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Sep 23 2015

How to Build a Clock Just Like Ahmed Mohamed in Only 20 Seconds

Would you like to be invited to the White House, offered jobs by Facebook and Twitter, and treated like a movie star by the vermin (but often very influential vermin) who run the liberal establishment media? Just build a clock like Ahmed. This video shows how you can do it in only 20 seconds.*

*You also need to bring the repurposed clock to school as a fake bomb, and of course you need to be a dark-skinned Muslim. It may be useful to have an older sister with experience in making bomb threats at the same school, so as to guarantee that officials react with alarm.

On a tip from weirdralph.




35 Responses to “How to Build a Clock Just Like Ahmed Mohamed in Only 20 Seconds”

  1. Hector B. Pooley says:

    Hey now don’t rain on that miraculous inventors parade with copycats. Where would we be as a society without his invention?

  2. Hector B. Pooley says:

    Hey now don’t rain on that miraculous inventors parade with copycats. Where would we be as a society without his invention?

  3. K.E.Miles says:

    So Obama is still going to meet with this little fraud, why?

  4. Jodie says:

    Ahmed is right up there with Al Gore, who “invented the Internet”.

  5. Jodie says:

    Ahmed is right up there with Al Gore, who “invented the Internet”.

  6. Mike says:

    I took the cover off my car battery. I think I just invented the Hyundai Tucson!

  7. Mike says:

    I took the cover off my car battery. I think I just invented the Hyundai Tucson!

  8. Nobama says:

    And Microsoft sent him a Surface Pro 3, a Microsoft Band, a 3D printer, an Office 365 subscription, and much more.

    http://www.geekwire.com/2015/heres-what-microsoft-gave-the-teenager-who-was-arrested-for-bringing-a-homemade-clock-to-school/

    I swear this country has lost it’s collective mind.

  9. Come&TakeIt says:

    And Microsoft sent him a Surface Pro 3, a Microsoft Band, a 3D printer, an Office 365 subscription, and much more.

    http://www.geekwire.com/2015/heres-what-microsoft-gave-the-teenager-who-was-arrested-for-bringing-a-homemade-clock-to-school/

    I swear this country has lost its collective mind.

  10. Jack says:

    Just another excuse for the race-bating czar to hate on his white half and on all white devils. and encourage the hate in others

  11. Nobama says:

    2 local police investigators have concluded that he simply took apart an old clock and lied about making it. So when are the police going to arrest him for perpetrating a bomb hoax?

  12. Come&TakeIt says:

    2 local police investigators have concluded that he simply took apart an old clock and lied about making it. So when are the police going to arrest him for perpetrating a bomb hoax?

  13. BPatMann says:

    The kid forgot to bring the C-4 and so he didn’t get any virgins that day. On the other hand, Obama invited him to the White House for a beer summit.

  14. BPatMann says:

    The kid forgot to bring the C-4 and so he didn’t get any virgins that day. On the other hand, Obama invited him to the White House for a beer summit.

  15. BPatMann says:

    Hey Ahmed, cool detonator.

  16. BPatMann says:

    Hey Ahmed, cool detonator.

  17. Rotohammer says:

    When Ahmed brings his briefcase clock to the White House, I will be very interested in whether Secret Service inspects the briefcase first. If they don’t it’s a failure of duty. If they do, then the school and police are vindicated, and it further begs the question of why Ahmed is there in the first place.

  18. Rotohammer says:

    When Ahmed brings his briefcase clock to the White House, I will be very interested in whether Secret Service inspects the briefcase first. If they don’t it’s a failure of duty. If they do, then the school and police are vindicated, and it further begs the question of why Ahmed is there in the first place.

  19. Torcer says:

    Ahmed’s Clock – Hoax, scam, you make the call…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAPO806PGA

  20. Torcer says:

    Police Say Ahmed Won't Pick Up His 'Clock' as Ahmed Cries to Media About Police Keeping It http://bit.ly/1NW362Y

    College Students Shown Picture Of Clock Boy’s Clock – Nobody Think It Looks Like A Clock… http://www.weaselzippers.us/235102-college-students-show-picture-of-clock-boys-clock-nobody-think-it-looks-like-a-clock/ via @WeaselZippers

  21. Torcer says:

    Ahmed’s Clock – Hoax, scam, you make the call…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAPO806PGA

  22. Torcer says:

    Police Say Ahmed Won't Pick Up His 'Clock' as Ahmed Cries to Media About Police Keeping It http://bit.ly/1NW362Y

    College Students Shown Picture Of Clock Boy’s Clock – Nobody Think It Looks Like A Clock… http://www.weaselzippers.us/235102-college-students-show-picture-of-clock-boys-clock-nobody-think-it-looks-like-a-clock/ via @WeaselZippers

  23. JB says:

    Somebody needs to overlay this video with a modified version of that Maroon 5 song, “He’s got a clock like ‘Hammad'”.

  24. JB says:

    Somebody needs to overlay this video with a modified version of that Maroon 5 song, “He’s got a clock like ‘Hammad'”.

  25. SalemCat says:

    Ahmed’s building a HOVERBOARD. That’s what he told Larry Wilmore, just before the Interview was somewhat hastily concluded.

  26. SalemCat says:

    Ahmed’s building a HOVERBOARD. That’s what he told Larry Wilmore, just before the Interview was somewhat hastily concluded.

  27. […] How to Build a Clock Just Like Ahmed Mohamed in Only 20 Seconds […]

  28. […] tech companies have been offering Ahmed jobs. But disemboweling a clock doesn’t require much technical expertise. Hate hoaxing is where his real talent lies. Why […]

  29. rex freeway says:

    Obama and his entire family vaporized !

    On their last trip to Martha’s vineyard the Obama’s invited Ahmed Mohamed,

    the Muslim, clock making student from Texas. Barrack insisted that the Secret Service allow the clock on board President 1. Half way to their destination Obama along with all main stream medias watched as little Ahmed explained how it worked.
    And right before he turned it on he faced Mecca and yelled “ALLAH AKBAR”, and exploded a bomb, killing everyone on board and 400 on the ground where the wreckage hit section 8 housing apartments. The last view from the cameras pointed at Obama showed the pic below. Hey, I can dream big…….

  30. rex freeway says:

    Obama and his entire family vaporized !

    On their last trip to Martha’s vineyard the Obama’s invited Ahmed Mohamed,

    the Muslim, clock making student from Texas. Barrack insisted that the Secret Service allow the clock on board President 1. Half way to their destination Obama along with all main stream medias watched as little Ahmed explained how it worked.
    And right before he turned it on he faced Mecca and yelled “ALLAH AKBAR”, and exploded a bomb, killing everyone on board and 400 on the ground where the wreckage hit section 8 housing apartments. The last view from the cameras pointed at Obama showed the pic below. Hey, I can dream big…….

  31. […] tech companies have been offering Ahmed jobs. But disemboweling a clock doesn’t require much technical expertise. Hate hoaxing is where his real talent lies. Why […]

  32. lukelea says:

    Can’t wait to see him feted at the White House. Will MIT offer a scholarship?

  33. Luke Lea says:

    Can’t wait to see him feted at the White House. Will MIT offer a scholarship?

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