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Jun 03 2013

Fined $75,000 for Saying “Homo”

The great countermoonbat Voltaire advised us,

“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”

In case you don’t know who that is, Indiana Pacers center Roy Hibbert demonstrated over the weekend:

When asked about his help defense for teammate Paul George on Heat forward LeBron James, Hibbert said, “I really felt that I let Paul down in terms of having his back (in Game 3) when LeBron was scoring in the post or getting to the paint, because they stretched me out so much, no homo.”

Despite his groveling apologies, Hibbert was fined $75,000 for using the irreverent word “homo.”

He isn’t the first to get his knuckles rapped:

Two seasons ago, Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 and Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah $50,000 for homophobic comments. Last season, New York Knicks forward Amar’e Stoudemire was fined $50,000 for similar remarks.

It isn’t enough that we dutifully pretend even the most unhealthy and disgusting forms of perversion are normal. We must revere those who indulge in them. If we don’t, we will be punished.

Imagine being fined $75,000 for putting down a group that isn’t at the top of the PC caste system — Christians, for example.

Any ideas on what our liberal ruling class is trying to accomplish by all but criminalizing natural distaste for depravity?

Who rules over us.

On a tip from Brian D.

28 Responses to “Fined $75,000 for Saying “Homo””

  1. justme says:

    Is that photo from a Teachers Union workshop on working with children?

    I reread the basketball player’s quote five times and still don’t understand it nor can I fin anything offensive. Does this mean Anthropologists will soon have to pay six figure fines for referring to homo-sapiens?

  2. Katya Kakhov says:

    How about ..cock-holster ?

  3. Doug says:

    Speaking of ugly Union homos, what’s for lunch at Local 983 today?

  4. Tchhht!!! says:

    @Doug…LOL!!! Looks like he’s trying to find his wazzle. I bet he hasn’t seen it in twenty years.

  5. dan says:

    to be homophobic
    wouldn’t one need to be afraid of homo’s ?
    ….and what of homo-erectus

  6. Marylou says:

    “Homo” is Latin for “man.” Judging from their get-ups, I’d say that’s quite a compliment to these two.

  7. Laurie says:

    This anti-straight behavior from the libs shows why there’s been an uprising of anti-gay behavior lately.

    Like this:

    And this:

    And even in other countries.
    Like Georgia:

    And France:

    Straight people have had enough of their crap. Now they’re fighting back. Gay people and their supporters have pushed the envelope too far, and now they’re getting violent pushback. It’s not going to stop until the gays back off. Which they won’t do, so we can expect a lot more violent encounters in the future.

  8. WRZ says:

    Basketball is a gay sport anyways.

  9. Don M says:

    “Society is decadent when satire is impossible. It’s terminal when criticism is incomprehensible.” Gregory Hood

  10. blast of high powered flatulence says:

    Bwhaha! My buddy in Florida the prankster sent some homo student advocacy stuff and a dress barn catalog in the mail! I’m glad there are some people with a sense of humour left in the world. Now how can I prank him back.

  11. Rubik's Cube that fights back says:

    You know who those Star Wars bar room scene freaks in the picture voted for last November.

  12. cultural cesspool says:

    The saying made wiki:

  13. Jay B. says:

    … because anyone looking at the above picture of these two freaks will think “Yes. That looks normal and reasonnable.”

  14. Flu-Bird says:

    What ever became of FREE SPEECH the person should refuse to pay the stupid fine and tell the buricrats to GO TAKE A HIKE

  15. magic rainbow unicorn farts power everything says:

    Herr Kommissar Stern wouldn’t let him get out of the fine Bird. He said he didn’t care if he was fined at the presser. They didn’t get down to the building janitor yet to ask him what he thought of the game. The players should have time to unwind and emerge from the locker room before talking to presstitutes.

  16. Son of Taz says:

    “presstitutes” – good one Magic.

    While we’re on the subject, here’s what the Marines have come to.

    If you dare, here’s the rest of the story.

  17. Skeeeter says:

    Whiskey tango foxtrot Taz. I hope Gunny Sarge Ermey doesn’t see that.

  18. snarkler says:

    Somewhere some parents are very proud as they look at their progeny in that picture.

  19. KHarn says:

    When I was a kid, gas stations started selling milk. One station had a sign out front advertising “HOMO milk”. It meant the same then as now, but no one got bent out of shape because everyone knew that it meant HOMOGONIZED milk.

    Yeah, we laughed at it because we were junior high schoolers and it was the sexual revolution.

  20. pretty pink ribbon says:

    The ol’ Ben Gay sportscreme joke on the bus after school was fun to spring on unsuspecting underclassmen. Our school had K-12 on the same school bus and we learned all the choice cusswords on the first day of kindergarten.

  21. IslandLifer says:

    Faggots will always be crybabies. Those who cater to the human waste plungers are nothing more than whores. Silly faggots, dix R4 chix.

  22. Alan says:

    It could’ve been worse. He could’ve insulted Muslims.

    I don’t follow the NBA so someone help me out: What are typical fines for players who get in a fight, violate the terms of his contract or cheat during a game?

  23. TED says:

    THIS is what comes from pushing the sick and mentally damaged to the CENTER of the herd instead of the OUTSIDE. Nature knows BEST! Humans DON’T!!

  24. whotothewhat says:

    So saying homo sapien is out?

    What bunch of homo sapiens

  25. Softly Bob says:

    Before my freedom of speech disappears altogether, I wish to exercise my right to say the following:

    Uphill gardener
    Cock gobbler

    There, I feel better now!

  26. Momster says:

    Hmmmm…many years ago, when my husband was a milkman (remember them?) I noticed that his bills listed “Homo VD Milk.” That was no reference to gayness, STDs, or Harvey Milk (Harvey was unknown at that time).

    I got a laugh out of it, but he explained that it meant homogenized vitamin D milk. Dang.

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  28. David Stern says:

    Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot.

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