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May 16 2019

Koala Bears Declared “Functionally Extinct”

You wouldn’t take the anthropogenic global warming hoax seriously, despite all those years of the liberal establishment shrieking warnings in your face. Now I bet you’re sorry. Cute and cuddly koala bears are extinct because of people like you:

Koala bears have been declared “functionally extinct,” the Australian Koala Foundation reports.

Wait — never mind. They are “functionally extinct.” That means they are not extinct.

But the experts do say there are only 80,000 of them left in the wild.

The tree-dwelling species has been ravaged by the effects of rising temperatures and heatwaves, which have caused widespread deforestation and fatal dehydration in koalas, according to the AKF.

Unless you are a believer, this is your fault, because global warming denialism leads to resistance to the stratospheric taxes and draconian regulations that experts say would stop the climate from continuing to fluctuate like it has for the past 4.54 billion years.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

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