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Jan 17 2020

Feminist Fate

Congratulations, feminists. You have liberated yourself from the shackles of marriage and motherhood. Now you have this to look forward to:

In a recent paper, researchers describe the consumption of two different human corpses by two different cats, both of which displayed a taste for arm tissue. …

Both started eating when the bodies were in early stages of decomposition and ended at the onset of “moist decomposition,” when fluids begin leeching. Both ate all the way to the bone. …

“Any coroner or medical examiner will tell you of cases where a body was shut up with a pet that scavenged the owner eventually,” [forensic anthropology professor Melissa] Connor said.

At least then the cat lady is free of the patriarchy once and for all.

On a tip from Stormfax.

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