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May 04 2017

Latest Rejection of Biological Reality: Man Surgically Transforms Himself Into an Elf

If Bruce Jenner is a woman, then Luis Padron is an elf:

Luis Padron, 25, from Buenos Ares, Argentina, became obsessed with the world of elves, angels and fantasy beings after being bullied as a child.

He became determined to look like his favourite otherworldly characters and started bleaching his hair and skin.

He now has a £4,000-a-month ritual applying specialist creams, dyes, treatment and SPF 100 sunscreen.

He has almost spent more than £25,000 on surgery including liposuction on his jaw, a nose job, full body hair removal and operations to change his eye colour.

Mr Padron gets unusual looks but says he doesn’t care what people think and said he won’t stop until he has fully ‘transformed’ into an elf.

He is planning surgery to make his ears pointed, hair implants for a heart-shaped hairline and a limb lengthening operation to make him 6ft 5in tall.

His to-do list also includes muscle implants and the removal of four ribs to make his waist thinner.

Explains Padron,

“I consider myself trans-species, in the same way transgender people feel, I need to become how I feel inside…”

Where does it stop?

Luis Padron
Luis Padron identifies as an elf.

On a tip from Steve T.

29 Responses to “Latest Rejection of Biological Reality: Man Surgically Transforms Himself Into an Elf”

  1. desertspeaks says:

    trans-species? into a species that DOES NOT EXIST?? insane much?

  2. rpp618 says:

    Doctors who agree to perform this medical mutilation should permanently lose their license to practice medicine.

  3. ICEvictim says:

    in the 50’s we used to have institutions for the care and feeding of psychotic people like this. Thanks Boomers. Now we’ve got thousands of homeless people and mental aberrants like this one out loose in the world.

  4. Leonard Jones says:

    It looks more like he transformed himself into a homo~

  5. Steve2 says:

    He “doesn’t care what people think”…right.

  6. DM says:

    Makes me curious where a person who “believes” they are an elf gets the money to indulge the insanity? Because all this insanity is not cheap. All of us normal people struggle to pay for medical insurance so how do the freaks pay for things that are not even covered?

  7. MiloMason says:

    “Man Surgically Transforms Himself Into an Elf”
    —I was wondering how leftist Robert Reich got that way !!!!!

  8. Torcer says:

    And how will it take before the national socialist left decides that should be covered by Obamacare…

  9. anomalousprime says:

    From what I have observed, a huge swathe of campus SJWs have transformed themselves into Orcs. Well, they definitely behave like orcs to me!

  10. anomalousprime says:

    ‘Orcs’ is a better descriptor of the college lefty ilk than Snowflakes. Snowflakes are at least pretty to look at.

  11. 762x51 says:

    Doesn’t seem that noteworthy considering how many men have transformed into faeries in the last 20 years.

  12. RKae says:

    Does he automatically get a job in Santa’s workshop?

  13. FeatherBlade says:

    He couldn’t be bothered to transition into a male elf?

    Because they do have those (in Fantasyland).

  14. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Ah, but you are missing the key point. Why did he go with a pale skinned, fair haired elf? What’s wrong with dark elves? Just what is this trans-elf trying to say here? We must deconstruct the systemic racism which dominates elven society. Equality for all mythical creatures, now!

  15. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Alright, that’s pretty funny.

  16. WRZ says:

    Yeah, turning yourself into an elf will stop the bullying.

  17. Jester says:

    Where does it stop?

    After he (or the government benefits he receives) runs out of money. And then, of course, ultimately after his unfortunate suicide within the next 5 years. I feel bad for him; but he’s gone down a rabbit hole that has no end, which is what happens when a man loses his Faith.

  18. James McEnanly says:

    I am glad that I do not work in Human resources. Some of the people on these pages look like they would get bounced out of any bar in the Star Wars movies, yet they expect to be hired.

  19. cieran58 says:

    More common than you would think–google Otherkin- These insane people infest social media,especially Tumblr–They believe that they are elves, or dragons, or wolves, or almost any other creature, real or imaginary that exists–and they want everyone to go along with their delusion.

  20. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I don’t know the current exchange rate but a hospital charged over $20000 to provide facilities for a doct to put three screws in my wife’s arm…..lunch was not included.

    The guys a lightweight.

  21. Saxon Warrior says:

    Probably, but only if his demands for a $20 per hour minimum wage are met, he doesn’t have to get his hands dirty, and he is allowed to join a union.
    Also Santa has to provide prayer space for Muslim employees and has to sign an equal opportunity clause guaranteeing to employ a minimum percentage of Black and lesbian employees.
    Reindeer are to be liberated under a new animal rights act and replaced with non-CO2 emission electric flying cars.

  22. Saxon Warrior says:

    This freak is not even trans-species. Since when as an elf been a species? What order or family does it belong to? What is its Latin name? Has anybody ever seen one? What does it feed on? What are its mating habits?
    If elves do exist, they are nothing less or more than demonic manifestations, the same as ghosts, banshees, poltergeists, dragons, unicorns, or any other mythological or spiritual entity. But I’m sure that this idiot is clueless when it comes to such things.
    He’s obviously just a self-absorbed, deluded moron who has ruined his life by being allowed to indulge in his own childish fantasies. How is he going to feel in ten or twenty years time when he finally wakes up, looks in a mirror and sees what he has done to himself? I predict another possible suicide here.

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  24. geeknerd says:

    French subtitles?

  25. 762x51 says:

    Nothing like the classics.

  26. desertspeaks says:


  27. Eric Hezekiah says:

    Is dungeons and dragons elves and humans can mate and create half-elves. Separate species a can’t create offspring…hence no half-dwarf, half-hobbits or half-gnomes….just sayin

  28. Saxon Warrior says:

    It’s a ‘mule’ thing.

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