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Jan 14 2017

German Green Party Offers Publicly Funded Prostitution

Give up freedom, tradition, morality, and property rights, and leftists will promise you pretty much anything. Collectivism has brought us from a chicken in every pot to a prostitute in every bed:

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans.

The party’s care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night.

Degenerate moonbats point to Holland, where prostitution is already financed through socialized medicine. It is said to be therapeutic for the elderly and the disabled.

Before long, sex with prostitutes will be acknowledged as a human right by the United Nations. Then American taxpayers will have the privilege of paying for other people to have anonymous sex throughout the world, just like we already do with abortion.

On a tip from Steve T.

30 Responses to “German Green Party Offers Publicly Funded Prostitution”

  1. Bosun Higgs says:

    That is seriously warped.
    Free cigarettes, liquor and any other vice will follow?

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Politicians will basically do anything for money. Therefore, they see no problem with others doing the same.

  3. tfhr says:

    Here! Here!

    As a taxpayer that has been funding free rides for a life time, I am delighted to see that somewhere in the world there are people stupid enough and a political party craven enough to allow me to say, “It could be worse”, when assessing our own situation in the US. Thanks Germans! Thanks German Green Party!

  4. tfhr says:

    This arrangement will be called a “Kraut Sandwich”. That’s when you have a prostitute with a German on top and the Greens on top of that…all on a Kaiser roll. Needless to say, the German is getting it from both directions.

  5. MAS says:

    This will prove to be wildly popular and the next step in Europe…mark my words

  6. mankai says:

    The Left loves prostitutes, prostitution and any sex which isn’t heterosexual monogamous sex… Which makes the faux moral outrage over the fake Trump story even more laughable.

  7. Torcer says:

    Too bad they don’t include guns in that socialist smorgasbord, courtesy of the Cigarettes, Moonshine and Fire-sticks bureaucracy.

  8. Bosun Higgs says:

    Except guns are not a “vice.” And I don’t want the government involved in any way with my access and maintenance of my guns.

  9. Torcer says:

    My apologies for acquiescing to the implications from that governmental monstrosity.

    I would tend to agree with your point – I do not want any manner of governmental interference in my commonsense civil rights or the dispossession of my property up to and including my firearms.

  10. Tchhht!!! says:


  11. ontoiran says:

    FINALLY…they get something right for a change! amarite? high five!

  12. PhiloTFarnsworth says:

    “German Green Party Offers Publicly Funded Prostitution”
    –Clinton and Cosby: “We are ALL Germans now !!!!”

  13. Take The Red Pill says:

    I’m surprised that the Feminists aren’t screaming from the rooftops against legalized (let alone government-funded) prostitution; sex is women’s favorite ‘Weapon of Choice’ against all of the men that they deem “unattractive” (which basically means any man who isn’t one the top ’15 percenters’) and their favorite ‘Tool of Power’ that they use to gain access to wealth and resources.
    Women depend on sex to snare the ‘alphas’ in their teens and twenties, and to snare the ‘betas’ in their thirties and beyond; what is central to this is that they need the ‘alphas’ and ‘betas’ to be so ‘thirsty’ and desperate for sex, that they will risk relationships, cohabitation, and marriage with women so that they have a (mostly illusory) access to sex.
    Legalized prostitution takes this weapon and tool away from feminists/women, and completely nullifies the power that they enjoy in legal relationships with men.

  14. Exit Only says:

    4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with
    gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand
    full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

    5 And upon her forehead was a name written, Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth.

    __Revelation 17: 4-5

    9 And the kings of the earth, who have committed fornication and lived
    deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they
    shall see the smoke of her burning,

    10 Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great
    city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

    __Revelation 18:9-10

  15. tfhr says:

    Anthony Weiner, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski walk into a bar…

    No. Seriously. They all asked if they had to go to a geriatric clinic or a pediatrician for their “treatment”.

  16. Saxon Warrior says:

    Sex sells. and it is the sugar that sweetens the bitterness of propaganda. It’s also a great liberty to offer the decadent, sexually-curious, sexually-inadequate Generation Me.

    You see, while they offer us more sexual freedom, they can take away other freedoms and hope that we won’t notice.

    Young moonbats believe themselves to be the most liberated generation ever, more tolerant, more open-minded, and more educated than any other generation that came before them. But in actual fact, they are the least liberated, the least open-minded and the least tolerant generation ever.
    They are not as free either.
    Sure they have sexual liberation unlike their prudish grandparents – they can sleep with whomever they want, whenever they want.. man, woman or transgender… but they don’t have free speech, they’re suffocated under lots of petty laws, and they are voting themselves into a tyranny.

    This has all been planned by our Marxist, New World masters. Keep the masses interested in sex and they’ll be too busy jacking themselves off to take an interest in the real world!

  17. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Those who sell Viagra are more than grateful for the rising generation who are encountering all sorts of sexual difficulties.

    It is almost as if men were not built for hedonism.

  18. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Assuming, of course, that your marriage can survive the occasional visit to a prostitute.

  19. Exit Only says:

    Marx was wrong about religion being the opiate of the masses. Sex is. Both 1984 and Brave New World demonstrate how sex was promoted by the state to pacify the proles.

  20. Stosh says:

    It’s actually a brilliant political move…who’s going to vote against free sex…

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  22. Saxon Warrior says:

    Indeed. It was also used by a South American dictator in the 1960s/70s (I forget who and where…. Brazil maybe). He encouraged the broadcasting of soft pornography and nudity on mainstream TV, even at times when children could be watching, but political subjects and criticism of the government were banned.
    The people actually believed that they were living in a very liberated society because of this, but it was just a lure as a stepping stone to further totalitarianism.

    But once a dictator gains absolute control then even sexual liberties will be banned. Women will be forced into the role of baby-making machines to supply the state with more brainwashed people. There will be no place for dissidents such as homosexuals and feminists who were just useful idiots that enabled the revolution in the first place!

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  25. trangbang68 says:

    THe fine print says because it’s a liberal value free domain; they can’t discriminate against fat slob hookers, trannies, have fun there when Lena Dunham walks in the room at the Department of Ho’s.

  26. Sixty Ville says:

    Nothing more anti-therapeutic than being assigned a government prostitute that looks like Hillary Clinton.

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  28. Anonymous says:

    Leftists always liked Soviet-style central planning…

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