Following Trump’s victory, creepy congresscritter Jamie Raskin (D-MD) called in psychologists to help his fellow Democrats deal with the trauma of being denied power. Raskin himself finds the DOGE campaign against waste, fraud, and abuse particularly upsetting, even announcing a class action lawsuit to stop it, possibly due to his wife’s snout being deep in the trough. Mad as a wasp on behalf of the corrupt liberal establishment, Raskin promises revenge once Democrats achieve sufficient control:

For those who are not fluent in Liberalese, some translation might be helpful. “Transnational democratic solidarity” entails conspiring with the globalist Davos crowd against your own country, whose voters chose “the lawlessness and the fascist chaos” — an oxymoronic reference to right-leaning populism. Those who “facilitated authoritarianism” are the swamp drainers who challenged authoritarian rule by the decadent liberal elite that Ratskin personifies and that he refers to as “our people.”

On a tip from Anonymous.