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Apr 18 2015

Global Warming Authoritarian Leonardo DiCaprio Travels Constantly by Private Jet

Hollyweird twerp Leonardo DiCaprio takes the global warming hoax so seriously that he demands massive government intervention. Speaking before his fellow authoritarians at the United Nations, he has made proclamations like this:

“This disaster [i.e., the conspicuously nonexistent global warming crisis] has grown beyond the choices that individuals make. This is now about our industries and governments around the world taking decisive, large-scale action.”

…and even this:

“Protecting our future on this planet depends on the conscious evolution of our species.”

However, he does not take it so seriously that he will forsake constantly flying around in a private jet:

According to newly leaked Sony emails, the actor happily availed himself of more than $200,000 worth of private jet travel in just six weeks in 2014.

According to Sony corporate travel records posted on WikiLeaks Thursday, DiCaprio took six private jet flights during April and May 2014.

Plants that require CO2 for sustenance owe a debt of gratitude to DiCrappio, whose carbon footprint is gargantuan. He makes up for this by calling for the government to lower our standard of living.

On tips from JusttheTipHQ, Bodhisattva, and Dean D.



32 Responses to “Global Warming Authoritarian Leonardo DiCaprio Travels Constantly by Private Jet”

  1. TED says:

    Hypocrite Asshole. I know it’s understood but there are those out there…

  2. TED says:

    Hypocrite Asshole. I know it’s understood but there are those out there…

    and his HERO.

    http://i.imgur.com/194Vdyj.jpg

  3. Jim says:

    I’m quite sure that the airplanes that Leonardo DiCaprio uses are the low emission types, and may even be the new “zero” emission airplanes. You don’t believe me? Well it’s true. If you do believe me, I have acquired the rights to several bridges located in large US cities that I need to sell cheap. If you are in the market for one, let me know. I also sell Rolex watches and bottom land in Louisiana.

  4. Jim says:

    I’m quite sure that the airplanes that Leonardo DiCaprio uses are the low emission types, and may even be the new “zero” emission airplanes. You don’t believe me? Well it’s true. If you do believe me, I have acquired the rights to several bridges located in large US cities that I need to sell cheap. If you are in the market for one, let me know. I also sell Rolex watches and bottom land in Louisiana.

  5. Henry says:

    “…grown beyond the choices that individuals make.”

    Thus absolving all eco-hypocrites from any responsibility for their hypocrisy.

  6. Henry says:

    “…grown beyond the choices that individuals make.”

    Thus absolving all eco-hypocrites from any responsibility for their hypocrisy.

  7. ODA315 says:

    He’s gotta be in the finals for the “most punchable face” contest.

  8. Hungjumper says:

    He’s gotta be in the finals for the “most punchable face” contest.

  9. JTM371 says:

    Typical hollyweird POS rules for the peasants or piss ants do not apply. As always FUBO! 🙂

  10. JTM371 says:

    Typical hollyweird POS rules for the peasants or piss ants do not apply. As always FUBO! 🙂

  11. Saxon Warrior says:

    But DiCaprio does not have to participate in the carbon-reduction race because not everybody has to.
    Only the unenlightened majority have to do so. If the unenlightened, stupid and poverty-stricken, great-unwashed reduce their carbon footprints, the smart liberal elite can spew out as much carbon as they please, because they are in a minority. Only the majority are needed to save the Planet.
    That’s why the likes of Gore, DeCaprio and Suzuki can do as they please because they are among the chosen.
    When Al Gore guzzles gas, he does so with full knowledge of the consequences, therefore his automatic deity stature can feel just exactly what is happening, and he knows that his own CO2 output may be a little excessive but it is still balanced in the grand Gaia scheme of things.
    But when you or I spew out CO2 from our primitive cars we don’t know what we are doing. We just don’t understand the science. We can’t comprehend it because we haven’t had the benefit of a Liberal education. That’s why we shouldn’t be allowed to do as we please.

    We are like small children handling chainsaws. We will cut our own limbs off and hurt others because of our incompetence. However Gore and DiCaprio know how to handle the chainsaw, so they can do as they please.
    Don’t you realize, you superstitious scientifically ignorant conservatives, that whenever you drive your cars the CO2 goes out of control because you don’t know what you are doing, but whenever zillionaire Gore burns his jet fuel everything is fine because he is an expert on climate and we are not. We are a danger to the Earth because our carbon is bad carbon, whereas Gore’s carbon and DiCaprio’s carbon is good carbon. There is a difference between the two types of carbon – don’t you know? Are you that stupid?

    But we’ll never understand it because we’;re scientifically ignorant and we’re superstitious and afraid of our own shadows because we believe in the Christian God and we’re too slow, too afraid and too jumpy to understand the ‘progressive’ World. After all we can’t even handle homosexuals and transgenders. We’re so stupid that we can’t even count. We’re still think that there are only two genders when every smart liberal knows that there at least fifty. Come on, get with the times and try to keep up.
    So when liberal royalty tell us not to burn carbon – don’t do it.
    They can do it because they understand how it works and we don’t.

    That’s why we can’t even understand that when it’s getting colder, it’s actually getting warmer.

    We’re just slow and stupid. We’re conservatives and we’re not very bright. We’re just ignorant xenophobic little racists who pray to a God that doesn’t exist because nobody can see him. If we were smart enough we would pray to the god of healing crystals and woodland trees just lie our Liberal masters do.

  12. Saxon Warrior says:

    But DiCaprio does not have to participate in the carbon-reduction race because not everybody has to.
    Only the unenlightened majority have to do so. If the unenlightened, stupid and poverty-stricken, great-unwashed reduce their carbon footprints, the smart liberal elite can spew out as much carbon as they please, because they are in a minority. Only the majority are needed to save the Planet.
    That’s why the likes of Gore, DeCaprio and Suzuki can do as they please because they are among the chosen.
    When Al Gore guzzles gas, he does so with full knowledge of the consequences, therefore his deified soul can feel just exactly what is happening, and he knows that even though his own CO2 output may be a little excessive, it is still balanced in the grand Gaia scheme of things.
    But when you or I spew out CO2 from our primitive cars we don’t know what we are doing. We just don’t understand the science. We can’t comprehend it because we haven’t had the benefit of a Liberal education. That’s why we shouldn’t be allowed to do as we please.

    We are like small children handling chainsaws. We will cut our own limbs off and hurt others because of our incompetence. However Gore and DiCaprio know how to handle the chainsaw, so they can do as they please.
    Don’t you realize, you superstitious science-ignorant conservatives, that whenever you drive your cars the CO2 goes out of control because you don’t know what you are doing, but whenever zillionaire Gore burns his jet fuel everything is fine because he is an expert on climate and we are not?
    We are a danger to the Earth because our carbon is bad carbon, whereas Gore’s carbon and DiCaprio’s carbon is good carbon. There is a difference between the two types of carbon – don’t you know? Are you that stupid?

    But we’ll never understand it because we’re scientifically ignorant and we’re superstitious and we’re afraid of our own shadows because we believe in the Christian God and we’re too slow, too afraid and too jumpy to understand the ‘progressive’ World. After all we can’t even handle homosexuals and transgenders. We’re so stupid that we can’t even count. We’re still think that there are only two genders when every smart liberal knows that there at least fifty. Come on, get with the times and try to keep up.
    We also keep guns because we’re twitchy and nervous, afraid that everybody is out to get us. We hate anybody who is different to us and we’re frightened of change.

    So when liberal royalty tell us not to burn carbon – don’t do it.
    They can do it because they understand how it works and we don’t.
    That’s why we can’t even understand that when it’s getting colder, it’s actually getting warmer.

    We’re just slow and stupid. We’re conservatives and we’re not very bright. We’re just ignorant xenophobic little racists who pray to a God that doesn’t exist because nobody can see him. If we were smart enough we would pray to the god of healing crystals and woodland trees just like our Liberal masters do.

  13. Tadpole says:

    The Germans actually have a word for it – “backpfeifengesicht.”

    A face in need of a fist.

  14. Tadpole says:

    The Germans actually have a word for it – “backpfeifengesicht.”

    A face in need of a fist.

  15. Ray Caruso says:

    Well, given Dad’s proclivities she’s lucky she’s lucky she didn’t get AIDS kissing him goodnight.

  16. Lou Hodges says:

    Hypocrite and corney actor

  17. Lou Hodges says:

    Hypocrite and corney actor

  18. grayjohn says:

    What a superficial hollywood douche nozzle. An example of why I don’t watch movies anymore. Ever.

  19. grayjohn says:

    What a superficial hollywood douche nozzle. An example of why I don’t watch movies anymore. Ever.

  20. 1JohnRyan1 says:

    Ray in your dreams do you see obama as gay /

  21. 1JohnRyan1 says:

    Ray in your dreams do you see obama as gay /

  22. Tchhht!!! says:

    Lenny and Al…butthole buddies to the end. What the hell happened to Hollywood anyway? The men used to be strong masculine types. Hell, even Rock Hudson was somewhat masculine. Now you have dorks like DiCrappio who look and act like fruits. Sheesh!

  23. Tchhht!!! says:

    Lenny and Al…butthole buddies to the end. What the hell happened to Hollywood anyway? The men used to be strong masculine types. Hell, even Rock Hudson was somewhat masculine. Now you have dorks like DiCrappio who look and act like fruits. Sheesh!

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  25. MAS says:

    Most punchable face contest…two thumbs up. Anyone want to wager it would not take much to make him cry like a 6 year old girl? If one could get past his well armed security detail that is…

  26. MAS says:

    Most punchable face contest…two thumbs up. Anyone want to wager it would not take much to make him cry like a 6 year old girl? If one could get past his well armed security detail that is…

  27. rex freeway says:

    Awesome!

  28. rex freeway says:

    Awesome!

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  30. Dana says:

    Mr Dicaprio said:

    This is now about our industries and governments around the world taking decisive, large-scale action.”

    Wouldn’t that include governments taking decisive action such as banning celebrities from private flights?

  31. Dana says:

    Mr Dicaprio said:

    This is now about our industries and governments around the world taking decisive, large-scale action.”

    Wouldn’t that include governments taking decisive action such as banning celebrities from private flights?


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