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Jan 08 2018

Global Warming Caused Iranian Uprising

Anthropogenic global warming may not even exist to any measurable extent; nonetheless, it is held responsible for all unpleasant weather including cold, and even for the uprising in Iran:

You might object that the many effects of global warming are supposed to be bad. But as Obama made obvious, anything threatening the interests of the vociferously hostile regime in Iran is very bad indeed from the liberal establishment’s point of view.

On a tip from Byron.

11 Responses to “Global Warming Caused Iranian Uprising”

  1. Frank says:

    If global warming is responsible for fallen arches, dandruff, saint Elmos fire, hurricanes, jet stream excursions, Teslas 3s and hair loss, why can’t it cause a revolution?

  2. Whoare"they"?✓Deplorable says:

    Damn that Al Gore, running around starting revolutions!


    At the Golden Globes, a new front runner for the DNC nom 2020 emerges:

    And here an early favorite for a campaign ad:

    Oprah says old, prejudiced white people “just have to die”


    Global Warming helped Trump win the election.
    All he had to do was to keep pointing out that it’s a fraudulent money and power grab.

  5. BiffWellington says:

    Is there nothing Global Warming can’t do?

  6. ICEvictim says:

    she will likely win
    A) she’s “famous”
    B) she’s female
    C) she’s black
    D) she’s a bigot

    With all of that, the entire black community will vote en masse for her along with all the drooling sycophants of celebrities, and the self hating 30 and 20 something white idiots hoping to atone for being successful, and the inevitable votes of 10 million dead people and 5 million illegal aliens.

    If she gets elected POTUS then America will rapidly decline into “Paris” on the way to “Detroit”. I’m glad I’m so old. I won’t be around long enough for the final chapter of “Idiocracy” in America.

  7. ICEvictim says:

    well, with W gone that takes away one of their excuses so AGW gets to be the chump

  8. ICEvictim says:

    unScientific unAmerican was taken over years ago by smart Alec leftoids. They still publish a lot of good science but NEVER miss a chance to put up a Marxist/socialist economics screed pimping for more government take over of the economy, along with the constant chatter pimping for AGW and (of course) more government and more taxes to “fix” it.

    How can you profess to be all in for science and yet not only ignore, but fly in the face of human nature and history? I guess if you’re the smartest people in the room (according to you) then you go that way.

  9. Hungjumper says:

    As a budding young engineering undergrad I frequently read SA. Now it’s just another political rag. Too bad as it was a good mag back in the day.

    Fucking liberals have to ruin everything.

  10. Otis Donkey says:

    that and she’ll promise them free shit under their chair.

  11. Jack Bauer says:

    An example of how the liberal moonbat mind (dis) functions:

    “I woke up this morning and discovered my car had a flat tire.
    It has to be because of Climate Change.
    Trump, took us out of the Paris Climate Treaty.
    Therefore global warming will get worse.
    Trump must be impeached for making my tire flat!!!”

    In other words:
    If A = B and B = C
    then A = X (because I want to believe it does…..)

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