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Nov 15 2011

Found: Hugh Hefner’s Missing King-Sized Satin Sheets

michelle-obama-tacky-dress

Compliments of Mary.



25 Responses to “Found: Hugh Hefner’s Missing King-Sized Satin Sheets”

  1. Louisiana Steve says:

    Arrrggghhh…pass the eye bleach…quick!

  2. But besides deep involvement with terrorists and slimy mafiosos, Hillary 2008 staffers repeatedly heard talk that Barack Obama was well-known in the city’s alternative lifestyle circles to be a closeted homosexual, married (otherwise inexplicably) to a charmless tree of a woman as a political/social front….
    Three Openly Gay Men at Rev Wright’s Chicago Church KILLED the Very Month Obama’s Ascent to the Nomination Began?

  3. Duke says:

    Caption: “Ohhhhh…, I did not know this was costume party! So you are coming here as giant banquet table?”

  4. Winston Smith says:

    Looks like tacky curtains from the LSD days of the 1970s.

  5. fxdwg says:

    My guess is that a foraging wild hog threw up on a picnic tablecloth and …voila! Now, if we could just get some bigger tablecloths, Oprah and The View hags could be fashionable, too!

  6. Falconsword says:

    Remember what it was like to have a classy first lady? I sometimes wish Laura Bush would come back just to bitch slap Mooch…just once?

  7. Graycat says:

    What is she trying to prove? That sarong would probably look just fine if worn by a native Hawaiian Islander woman, but on Moose, it looks just plain tacky, because she herself is tacky. At least it covers up most of her. Yee gads! Look at those arms! Looooonnnnggggg arms. This looks like somewhere on the windward coast of Oahu. I believe that’s “Chinaman’s Hat” in the background. Now, the first couple is jetting off to Australia. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, America burns and Plugs is in charge.

  8. Fiberal says:

    Tell Barnum and Baily where they can find their tent.

  9. blue says:

    someone needs to tell M’Chel that you can’t cover up ulgy

  10. A. Levy says:

    Graycat says:
    “What is she trying to prove?”

    That she can not only insult White America and get away with it, but do it on yet another vacation that the sheeple are paying for.

  11. 762x51 says:

    This picture needs to come with a warning. I nearly burst into flames when I looked at it.

  12. Val says:

    Falconsword says:
    November 15, 2011 at 7:51 am

    Remember what it was like to have a classy first lady? I sometimes wish Laura Bush would come back just to bitch slap Mooch…just once?

    I agree!

  13. Val says:

    And I thought her evening choice was bad..


  14. FrankW says:

    Actually I am going to do something out of character here and somewhat defend her wookieness (or at least limit my commentary choices). As we constantly state, she was not elected. Granted she is a default representative of the US and she has questionable fashion sense (IMHO, she should can her fashion assistant and hire someone with experience in dressing first ladies). But then again I am not exactly in line as a replacement host for Queer Eye. Could moose dress a bit more in the expectation of a First Lady, yes. Is she required to, no. I am not applying this standard to anyone else, but I for one will try to keep criticism of the first two to the arena of ideas and not comment upon her (or the kids) choice in wearables.

  15. AZRon says:

    If she’d allow her moustache to grow in, we could call her “Moochelle P.I.”

  16. angryK9 says:

    She seems to be about the same height as her cousin chewbacca.

  17. whotothewhat says:

    It was just a screen shot of the soon to be released remake of the 1958 ScFi classic “The Attack of The 50 Foot Women” Of course this will be released in 3D.

  18. 762x51 says:

    The Haight-Ashbury called from the 1960’s – They want their curtains back.

    It looks like she stole it off of Jimi Hendricks dining room table. Didn’t he have the same material in a headband at Monterey Pop Festival when he set his guitar on fire?

  19. 762x51 says:

    Or maybe it was Momma Cass.

  20. Val says:

    …and she said American children need to “get their palates adjusted” so they will begin eating properly..
    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/mrs-obama-let-them-eat-steak-and-arugula

  21. Sgt Stadenko says:

    Reaganite,

    …a closeted homosexual, married (otherwise inexplicably) to a charmless tree of a woman as a political/social front…

    The First Beard?

    o_O

  22. SgtZim says:

    Looks like King Kong in a dress.

  23. Cameraman says:

    Asian Lady” Ohh So Vely Nice. let me take Curtin from You! You just can”t Fix Stoopid! Semper Fi

  24. Catblaster says:

    Still looks like Wesley Snipes in “Too Wong Foo…” to me….


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