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Mar 07 2012

How to Beat the TSA’s Pricey Nude Body Scanners

The government drones at the TSA must get a thrill out of looking at nude pictures with their new scanners, because they can’t possibly think the extravagantly expensive contraptions are keeping us safe. Let’s hope no Muslims have seen this video:

Like most everything our moonbat rulers waste our money on, the nude scanners are a boondoggle and a fraud.

The TSA must be abolished immediately so that the free market can create an efficient alternative. Our safety is far too important to entrust to government.

Via TSA Out of Our Pants! on a tip from TheWrightWing.

11 Responses to “How to Beat the TSA’s Pricey Nude Body Scanners”

  1. Bloodless Coup says:

    Headline From

    ‘Mancow’ Muller: Breitbart Was Murdered

    “Given what Breitbart said both publicly and privately in the weeks before his death, it’s apparent that the footage released today is not what Breitbart had intended to release in the context of “destroying Barack Obama”. It remains to be seen whether such footage will ever see the light of day.”

  2. good knight says:

    I suppose we’re safe until the terrorists can attain an $8000 dollar 8th grade education and $1 dollar Chinese sewing kit…

    We already know the terroists have more rights than Americans thanks to Obummer.

  3. Bloodless Coup says:

    It helps to know that the Professor that Bathhouse Barry was heaping praise on in the video that was released today was an avid supporter of Louis Farrahkan, the charismatic leader of the Nation of Islam Cult.

    Context is everything.

  4. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    There weren’t enough lifeboats or Mae Wests on the TITANIC, either. Details, details.

    Until Americans wake up…
    it might as well be April 1912 with everyone in the bar drinking and listening to the ship’s band playing.


  5. James McEnanly says:

    If you are not good at sewing, you can purchase cargo pants that have plenty of pockets along the side

  6. Fiberal says:

    I don’t know how many times I’ve now seen a 16-19 yr old blonde girl targeted by the TSA for one of those nude scanners or moved aside for a full suitcase check.

    The burka girls(?) inevitably get a pass.

  7. Gunny G says:

    The entire Obama regime needs a one-way trip to Gitmo with grouchy retired Marines like me as their guards.

  8. Jimbo says:

    There could be a viable market for those suckers (the scanners – not the TSA people) if they could spot lice.

    (Hey – I’ve got a half-mil frequent flyer miles – some people who I have to sit next to make me itch just to look at them.)

  9. chuck in st paul says:

    Pornscan doesn’t work as advertised by the government? Gee, who’d a thought?

  10. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    That these scanners are useless matters not at all.
    Produce a vid showing how inconvenienced OMAR is, then you will see some action

  11. Bloodless Coup says:


    Did threats silence media on Obama probe?

    Stunner! Sources say warnings were to not report on Sheriff Joe’s results

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