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Nov 10 2011

Kindergartner Suspended Over Toy Gun

A gun in private hands represents the empowerment of the individual. This is why the Second Amendment was considered so crucial by the Founding Fathers — and why collectivist moonbats hate handguns with an unholy passion, causing them to once again give way to absurd hysteria:

A kindergartner has been suspended from Cheviot Elementary [in Cincinnati] after it was discovered he brought a toy gun to school.

Liam Adams, 5, was sent home Wednesday with a letter stating that he would be suspended for three days for possessing a “dangerous weapon or object.”

Dangerous? Gasps Liam’s mom,

“[H]e’s a baby … and a little tiny toy gun not even the size of my hand, it’s just ridiculous.”

Actually, it makes total sense. Condition people from the age of 5 to regard firearms with horror and shame, and they will be less likely to grow up to understand or even deserve American liberty, much less be willing or able to fight for it.

On a tip from Eric.

18 Responses to “Kindergartner Suspended Over Toy Gun”

  1. VaGal says:

    My son did the exact same thing in kindergarden—and nothing happened to him. He was not treated like a criminal and I was not treated like a bad parent. Of course, this happened at a private (Christian) school…

  2. Mickey Shea says:

    It’s called training and conditioning the sheep.

  3. Joe says:

    It wasn’t a “dangerous weapon or object”. It was a tiny non-functioning replica of a dangerous weapon or object. There’s a DIFFERENCE!
    Similarly, the school administrator has a tiny non-functioning replica of a brain in his (her) head.

  4. Brian_Boru says:

    My son Liam is 5, and he’s gone to school with a toy gun because that is his favorite toy. I guess there’s still some sanity left in Ventura County because the school hasn’t popped off about it so far. I was kind of hoping they would.

  5. GoY says:

    I was trying to point out to a lib why I was opposed to zero-tolerance anti-bullying legislation; and it came down to the miserable record of public schools in enforcing any other zero tolerance measure. Of course, to the lib, my objections just meant I was “pro-bullying.”

  6. AC says:

    This is the same reason the Eddie Eagle safety program has been banished. Gun grabbing leftist are okay with collateral damage if it prevents children from learning that firearms can be handled responsibly – by adults.

  7. @ GoY,
    Only the state is permitted to bully.

  8. Spider says:

    “In order to conquer a nation without the use of military force, you must first control the minds of their young…” — Karl Marx

  9. Sam Adams says:

    “Brian_Boru says:
    November 10, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    My son Liam is 5, and he’s gone to school with a toy gun because that is his favorite toy. I guess there’s still some sanity left in Ventura County because the school hasn’t popped off about it so far.”

    Failure to enforce a rule (so far) shouldn’t be taken as an indication of residual sanity. Sooner or later they probably will get around to it.

    It would be interesting to hear what leftist moonbats believe is meant by the terms “keep” and “bare” armes.

  10. Bill T says:

    SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007


    Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
    1967 – Vice principal comes over to look at Jack’s shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
    2007 – School goes into lockdown, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
    1967 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.
    2007 – Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.


    Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
    1967 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.
    2007 – Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a learning disability.


    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
    1967 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2007 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist.


    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
    1967 – Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.
    2007 – Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
    1967 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
    2007 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.
    1967 – Ants die.
    2007 – Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny’s dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort him.
    1967 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
    2007 – Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy

  11. Joe says:

    It would be interesting to hear what leftist moonbats believe is meant by the terms “keep” and “bare” armes.

    It means they wear short sleeve shirts.

  12. Had it up to here :/ says:

    Maybe the moonbat school administrators don’t know the difference between a plastic toy gun and a real one. Dangerous? Riiiiiiight. The kid shoulda opened fire on ’em!!

  13. Dale says:

    Actually he was lucky he wasn’t suspended for the rest of the year. I’ve read enough horror stories to know what can happen. But it’s ok, because I don’t think we can keep going like this much longer.

  14. Max & Eric says:

    How bout this story, My dad takes a .22 cal rifle to school as a metal shop project, making a missing part keeps it in his locker, unlocked for a couple of weeks before class retrive`s it and carries it to class through crowded halls everyday he`s working on it …..gets an A on the project. the year 1949

  15. StanInTexas says:

    AC, you have to just laugh at Liberal logic.

    Teaching children proper firearm safety and respect (via the NRA’s Eddie Eagle program) will turn children into gun nuts and crazed mass-murderers.

    But teaching those same pre-pubecent children abotu sex turns them into responsible adults, no longer controled by raging hormones.

  16. ant says:

    Don’t you know? Guns will only be tolerated in the hands of Mexican drug cartels.

  17. Ghost of FA Hayak says:

    Max & Eric
    I actually assembled a black powder pistol in a shop class in school.
    Nobody freaked out.
    The year ? Well, never mind.

  18. Joek Loth says:

    I live in Fairfield, which is north of Shitzinnati, Cheviot is a suburb of SW cin. Guns and hunting are pretty prevalent/relavent are here due to deer population control and gangs!!! The zero tolerence thing is bullshit. How about making a determination of the infraction on a case by case basis? You fucking idiots!!! Ya hear about this stoopid shit all the time. Like “Boy suspended for bringing a plastic knife to school to spread his peanutbutter”, “Caucasian girl suspended for 1 week for shuckin’& jive-n’. Awe blak skool bored says its RACIST for a 8yr old white honky girl tobe shuckin’&jive-n’ likes dat!!!” Shirley she’s imitating colored folks in a racist manor cause shes white. Oh I forgot to add Shitzinnati to my “FUCK …” list; Fuck Shitzinnati!!! The stoopid bastards/bitches who live downtown, including but not necessarily all of the demographics represented, lazy, gang-banger, welfare check reciever, the more illegitament babies I have, the more checks I git, blacks, the young, idealistic lieberals, who are akin to Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, live with wild and deadly aminals and are TOTALLY SHOCK when one of their own are shot/raped/and/or/mnurdered!! What dumbass white person goes to live in the ghetto, in brand new rehabed townhouses, and does not expect to be a victim?? Dumb , white libs.
    They voted out the slight repub majority on Tuess. And voted to go ahead with a stoopid-ass street car that nobody’s gonna ride due to the high crime rate which is getting fucking worse, no matter what the so-called numnbes say, just wait for it. Not to mention that its gonna have to be subsidized to even maintain operation.
    I still have hope that someday enough sheeple will
    wakethefuckup and civilized society will be restored.

    …butt eyes di-greshin agin !!!

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