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Mar 30 2016

Kim Jong-Un Tells His Slaves to Prepare for Famine

North Korean readers are advised to stock up on roots to chew. Their communist slave state is headed for another famine:

In a proclamation that will strike fear into the hearts of the North Korean people, state media has ordered the citizenry to prepare for a new “arduous march”.

The term was first coined by the North Korean leadership in 1993 as a metaphor for the four-year famine that decimated the nation from 1994.

The famine – in which as many as 3.5 million of the nation’s 22 million people died – was brought on by economic mismanagement, natural disasters, the collapse of the Soviet bloc and the consequent loss of aid, combined with the regime’s insistence on continuing a life of luxury and feeding the military.

Now, less than one month after the United Nations Security Council voted in favour of new sanctions against North Korea for its recent nuclear and missile tests, Pyongyang has announced a nationwide campaign to save food.

“The road to revolution is long and arduous”, an editorial in the state-run Rodong Sinmun newspaper stated on Monday. “We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again”.

Citizens are being forced to “donate” scarce food to the government, and there has been a crackdown on open-air markets.

Meanwhile, in South Korea there is plenty to eat. In the USA, communist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders enjoys widespread support.

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Following in North Korea’s footsteps.

On a tip from Saxon Warrior.




39 Responses to “Kim Jong-Un Tells His Slaves to Prepare for Famine”

  1. MicahStone says:

    “Kim Jong-Un Tells His Slaves to Prepare for Famine”
    —famine ? Actually, they have lots to eat -and in two colors !!!!!

  2. MicahStone says:

    “Kim Jong-Un Tells His Slaves to Prepare for Famine”
    —famine ? Actually, they have lots to eat -and in two colors !!!!!

  3. Professor Hale says:

    Big change from the past 50 years where famine was a surprise every year.

  4. Professor Hale says:

    Big change from the past 50 years where famine was a surprise every year.

  5. Jack says:

    His personal food warehouse is packed with steak, chicken, pork, and Labrador.

  6. Jester says:

    This is why the ‘vegans’ have been trying to force us to starve ourselves for years the way that they do; it’s inherent in their favorite form of government…

  7. Jester says:

    This is why the ‘vegans’ have been trying to force us to starve ourselves for years the way that they do; it’s inherent in their favorite form of government…

  8. Appalled By The World says:

    If Comrade Sanders wins the election his probable dream of recognizing North Korea may not happen-they’ll all be dead from starvation.

  9. Appalled By The World says:

    If Comrade Sanders wins the election his probable dream of recognizing North Korea may not happen-they’ll all be dead from starvation.

  10. […] An obese Kim Jong-Un Tells His Slaves to Prepare for Famine […]

  11. Giorgio Palmas says:

    Earn your Bernie bucks.

  12. Giorgio Palmas says:

    Earn your Bernie bucks.

  13. Donna M says:

    SOOO…Berned-out!
    Hey, Berned-up!
    Where’s all that wealth and property you own, that you “plan” on giving away…?
    ‘Cause if it’s not “yours” than you should stop “lying” and PLAINLY, “shut up” about it!
    ‘Cause your plan is nonsense!
    So in theory, you plan on giving people wealth, goods and property to protesting people who are immoral, unethical, depraived and deprived. Who threaten violence, chaos and disorder if not given what they demand and call everyone else a “racist” if ya’ don’t agree with them. These are people who do not have, nor desire “successful” psycho-social problem solving skills…They take no ownership of their negative actions…and exercise ” limited” self control. Personal self improvement is not high up on their “to do” list.
    They have set themselves, “apart” and have “entitled” themselves above and beyond the law, in what they could acquire on their own, through their own applied “honest” struggles, efforts and labors.
    So Bern-baby, you set yourself, to be judge, and take from people who have, to give to those who want what they “desire”……impoverishing those you took from, in the process. Ending up, leaving those you took it from, “deprived”, themselves, without it…
    So then, you have to reevaluate the ones you gave, wealth, goods and property to.
    So to be just and fair, you have to end up asking for some “accountability” of the stuff given, because you screwed over the people you originally took it from, soooo…badly. But now, those “other” people, that were recipients of stuff, are really “pissed off”, because they are insulted and offended when “asked” to be accountable! They call Bern-baby, “racist”!
    So they again, start looting and destroying everything in sight and violently, assaulting and even murdering anyone that gets in their way! In protest!
    Uhhhmmmm…

  14. Donna M says:

    SOOO…Berned-out!
    Hey, Berned-up!
    Where’s all that wealth and property you own, that you “plan” on giving away…?
    ‘Cause if it’s not “yours” than you should stop “lying” and PLAINLY, “shut up” about it!
    ‘Cause your plan is nonsense!
    So in theory, you plan on giving people wealth, goods and property to protesting people who are immoral, unethical, depraived and deprived. Who threaten violence, chaos and disorder if not given what they demand and call everyone else a “racist” if ya’ don’t agree with them. These are people who do not have, nor desire “successful” psycho-social problem solving skills…They take no ownership of their negative actions…and exercise ” limited” self control. Personal self improvement is not high up on their “to do” list.
    They have set themselves, “apart” and have “entitled” themselves above and beyond the law, in what they could acquire on their own, through their own applied “honest” struggles, efforts and labors.
    So Bern-baby, you set yourself, to be judge, and take from people who have, to give to those who want what they “desire”……impoverishing those you took from, in the process. Ending up, leaving those you took it from, “deprived”, themselves, without it…
    So then, you have to reevaluate the ones you gave, wealth, goods and property to.
    So to be just and fair, you have to end up asking for some “accountability” of the stuff given, because you screwed over the people you originally took it from, soooo…badly. But now, those “other” people, that were recipients of stuff, are really “pissed off”, because they are insulted and offended when “asked” to be accountable! They call Bern-baby, “racist”!
    So they again, start looting and destroying everything in sight and violently, assaulting and even murdering anyone that gets in their way! In protest!
    Uhhhmmmm…

  15. Donna M says:

    ‘Cause he gets to use the massive dead as “valuable” fertilizer!

  16. Donna M says:

    ‘Cause he gets to use the massive dead as “valuable” fertilizer!

  17. Donna M says:

    If they can’t be processed into food…
    Nuthin’ goes to waste, ever!

  18. Donna M says:

    If they can’t be processed into food…
    Nuthin’ goes to waste, ever!

  19. Donna M says:

    …and windmill kill helped alot, too!

  20. Donna M says:

    …and windmill kill helped alot, too!

  21. 762x51 says:

    That’s the plan . . .

  22. 762x51 says:

    That’s the plan . . .

  23. […] Needless to say Bernie Sanders won’t be waiting in line for his stale crust. The administrators always get an exception. That’s why Kim Jong-Un keeps packing on the pounds, even as he warns his subjects to prepare for famine. […]

  24. […] Needless to say, Bernie Sanders won’t be waiting in line for his own stale crust. The administrators always get an exception. That’s why Kim Jong-Un keeps packing on the pounds, even as he warns his subjects to prepare for famine. […]

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