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Feb 09 2018

Illegal Aliens Threaten to Leave if Not Allowed to Stay

If only these undocumented Democrats were sincere, we would have a solution to the DACA problem:

A group of DREAMers, young illegal immigrants fighting to stay in the country following the Trump Administration’s refusal to extend the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) executive order, say they’ll leave the country if a deal isn’t reached . . . err . . . to keep them in the country.

Speaking to CNN, one of these DREAMers, Alex Velez, said, “I will leave. I will leave America as soon as possible,” claiming that she would prefer to depart the country on her own terms than wait for the United States to collect and deport her.

It is obvious — and has been confirmed by Trump — that no one will deport the “Dreamers.” But leftists regard the topic as highly suitable for political theater, as Nancy Pelosi displayed with her absurd House filibuster.

Alex would be a fool to follow through with her promise, because her home country Venezuela is populated by people who have created a miserable state of affairs for themselves.

On a tip from Chronos Z. Wonderpig.

18 Responses to “Illegal Aliens Threaten to Leave if Not Allowed to Stay”

  1. just a thought says:

    Reminded me of that scene in Blazing Saddles…

    Yeah, that ought to work.

  2. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    I love Mel Brooks so very much. Pretty much all his stuff. The man’s a national treasure.

  3. Bodhisattva says:

    Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out…

  4. MAS says:

    Oh please don’t leave us. >snerk<

  5. gregtuco says:

    No one accused these people of being smart.

  6. Harry Wok says:

    They get the message, finally.

  7. just a thought says:

    Useful idiots for cynical politicians who could care less about them, as best I can tell.

    Yeah, Brooks is a national treasure, for sure.

  8. tfhr says:

    I guess they don’t explain irony in ESL class.

  9. QuintusFabiusMaximus says:

    How can I miss them if they don’t GTFO?!?

  10. Brian Purcell says:

    Girl, don’t go away mad…girl, just go away.

  11. J Fitzgerald says:

    I hear the Yucatan is nice this time of year…need help packing?

  12. J Fitzgerald says:

    pc …comedies worst enemy

  13. Louise says:

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  14. Jack Bauer says:

    Hey Alex:
    I’m willing to drive you to the border…….buh-bye….buh-bye!
    And please take that senile, illegals-loving, douchebag Nancy Pelosi with you!

  15. That Rapscallion...EtoculusDei says:

    The most ironic threat ever issued in the history of all mankind. (Person-kind for you effeminate Canadians)

    The only equivalent I could think of is the Jews threatening to commit suicide it the Germans didn’t stop loading them on box cars.

  16. That Rapscallion...EtoculusDei says:

    Remember that “Day without Mexicans” protest??
    You didn’t notice it??
    Neither did I.

  17. Chish says:

    Illegal aliens threatening to leave? Whatever, we’re still waiting on all those Hollywood moonbats that also threatened to leave to GTFO.

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