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Jan 13 2013

Gun Survey

Vote and view results at Michelle Obama’s Mirror:


Most countermoonbats will go with the final option. Moonbats will take the one before it — unless they have their own heavily armed lifelong security detail.

On a tip from MOTUS.

9 Responses to “Gun Survey”

  1. Dr. 9 says:

    “You know folks, I’ll be honest with you. I just told a friend of mine — even though I sit behind this microphone and I try to be civil and so forth — I can barely contain my fury about what’s going on in this country. I’m just being honest with you. I can barely contain it. I’m so frustrated by this tyranny, you have no idea. Now we can analyze it, we can intellectualize it, we can parse it and so forth and try to unravel it. But I’m just telling you, from an emotional point of view, it is just so damned infuriating to see the greatest country on the face of the earth run by a bunch of lilliputians, who are constantly attacking it from within…” –- Mark Levin

    Sadly, the American sheeple don’t seem to agree with him.

  2. A. Levy says:

    “Like smokers, gun owners should cower in shame…”

    “What we need to do is change the way people think about guns, the same way we changed the way people think about smoking…”

    “We need to really brainwash people to think about guns in a vastly different way…”

    The above quotes are from AG Holder, who, IMO, is a racist and a communist.

  3. Piker says:

    Actually, I’d pull out my Sig Sauer P226 Tactical… wouldn’t ever want to own a Glock.

  4. Steve B says:

    For the sake of diversity I would add one other option: ‘Cower behind an overturned table and order your armed private security guards to defend you.’ This option is only for politicians, actors, new media personnel, etc.

  5. Highway Hospital Student says:

    The survey is missing the liberal’s favorite option: depend on invisibility.

    …Which is essentially why liberals never put an “I am unarmed”, instead of an NRA sticker, in their back windows.

  6. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I would like one more choice, please.
    If that restaurant is full of moonbats, that list should include slipping out the back and barring the doors shut

  7. Son of Taz says:

    If the restaurant is full of moonbats, then you’d be advised to stay away from it.

    Unless tofu and brown rice rings your bell.

    Probably won’t find a great steak there.

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