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Aug 02 2011

Happy Birthday, Manchurian Moonbat

As his subjects brace for the hyperinflationary effects of the Boehner–Reid debt rocket, the majestic Moonbat Messiah prepares for a gilded birthday bash in a Chicago ballroom that rents for $40,000 a night.

The celebrity-studded event, which will be held at the exclusive Aragon Ballroom on Wednesday — the day before President Obama’s birthday — is scheduled to feature star singer Jennifer Hudson. …

Tickets for the fundraising dinner cost an astonishing $35,800 a person. Additional contributions of $50 will gain entry to the concert with limited seating, while $1,000 donors receive ‘premium’ seats for President Obama’s birthday and $10,000 tickets include ‘preferred’ seating along with the chance to take a photograph with Obama.

While some might say the U.S. debt pool could do with the thousands, all proceeds will instead go to the campaign to re-elect the President in 2012 and to the Democratic National Committee fund.

As for the little people, let them eat debt.

On tips from Curtis and J. Video courtesy of Granny Jan.



15 Responses to “Happy Birthday, Manchurian Moonbat”

  1. Barack Obama says:

    We need a little shared sacrifice…

  2. Silent Knight says:

    Obama: “a little…sacrifice…”

    Do your part. How about not serving a second term.

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  4. AC says:

    The American branch of Pravda will spin a $35,800 fundraiser as easily accessible to the common man, proving that Obama is before his time.

    By the time Obama’s work is done, we will all have $35,800 and more to discard in the gutters, preferring notes of no less than a million for the local bakery.

    Does anybody still wish to argue with a necessarily gloomy future, courtesy of today’s totally expected bipartisan can kicking session?

  5. AC says:

    Do your part. How about not serving a second term.

    I don’t think it would matter. The damage has already been done.

  6. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    BIRTHDAY TO YOU YOU, LIVE IN A ZOO, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY, AND CAME FROM ONE TO

  7. Marci says:

    You people are confused—he hasn’t SERVED anything. He has dictated that the little people serve him. He has forever changed the phrase “serve a term”. We are serving time for his actions, and will for many decades to come.

  8. Beforethestorm says:

    I remember when I woke up after the election and heard on the radio that Obama had been elected. I decided that whatever happened, and I figured it would be bad, the majority of people had voted for it. They had made their choice and their bed.
    (I knew McCain was no prize either.)

  9. dan says:

    I wonder which birthday/identity he’s celebrating….maybe he’ll have several of these events,one for each social security number. he could go on tour…oh,wait…he is.

  10. rjp says:

    Nothing like a gilded birthday bash before a night of homosexual sex with his “esteemed” Chicago “buddies”.

  11. The equalizer says:

    I hope it’s his last.

  12. Spurwing Plover says:

    I hope the BLUEBIRD of HAPPINESS took a crap on his cake


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