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May 22 2014

Levi Strauss CEO Chip Bergh Recommends Never Washing Jeans

It used to be nothing could be more all-American than a pair of Levi’s jeans. Every time they went through the wash, they became more comfortable. But now San Francisco–based Levi Strauss is run by militant moonbats. So as to serve the environment, CEO Chip Bergh urges us never to wash them:

Bergh spoke at a conference in California last week where he told attendees not to wash their jeans. He advised spot cleaning their jeans with a sponge or toothbrush. He contends that this method is better for both the denim itself and the environment. Levi Strauss also suggests putting jeans in the freezer to kill germs that cause them to smell.

Freezing kills some but by no means all germs.

Just be sure not to thaw them out with a hair drier when you want to wear them. Excessive use of electricity is hurtful to Gaia.

If you ever visit the Berghs, say no to the ice cream, because he takes his own advice regarding not washing jeans.

He isn’t alone:

According to Us Magazine, Anderson Cooper admits that he wears jeans daily, but he washed them only about four times a year.

The sort of stains that might be found inside Anderson “Poopchute Snooper” Cooper’s jeans is a subject best left unexplored.

On a tip from Mr. Mentalo.



50 Responses to “Levi Strauss CEO Chip Bergh Recommends Never Washing Jeans”

  1. Savingstone says:

    lol

  2. Savingstone says:

    lol

  3. Son_of_Taz says:

    “San Francisco–based Levi Strauss is run by militant moonbats.”

    But you repeat yourself. San Franfreakshow and militant moonbats are one in the same.

  4. Eddie_Valiant says:

    “San Francisco–based Levi Strauss is run by militant moonbats.”

    But you repeat yourself. San Franfreakshow and militant moonbats are one in the same.

  5. groman says:

    Years ago I stopped buying Levi’s products when they actively supported groups that were trying to destroy the Boy Scouts of America. This article doesn’t surprise me. The Left are absolutely stark raving mad and like a rabid dog should be put out of our misery.

  6. groman says:

    Years ago I stopped buying Levi’s products when they actively supported groups that were trying to destroy the Boy Scouts of America. This article doesn’t surprise me. The Left are absolutely stark raving mad and like a rabid dog should be put out of our misery.

  7. Leonard Jones says:

    Think about it. This might be the Mao jacket of the American left.
    We can all look like Occupy protesters, and smell like them at the
    same time!

  8. Leonard Jones says:

    Think about it. This might be the Mao jacket of the American left.
    We can all look like Occupy protesters, and smell like them at the
    same time!

  9. Bobbyjo says:

    They don’t wash bec they are rich and own 10,000 pairs

  10. Bobbyjo says:

    They don’t wash bec they are rich and own 10,000 pairs

  11. Appalled by The World says:

    But wait! This guy is incredibly cruel in recommending freezing jeans to kill germs. Won’t someone please think of those poor innocent germs! They are a form of life after all!

  12. Appalled by The World says:

    But wait! This guy is incredibly cruel in recommending freezing jeans to kill germs. Won’t someone please think of those poor innocent germs! They are a form of life after all!

  13. Softly Bob says:

    Moonbattery works, as long as you don’t mind having a crusty ass and stinking like a 70-year-old hippy.
    I’m convinced.
    I’m never going to wash my clothes again – people will hate me, my wife will leave me…. but hey, guess what? That big fat cuddly polar bear who would rip your face off if you ever came within so much as thirty yards of him, will have a little bit more ice to swim on!

  14. Saxon Warrior says:

    Moonbattery works, as long as you don’t mind having a crusty ass and stinking like a 70-year-old hippy.
    I’m convinced.
    I’m never going to wash my clothes again – people will hate me, my wife will leave me…. but hey, guess what? That big fat cuddly polar bear who would rip your face off if you ever came within so much as thirty yards of him, will have a little bit more ice to swim on!

  15. Softly Bob says:

    San Francisco is the Moonbat capital.
    I blame it on all the steep hills and unpredictable earthquakes. All that climbing and shaking is bound to dislodge a few brain cells. At least in the Seventies, all the Black guys had big hair and flared trousers to keep their balance. It all went wrong when they started to modernize the trams. I think it’s about time that Frisco had the ‘Big one’ that is so long overdue.

  16. Saxon Warrior says:

    San Francisco is the Moonbat capital.
    I blame it on all the steep hills and unpredictable earthquakes. All that climbing and shaking is bound to dislodge a few brain cells. At least in the Seventies, all the Black guys had big hair and flared trousers to keep their balance. It all went wrong when they started to modernize the trams. I think it’s about time that Frisco had the ‘Big one’ that is so long overdue.

  17. Henry says:

    Sorry to say, but as someone with a lot of experience with textiles, including repair and restoration, it’s not as outrageous as it sounds.

  18. Henry says:

    Sorry to say, but as someone with a lot of experience with textiles, including repair and restoration, it’s not as outrageous as it sounds.

  19. Gospace says:

    Ditto.

  20. Gospace says:

    Ditto.

  21. hiram says:

    I stopped buying them when they moved production overseas.

  22. hiram says:

    I stopped buying them when they moved production overseas.

  23. Lazlo says:

    I suppose this would work for round mouth faggots that consider blogging work. Real workers, not so much.

  24. Lazlo says:

    I suppose this would work for round mouth faggots that consider blogging work. Real workers, not so much.

  25. Jakareh says:

    Yes, it’s outrageous, though ridiculous might be a better word. It’s not some rare handmade textile from the 1500s, it’s a pair of jeans. You can put it through 100 wash cycles and it will still hold up, and when it no longer does you throw it away and buy another pair.

  26. Jakareh says:

    Conservatives should buy Lees or Wranglers, anyway.

  27. JTW says:

    yes, but that doesn’t mean they’re technically correct when they say the fabric lasts longer when not washed as often.

    And given that many people have a tendency, born out of an irate fear of germs, to put things in the washer even when perfectly clean, say after wearing it for an hour or two while sitting indoors on the couch, telling them they can get away with not running as many laundry cycles is a good idea.

  28. JTW says:

    yes, but that doesn’t mean they’re technically correct when they say the fabric lasts longer when not washed as often.

    And given that many people have a tendency, born out of an irate fear of germs, to put things in the washer even when perfectly clean, say after wearing it for an hour or two while sitting indoors on the couch, telling them they can get away with not running as many laundry cycles is a good idea.

  29. JTW says:

    that’d be around 1900?

  30. JTW says:

    that’d be around 1900?

  31. hiram says:

    No… they still made some of ’em in the States in the ’70s and ’80s. From wiki…”By the 1990s, the brand was facing competition from other brands and
    cheaper products from overseas, and began accelerating the pace of its
    US factory closures and its use of offshore subcontracting agreements.” .

  32. hiram says:

    No… they still made some of ’em in the States in the ’70s and ’80s. From wiki…”By the 1990s, the brand was facing competition from other brands and
    cheaper products from overseas, and began accelerating the pace of its
    US factory closures and its use of offshore subcontracting agreements.” .

  33. mustang says:

    sick of loonatic, rabid anticapitalist pigs telling me how to live my life –

  34. mustang says:

    sick of loonatic, rabid anticapitalist pigs telling me how to live my life –

  35. grayjohn says:

    Levis aren’t made in America anymore. They are just over priced garbage now.

  36. grayjohn says:

    Levis aren’t made in America anymore. They are just over priced garbage now.

  37. Jodie says:

    I do not buy Levis anymore, but when I did, I would wash them often, because when you wear them, they get all baggy and wrinkled. After you wash and dry them, they are wrinkle free and back in shape.

    I am surprised the CEO’s boyfriend didn’t tell him that. The gays are usually so fashion conscious.

  38. Jodie says:

    I do not buy Levis anymore, but when I did, I would wash them often, because when you wear them, they get all baggy and wrinkled. After you wash and dry them, they are wrinkle free and back in shape.

    I am surprised the CEO’s boyfriend didn’t tell him that. The gays are usually so fashion conscious.

  39. whotothewhat says:

    Lefties like to smell, well no real news there I have known many and they all think that way. As for Levis I have worn them for years I am wearing them as I type. But one big difference between me and Chip, I wear them once and then they go into the laundry pile. And the Patriarchal guy I am the wife washes them. Take that Chippy!

  40. whotothewhat says:

    Lefties like to smell, well no real news there I have known many and they all think that way. As for Levis I have worn them for years I am wearing them as I type. But one big difference between me and Chip, I wear them once and then they go into the laundry pile. And the Patriarchal guy I am the wife washes them. Take that Chippy!

  41. TED says:

    Nothing NEW to Hippies, since the 60’s…only NOT only jeans, everything.

  42. TED says:

    Nothing NEW to Hippies, since the 60’s…only NOT only jeans, everything.

  43. TED says:

    These days the BIGGEST threat to the environment is the left’s obsession
    with CFL’s ! WHAT do they do with them when they don’t work anymore?! Maybe Ehrlich could use the PHOSPHOR and MERCURY as seasoning…

  44. TED says:

    These days the BIGGEST threat to the environment is the left’s obsession
    with CFL’s ! WHAT do they do with them when they don’t work anymore?! Maybe Ehrlich could use the PHOSPHOR and MERCURY as seasoning…

  45. maudieNmandeville says:

    Most liberals don’t wear underwear or at best thongs up their asscrack. Does freezing remove urine, semen, feces and STD’s? And what about HPV. Remember, we were told that all blacks and liberals will get it.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/planned-parenthood-vp-hpv-all-us-get-it
    http://cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/lightbox/images/vanessa%20cullins_0.jpg

  46. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    Most liberals don’t wear underwear or at best thongs up their asscrack. Does freezing remove urine, semen, feces and STD’s? And what about HPV. Remember, we were told that all blacks and liberals will get it.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/planned-parenthood-vp-hpv-all-us-get-it
    http://cnsnews.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/lightbox/images/vanessa%20cullins_0.jpg

  47. Eastwood Ravine says:

    And thus the reason why the Hard Left is smelly!

  48. Eastwood Ravine says:

    And thus the reason why the Hard Left is smelly!


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