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Sep 20 2016

France to Ban Plastic Forks for Making It Be Too Hot Out

The global warming hoax marks the spot where tyranny and insanity intersect:

Plastic crockery and cutlery is to be banned in France unless it is made from biologically sourced materials.

The law comes into force in 2020. It is part of a French environmental initiative called the Energy Transition for Green Growth, part of a package aimed at tackling climate change.

That is, the moonbats running France are banning plastic forks in the belief that they make it be too hot out.

It is alarming that these people are running around loose and unmedicated, much less that they are in control of whole governments.

On a tip from Stormfax.

17 Responses to “France to Ban Plastic Forks for Making It Be Too Hot Out”

  1. grayjohn says:

    Who will destroy France first? The Environazis or the Death Cult of Pislam?

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I would think that France should start by banning knives. Jihadists use them to attack infidels. Regular French people might cut themselves. They might want to start placing corks on the ends of their forks, too.

  3. Mr. Freemarket says:

    You are going to have to be more specific on the term “destroy.” Some might argue it is already there.

  4. rex freeway says:

    The law comes into force in 2020. What makes them think they will be in charge in 4 years? The Muzzies might rule by then and they wont need that law. They will be eating with their hands. That is if their hands or head aren’t cutoff with the only cutlery left

  5. Saxon Warrior says:

    Mmm, plastic swords for jihadis. Now that’s a thought. Maybe they should have plastic AK-47s as well.
    But of course, the Left won’t allow it because plastic destroys the planet.

  6. PilloryHillary says:

    I bet 762 ejaculates upon seeing that photo.

  7. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    With every act of tyranny comes a new business opportunity.

  8. Kevcar says:

    Your an idiot

  9. skankhunt42 says:

    you’re new around here aren’t you? stick around…

  10. Mohammad Izzaterd says:

    Meanwhile France is imploding from the muslim invasion. Priorities, priorities…

  11. JamesMacArthur says:

    “France to Ban Plastic Forks”
    —added bonus: banning forks will definitely solve the morbid obesity problem of leftists Michael Moore, Oprah, MOOCH, etc….

  12. Vic Kelley says:

    The initiative is part of the “Energy Transition for Green Growth” which is kind of an Orwellian name isn’t it? And how is providing a consumer good related to energy?

  13. Karma's Janitor says:

    some states ban plastic bags, bottles , meh.
    Lets do it right and ban disposable dipers, hair dye, fingernail polish

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