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Oct 02 2017

Lesbian Methodist Bishop Calls Jesus a Bigot

If you see a Methodist church get hit by lightning, this may explain why:

United Methodist Church bishop Dr. Karen Oliveto is not only a lesbian, she also believes (and publicly teaches) that Jesus was a bigot filled with prejudices. She does say that Jesus grew and changed, and that’s her point. Bishop Oliveto admonishes, “If Jesus can change, if he can give up his bigotries and prejudices, if he can realize that he had made his life too small, and if, in this realization, he grew closer to others and closer to God, than so can we.”

The United Methodist Church has been on the descent into apostasy for years now. While the denomination is currently in the midst of their 75 weeks of praying about accepting homosexuality, they have long allowed pastors of their churches to go against their current beliefs on the matter. In 2005, Karen Oliveto, a non-celibate lesbian, officiated several same-sex marriages that were held in the United Methodist church she pastored.

Oliveto’s teachings cover the range of normal progressive “Christian” beliefs — the denial of the exclusivity of the Christian faith and the denial of the authority of the Bible, to name two. However, it’s her direct attack on certain Bible passages and Biblical figures that has caused some within the UMC to be concerned.

Any remaining Christians in the Methodist community must be starting to realize that they are the victims of a bait and switch.

If Jesus was imperfect, if he was bigoted and unloving, there is very little reason to listen to what he had to say or to look to him for salvation. Frankly, that’s probably exactly what Oliveto is moving toward — a complete discarding of Jesus and the Bible altogether.

You can only worship one god at a time. If the people in control of the United Methodist Church did not worship moonbattery, they would not allow blasphemous degenerates like Karen Oliveto to become bishops. The objective is to hollow out Christianity, leaving only the outer shell but replacing the insides with leftist ideology.


On a tip from J.

62 Responses to “Lesbian Methodist Bishop Calls Jesus a Bigot”

  1. ICEvictim says:

    so she’s going to burn a few folks alive and stone some rape victims to death then?

    we are all moo slimes, indeed. *spit*

  2. mas2 says:

    “Lesbian Methodist Bishop Calls Jesus a Bigot”.

    I am in awe of just how much theological wrongness can be packed into only seven words.

  3. Concern4Future says:

    Methodist no longer means Christian so hardly surprising she would launch an attack on Christianity.

  4. Mack says:

    This poor, sad woman is not a bishop. We begin by considering the unhappy events in England in 1535.

  5. MAS says:

    Entire doctoral/Mdiv dissertations aplenty…

  6. MAS says:

    What do you mean by “we” tootsie? Speak for yourself God acursed heritic…

  7. Agrippa says:

    Woman (sorta) has Moonbat eyes! Total f’in cretin, but doubtless a perfect fit with the UMC hierarchy these days.

  8. JackisBack says:

    Church of the Carpet Munching Zombies

  9. Lord, forgive her, for she knows not what she says.

  10. Occam's Stubble says:

    if, in this realization, he grew … closer to God

    How does one become a pastor much less a bishop without learning that Jesus was and is God?

  11. Buffalobob says:

    Note to nitwit bishop. If your Muslim friends ask you to go up to the roof of your church, don’t go,. do not go.

  12. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    So many need to be brought to Jesus… including so many that claim to be Christian…

  13. Ron Noyfb says:

    You can not fix ugly and stupid and ignorant. Guess she never read Leviticus

  14. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Would she still hold up that sign and keep the self-righteous smirk when she is executed in some medieval way for being a lesbian under Sharia law? Yes, it wasn’t more than a few decades ago that one could be jailed in west for that, but that’s over. Meanwhile, in other parts of the world…

  15. Occam's Stubble says:


  16. Troy McClure says:

    I would say “I think she worships a golden calf” but I think it’s more accurate to say “she ate a calf at Golden Corral”.

  17. bob says:

    this woman is an idiot. apparently she has never read the Bible. She is right about one thing. Jesus would never except sexual perversion, Jesus would never except anyone that worshiped any god but God the Father, Jesus would never “tolerate” sin. Jesus’s first message was repent. No unrepentant sinner will ever see God.

  18. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Matchbook covers can show you the way!

  19. Eddie_Valiant says:

    1 John 4:1 – Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

    Matthew 7:15 – Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

    2 Peter 2:1 – But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

    Matthew 24:24 – For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

    Romans 16:18 – For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple.

    Deuteronomy 18:20 – But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.

    1 Corinthians Chapter 6:
    9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
    11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

    Leviticus 20:13 – If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

  20. bob says:

    she’s leading a lot of people straight to hell.

  21. Artfuldgr says:

    Its how women improve every field they enter…

  22. June Bennett says:

    That’s no woman, that’s a man baby!

  23. Mr. Freemarket says:

    This picture cannot be a gathering of democrats. After all…where are they going to find a sacrificial virgin?

  24. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Except, versus Accept.

    Learn the difference.

  25. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “Jesus was a bigot filled with prejudices. She does say that Jesus grew and changed…”

    I wonder which translation of the Bible she is using. My Bible (King James version) leaves all of that stuff out.

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  27. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    Could be the poster child for NEVER ordaining women.

  28. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    What kind of idiot sits in a congregation on Sunday listening to some obese lesbian vent her personal demons. I mean……what is the point in that?? If Jesus isn’t who the Gospels say he is…..fer Christ’s sake…..go golfing or fishing.

  29. 127guy says:

    Bishop Karen! LOL.

  30. 127guy says:

    Well, it’s a way for her to meet other lesbians…

  31. Bostonirisher says:

    Muslim Americans are not persecuted in the US. Get over yourself.
    No one cares you are a lesbian.

  32. saturn says:

    If she is a lesbian, the first Muslim she meets will invite her to enjoy the view from a very tall building.

  33. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    You need the New Gender Neutral All Inclusive Revised Godless Version for homosexuals bible…..or as I like to call it…the NGNAIRGV. The one that allows twice the sin and none of the salvation or sacrifice

  34. Mr. Freemarket says:

    That must be the version where the term “repent” simply isn’t used.

  35. master of sinanju says:

    “We re all muslims.!!!? To quote Sheriff Clark, FU(K YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!! I will say this, ANYONE who is STUPID enough to follow any “religion” and NOT the actual teachings of Christ ,is totally wrong, and I include EVERYONE in that ball of wax. Cathoilics, methodists baptists, and mormons, and ESPECIALLY muslims!! Jesus himself said , if anyone comes after Me flee from him they are FALSE prophets!!HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN THAT BE!!?? P.s. if this gets me banned here, I will take it as an honor the clowns at weaselzippers and gateway pundit have done it , some really sensitive a$$wipes over there on those sites.

  36. master of sinanju says:

    Women are not supposed to be over men , in that respect.

  37. master of sinanju says:

    Probably the homo version of the Bible. Queen Jane Bible, no lie they actually have one .

  38. The Deplorable EtoculusDei says:

    They’ve replace that term with the phrase…….”at this point…what does it really matter?”

  39. octa bright says:

    People who have been in a CONGEGATION most of their lives and whose friends also are members. Leaving a church, let alone a denomination is a very jarring experience, even for those not deeply involved. For the pillars of the church it is almost impossible.
    I would guess that a significant number of her? congregation hope that she soon will be replaced,

  40. Anonymous says:

    These days, Democrats will ask their buddies NAMBLA for help…

  41. Saxon Warrior says:

    “If Jesus can change, if he can give up his bigotries and prejudices, if
    he can realize that he had made his life too small, and if, in this
    realization, he grew closer to others and closer to God, than so can

    God does not change. Morally he is the same yesterday as he was today. People think that because culture has changed then God must have changed to suit it. They are creating a god in their own image. This is a sign that the Bible warned us of. First there will be a falling away. Men shall listen to the wisdom of other men instead of the wisdom of God and there shall come false prophets and false teachers.
    If a Methodist Church now allows a practicing lesbian to be one of its preachers then Wesley must be turning in his grave. The devils have taken control of the pulpits. But all of this was predicted in the New Testament nearly two thousand years ago. God is not taken by surprise.

    Many Churches are falling. If your Church has started to fall then:
    “…..Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues….” (from Revelation 18:4)

  42. Saxon Warrior says:

    After giving her a hard taste of his man love….

  43. Saxon Warrior says:

    I think as far as Lucifer is concerned…. that is the plan!

  44. Bully says:

    Why do they all have to be so Donkey-Butt ugly?

  45. Long Ben says:

    Neither John Wesley nor Christ approve of this Crap.

  46. littlefish says:

    i don’t know i have seen a lot of goats that look better than she does

  47. johnnycab23513 says:

    Just another latter day blaspheming false prophet!

  48. Thisoldspouse says:

    Ugh! The picture says it all. The ugly works itself outward from the rotten core.

  49. Thisoldspouse says:

    If someone is esnsconed so deeply in the fakery that they can’t see fit to separate from such overt blasphemy, I have to question whether they ever experienced true saving grace at all.

  50. Thisoldspouse says:

    And the Methodist Church does nothing in response, which signals complicity.

  51. Thisoldspouse says:

    It’s actually quite thin, all the Epistles of Paul being excised for “hate” (the bulk of the New Testament.)

  52. Obama's boyfriend says:

    Maybe burkas are a good idea.

  53. 127guy says:

    Yes, they are happily participating in their own demise. They think that being “progressive” will attract secular liberals.

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  55. tommy mc donnell says:

    is she really a Christian or a communist posing as a Christian to subvert the church. a whole lot of catholic priests are.

  56. Bill Adams says:

    You can see the same empty soulless eyes at any homeless shelter, or crack house.

  57. Ken in NH says:

    Which days did Dr. Oliveto miss at seminary? Apparently all but graduation day.

  58. Thisoldspouse says:

    What idiots. Leftist sects are dying on the vine. You’d think a little self-reflection would be in order.

  59. Michael West says:

    shes a NINCOMPOOP!

  60. Michael West says:

    if youre a muslim….where is your hijab you addled naive nincompoop??

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