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Sep 26 2019

Greta Thunberg Wins Alternative Nobel Prize

For helping to reinforce their alternative to reality, liberals have awarded neurodiverse child climate warrior Greta Thunberg an alternative Nobel Prize.

From Roto-Reuters:

Swedish teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg was named on Wednesday as one of four winners of the 2019 Right Livelihood Award, known as Sweden’s alternative Nobel Prize.

Thunberg won the award “for inspiring and amplifying political demands for urgent climate action reflecting scientific facts,” the Right Livelihood Foundation said in a statement.

The scientific facts reflected by Greta include, “the world is going to end and plus I will hold my breath until I turn blue if all you grownups don’t comply with the radical left’s wish list immediately.”

It isn’t only in Tinseltown that awards tend to be granted primarily on the basis of moonbattery.

Considering that fiends, charlatans, failures, and communist dictators like Yasser Arafat, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, and Mikhail Gorbachev have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize itself, Greta can expect to receive one too as soon as the antihuman rhetoric she parrots causes enough misery. Already she has done as much to deserve one as Obama had when he got his.

Greta’s alternative Nobel is nothing to sneer at though; it comes with a $103,000 cash payout. She can buy every Ariana Grande song ever recorded hundreds of times over and still have enough left for a lifetime subscription to Tiger Beat magazine.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair, Lyle, and Kate P.

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