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Feb 25 2012

Fishing Korans Out of Pakistani Sewer

Imagine the rioting and sniveling apologies if an infidel were to use the Koran for toilet paper. Yet Muslims in Pakistan seem to be doing just that. They must be getting tired of using their hands; how else do so many Koran pages wind up in the sewer?

Fishing Koran pages out of the sewer — now there’s a job not even Mike Rowe would take on.

On a tip from Tatersalad.




43 Responses to “Fishing Korans Out of Pakistani Sewer”

  1. Fiberal says:

    We know full well that the problem isn’t destroying that ridiculous comic book that they stick their butts up in the air for. Rather, its the standard muslim excuse for killing Americans or anyone else that amuses them.

    Muslims love to kill things. Any reason is valid.

    So naturally BO, “General” John Allen and now another pentagon nematode have all pushed each other out of the way to be the next one who gets to apologize to the muslim filth.

    That’s in keeping with the liberal ideology, but only in part. The next step is to send them a few billion in confiscated taxpayer cash.

    And people say we’re stupid.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2012/02/24/quotes-of-the-day-950/

  2. Chronos the wonder pig says:

    How long until Obama apologizes for this?

  3. Eric says:

    Funny how muzlims have such regard for a book written by a teenage female. Somehow I can’t envision any intelligent westerner being so upset about one of the Bronte sisters books used this way.

    I bought a koran a couple years ago, a few pages make a great fire starter for the grill.

  4. Leave 'em says:

    They’re right where they belong.

  5. IOpian says:

    It is folly to appeal to the hearts and minds of people who have neither.

  6. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Quote;
    “The Koran is the book that brought the world out of darkness”
    And into the s***house

  7. Sgt Stadenko says:

    “The Koran is the book that brought the world out of darkness”
    And into the s***house

    And that smell is not Paradise…

  8. […] Muslims wipe their own asses with the ‘holy’ Qu’ran in Pakistan.  So don’t piss on my leg Muslims and tell me its raining. […]

  9. Spon says:

    Upgrade! Your koran is now new and
    improved with shitria law, oh and death
    to America!

  10. Bob Roberts says:

    Well at least people there found an appropriate use for the Koran!

  11. Adrienne says:

    Whoa – wait! They have sewers??

  12. lao's mom says:

    finally, a job my son is qualified for!

  13. wingmann says:

    Recycled and for reading to your 72 virgins am sure.

    I now I have to go take a obama.

  14. IslandLifer says:

    I wonder if John Allen still thinks the Afghans are a “noble people”
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/02/25/2-nato-troops-killed-at-ministry-afghan-officials-say/

  15. Dr. Dave says:

    I would gladly shit on a Koran, but I would never desecrate my ass by wiping it with it

  16. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    When you arrive here, there’s a Koran in every nightstand.

    Just kidding. There are no nightstands.
    At Motel 666, Lucifer does leave the flame on for you.

    🙂

  17. Alan says:

    Romans 12:18 – If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.

    As far as it depends on you. We need go no farther. Did we get a lot of apologies from Muslims after 911? They want infidels dead. Liberals have to stop trying to make nice with these nuts.

  18. Alan says:

    Answer is obvious: It’s the JOOOOOSS.

  19. Gunny G says:

    Amazing that the Mooslims get wound up over a fantasy book but then, like the libtards/occutards, they REALLY don’t need an excuse to riot, loot, rape and kill.

  20. grayjohn says:

    It’s heartening to see that so many Muslims realize what
    the Koran is good for and where it rightly belongs.

    Koala Eew Snackbar!

  21. TaterSalad says:

    Free society burns Korans/Qurans to make a point but Islam takes it to the maximum and burns humans. Tell us all who the barbarians are now:

    Watch the video of Pastor Terry Jones burning the filthy, dirty, hate-filled Quran at:

    1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F7b0EQ2dvU

    Video of Muslims “burning” muslims:

    2. http://barenakedislam.wordpress.com/2009/03/28/nigeria-burning-suspected-christian-witches-alive/

    3. http://weaselzippers.us/2011/03/28/pakistan-islamists-retaliate-for-florida-koran-burning-by-attacking-churches-killing-two-christians-and-burning-bibles/

    4. http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerkimball/2011/04/16/why-it%e2%80%99s-ok-for-the-u-s-government-to-burn-bibles-but-condemn-burning-the-koran/

    5. Burning the Quran brings Muslims to killings but when they burn a religious scriptures (Hindu) it is ok: http://bigpeace.com/dfriedman/2011/04/19/speaking-of-burning-a-koran-muslims-burn-sacred-hindu-scriptures/

  22. John Lewis says:

    In a Muslim country one is Muslim by necessity; by threat of violence and by actual violence. This breeds resistance. Using the Koran for toilet paper is hence not so surprising.

    It is the maximal insult, more so than insulting the Prophet – according to one tradition, Allah created the Koran; according to another tradition in some mysterious way the Koran has existed along with Allah from before time began. These are central differences between the Shia and the Sunni.

  23. NorthernX says:

    Most of these simpletons can’t read.
    Glad their using the books (which are likely paid for by your government) for something.

  24. NorthernX says:

    Oh, and to everyone who says that they would gladly piss or take a shit on a copy of the koran, please remember that these pages contain the name of Jesus too.

  25. IslandLifer says:

    Ya Northern X, you forgot to mention that in that book Jesus is not the Son of God and he is a muslim. Spit! You a raghead?

  26. Joek Loth says:

    NorthernX says:
    February 25, 2012 at 7:20 pm: A strange and perplexing point.

    As to the man who leaves his business to sift through shit encrusted and shit flavored korans, WHAT A DUMBASS!
    How soon before these idiots get hepatitus or some other poop-bourne diesease??!!(I know,who cares).
    I wonder what his other job is? Perahps he is the sandwich guy at their local delicatessant??!!! “Wow Haadjie, this sandwich meat sure has a different flavor now.” ” Why yes Jiehaad, It most certainly does!! The taste reminds me of the meat my cousin use to feed me everynight when I was young!!” “Yes, thats it Haadjie, that is the flavor, how nice!!”
    I’m sorry people.I get carried away and…I hate what islam IS & what IT does. I work in and out of nursing home/facilities and occasionally I’ll see a female muslim , with the head scarf and the detonator sticking out of her backpack, and I cant even bring myself to look at them, cause I feel if I make eye contact, the bitch’ll come running at me with a scalpel, trying to cutt my head fuckin head offf!!
    Ihate’em cause of what they do, fuckin up my otherwise (for the most part) PEACEFUL WORLD . STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING 6th century SAVAGES.

  27. Joek Loth says:

    Umm, Oh yeah, this applies to the democRATS too, Ihate’em cause of what they do, fuckin up my otherwise (for the most part) PEACEFUL WORLD . STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING 6th century SAVAGES.
    FUCKIN IDIOTS.

    THAT IS not ALL.

  28. TED says:

    Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said:
    “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America ‘s story.”

    AN AMERICAN
    CITIZEN’S RESPONSE:

    Dear Mr. Obama:

    Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims
    first landed? Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

    Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving
    day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

    Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United
    States Constitution?

    Declaration of Independence ?

    Bill of Rights?

    Didn’t think so.

    Did Muslims fight for this country’s freedom from
    England ? No.

    Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the
    slaves in America ? No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human
    slavery.. Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even
    though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black
    Muslims as “pug nosed slaves.” Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your
    family’s “rich Islamic heritage,” doesn’t it Mr.
    Obama?

    Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this
    country? Not present.

    There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking
    side by side with Marti n Luther King, Jr. or
    helping to advance the cause of Civil
    Rights.

    Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage
    era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient
    to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the
    ‘hajib’ or for talking to a man who is not a
    direct family member or their husband.
    Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights, aren’t they?

    Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler,
    reviewed the troops and accepted support from
    the Nazi’s in killing Jews.

    Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th,
    2001? If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field
    in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on
    our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle
    East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world
    celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other
    cable news networks that day. Strangely, the very “moderate” Muslims who’s asses you bent
    over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June
    4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval
    for the acts of that day.

    And THAT, Mr.
    Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America ..

    Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates.
    They were Muslim.

    And now we can add November 5, 2009 – the slaughter of American
    soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a
    doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be
    counseling soldiers returning from battle in
    Iraq and Afghanistan ..

    That, Mr. Obama is the “Muslim heritage” in America

  29. Spider says:

    Ted, nicely written, but did you expect the Muslim in the Oval Office to go against his Muslim brothers?

    Has anyone noticed who’s taking over all the countries where Obummer called for the violent overthrow of it’s leaders? The radical muslim brotherhood is taking control of Egypt, Libya, and Syria. Was that part of the deal Obummer made with them in return for their financial support in getting re-elected?

    I wonder if the American people will ever realize just who and what they elected to lead this country. I wonder if this country will last long enough for them to catch on.

  30. NorthernX says:

    @ IslandLifer

    Wow. I really hate it when people write “Ya” instead of “yeah.”

    Are you a kraut?

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  32. Joek Loth says:

    NorthernX says:
    February 26, 2012 at 4:09 am @ IslandLifer

    Wow. I really hate it when people write “Ya” instead of “yeah.”

    Do you also hate it when someone uses “THEIR” instead of the correct usage of “THEY’RE”??!! NorthernX says:
    February 25, 2012 at 7:15 pm Most of these simpletons can’t read.
    Glad their(SHOULD BE “THEY’RE=THEY ARE, NOT “THEIR”) using the books (which are likely paid for by your government) for something.

  33. Joek Loth says:

    Let those without grammatical sin cast the first stone!!

  34. NorthernX says:

    Indeed.

    from your earlier post…

    [diesease??!!]
    [delicatessant]
    Yes, [thats] it
    [everynight]
    and I [cant]
    trying to [cutt] my

    Touche.

    At least you’re able to spell “yeah” right.

  35. NorthernX says:

    “First, take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye…”

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  37. Michael Teuber says:

    @NorthernX February 26, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

    You got the ball rolling by indulging in the equivocation between the ‘Issa’ of the Koran who blasphemes against Jesus and Christianity, and the second person of the Holy Trinity, Christ Jesus.

    Why would ‘devout’ Christians have any problem wiping their posteriors on a blasphemy against their sacred beliefs? (Rhetorical question by the way)

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  40. ARNOLD CARL TAPP says:

    >>> GOOD CATCH ON THIS VIDEO <<< SOMEONE SAID IT RIGHT – EVEN MIKE ROWE ( DIRTY JOBS ) WOULD NOT TAKE THIS JOB .
    LEAVE THE STINKING FILTH WHERE IT IS OR CLEAN AND RECYCLE IT FOR USED TOILET PAPER .

  41. Morris says:

    If we ever get around to de-funding ethanol, we could send them a healthy supply of corn cobs!

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