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Jun 28 2015

How to Be an Atheist

Now that the Supreme Court’s homosexual marriage decree has put the ducks in a row for activists to pursue the criminalization of Christianity, now might be a good time to get with the program and become an atheist. JP Sears gets you started with this helpful guide:

On a tip from hiram.



17 Responses to “How to Be an Atheist”

  1. Heltau says:

    This is all well and good until you meet an islam.
    Then you will totally lose your head over atheism.
    However, atheism is NOT a religion.

  2. Heltau says:

    This is all well and good until you meet an islam.
    Then you will totally lose your head over atheism.
    However, atheism is NOT a religion.

  3. How to be an Athiest:

    Huff Al Gores toxic ‘global warming’ fumes from his personal jets and multitudinous mansions.

    And, if that isn’t ENUFF, huff his hypocritcal KOBE beef farts.

    And, then, worship a tree.

  4. Donna M says:

    Can’t stop laughing!
    Simple as this….
    Without my faith…
    What keeps me from KILLING you…before you even finish that blather!
    Just because you “annoy” me?
    It would be one less “annoyance” to deal with and I can be reasonably assured that I won’t be bothered with the likes of you, again.
    And who is to say or do anything punitive to me in the process? Since the laws governing us up until now have been founded and based as being unreasonable to you. So I have actually have done you a favor, by putting you out of your misery! 😉
    That’s alright, as according to you in reason, no thanks is required. 😉

  5. Donna M says:

    Can’t stop laughing!
    Simple as this….
    Without my faith…
    What keeps me from KILLING you…before you even finish that blather!
    Just because you “annoy” me?
    It would be one less “annoyance” to deal with and I can be reasonably assured that I won’t be bothered with the likes of you, again.
    And who is to say or do anything punitive to me in the process? Since the laws governing us up until now have been founded and based as being unreasonable to you. So I have actually done you a favor, by putting you out of your misery! 😉
    That’s alright, as according to you in reason, no thanks is required. 😉

  6. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Progressives believe that laws are the only thing that keep you from killing, raping, and enslaving blacks, Mexicans, or whomever happens to cross your path. With enough laws, you will be a good little citizen.

    Then again, if laws don’t actually mean what they say, then the laws prohibiting you from shooting a few Supreme Court justices might actually mean something else.

  7. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Progressives believe that laws are the only thing that keep you from killing, raping, and enslaving blacks, Mexicans, or whomever happens to cross your path. With enough laws, you will be a good little citizen.

    Then again, if laws don’t actually mean what they say, then the laws prohibiting you from shooting a few Supreme Court justices might actually mean something else.

  8. Donna M says:

    Right, Free M.
    And he mentions dawkins as an example!
    When I think of atheists, I don’t think small minded!…
    Lenin, Stalin, Mao, obama…they didn’t kill little, they killed big!
    Correct me if I’m wrong…but, doesn’t that guy Dawkins, need around the clock care and technology just to stay alive?
    Don’t even mention hitchens! That guy died a horrible death with cancer!

  9. Donna M says:

    Right, Free M.
    And he mentions dawkins as an example!
    When I think of atheists, I don’t think small minded!…
    Lenin, Stalin, Mao, obama…they didn’t kill little, they killed big!
    Correct me if I’m wrong…but, doesn’t that guy Dawkins, need around the clock care and technology just to stay alive?
    Don’t even mention hitchens! That guy died a horrible death with cancer!

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  11. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I’ll be honest, Donna. I don’t know who Dawkins was and, frankly, I don’t care.
    Lenin and Stalin killed about 50 million people; most of them their fellow citizens.
    Mao killed about 70 million; again most of them his fellow citizens.

    Christianity isn’t the problem; it is the solution.
    Now if we could just get more people to act the way that they believe.

  12. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I’ll be honest, Donna. I don’t know who Dawkins was and, frankly, I don’t care.
    Lenin and Stalin killed about 50 million people; most of them their fellow citizens.
    Mao killed about 70 million; again most of them his fellow citizens.

    Christianity isn’t the problem; it is the solution.
    Now if we could just get more people to act the way that they believe.

  13. whotothewhat says:

    Religious discrimination is going to be really interesting in the USSA. With Christian churches being forced to comply with deviants wishes but of course no such force brought to bear on Muslim mosques in particular. The left will reap what they sow, with millions of unassimilated new democrat voters poring into the USSA. They will not share the same beliefs with other more progressive democrat voters on subjects like gay marriage family planning global warming.

    A fundamental change could explode all over the place.

  14. whotothewhat says:

    Religious discrimination is going to be really interesting in the USSA. With Christian churches being forced to comply with deviants wishes but of course no such force brought to bear on Muslim mosques in particular. The left will reap what they sow, with millions of unassimilated new democrat voters poring into the USSA. They will not share the same beliefs with other more progressive democrat voters on subjects like gay marriage family planning global warming.

    A fundamental change could explode all over the place.

  15. Dianne says:

    “Science is the path to truth…” unless you’re a prog/atheist who wants to totally dismiss human biology and pretend it doesn’t exist so you claim whichever gender you prefer (cuz you’re a pervert), rather than the one you were born with.

  16. Dianne says:

    “Science is the path to truth…” unless you’re a prog/atheist who wants to totally dismiss human biology and pretend it doesn’t exist so you claim whichever gender you prefer (cuz you’re a pervert), rather than the one you were born with.


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