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May 07 2019

Homosexual Beer

The liberal agenda comes at you from everywhere. It may even come at you from your beer. The extra-watery variant of Budweiser called Bud Light has gone militant gay:

This June, Bud Light is partnering with GLAAD to launch its first-ever rainbow aluminum bottle to celebrate World Pride. … For every case of rainbow bottles sold from May 27 to June 30, Bud Light will donate $1 to GLAAD, up to $150,000 to assist in their efforts of creating a world where everyone can live the life they love.

That is, a world where wallowing in degeneracy and depravity has been as thoroughly normalized as in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Readers may remember GLAAD as the contingent of pink Nazis that temporarily forced Phil Robertson off the air while Duck Dynasty was flying high.

In addition to the updated color scheme inspired by the LGBTQ Pride flag, the reimagined Bud Light Pride bottle also swaps out the iconic Bud Light creed that’s printed on the crest of the bottle for words of inclusivity and support.

“Inclusivity” refers to normalizing the abnormal and denormalizing regular Americans.

Fortunately, avoiding godawful Bud Light will not be a hardship for countermoonbats, especially considering the profusion of vastly superior local beers brewed throughout the country.

On a tip from Seaoh.

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