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Mar 03 2018

License to Parent

After law-abiding citizens have been disarmed, what will be the next great cause for liberals as they frog-march society toward the maximum tyranny of moonbat utopia? Maybe requiring a license to have kids:

Social engineers will determine who should reproduce and who should not. Abortion will take care of children whose parents are deemed by the government to be undeserving of a license. No worries; the children’s lives will have been designated by bureaucrats as not worth living anyway.

The application of Affirmative Action will guarantee that we achieve Joe Biden’s dream of a white minority America even faster than liberals had hoped. Maybe that will enable us to catch up to South Africa on the Path of Progress.

On a tip from Dragon’s Lair.




14 Responses to “License to Parent”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Demolition Man– Sly Stallone awakened in politically-correct future California: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puM1eT15NYw

  2. Chuck Sammet says:

    When will people wake up to the fact that government is made up of people just as broken as the rest of the population and just because you dress them up and label them as “the government” they do not somehow suddenly acquire more knowledge and ability than the rest of the population. In fact, since they lack a vested interest in much of what the left want to give them control of handling, they are even worse at it than the rest of the population. You couldn’t invent a worse method of handling social matters than to hand them over to the government since it is the most destructive power in any society.

    Add to that the simple fact that many of the examples of “bad parenting” in the moron’s video “License to Parent” are single parents or otherwise broken families thanks to welfare, government intervention already, and a lack of solid grounding thanks to the left’s dismantling of social architecture, and you can see that the same government that would be charged to “license” parents is the same government that created these “broken” parents in the first place.

    Then the final added fact is how badly the government handles orphans, foster kids, and other charges of the state already. How many die, are abused, or otherwise hurt thanks to governments poor job of taking care of them. And this is the same idiotic group that will now be charged to determine who is or isn’t fit to parent.

    We really are headed to Idiocracy….

  3. dds100 says:

    Where the productive man dreams of what he might create if left alone by his fellows, the ‘Progressive’ dreams of the world he could create if only the lives and property of his fellows were at his disposal.

    The welfare state takes away each year some part of our power to make decisions over our own lives.
    If this process continues (as our masters’ power to take our money to bribe the masses make inevitable), we shall become mere human livestock managed by an inhuman bureaucracy.

  4. Mr. Freemarket says:

    If Joe Biden dreams of a white minority in America, he can hasen that transformation by leading by example in one very important way.

    Perhaps he can simply take a trip to an ice floe and let the polar bears take care of the rest. Two birds with one stone.

  5. Frank says:

    Qualifications for a Reproduction Permit should include having a measured IQ of at least 100, completion of at least 12 years of formal education with at least a “C” average, passing a comprehensive civics and American history exam with at least a “B” and at least 2 years of satisfactory service in a branch of the military or in a volunteer program to support Amercans and America.

  6. seaoh says:

    Since I have no plans to travel to Swedenstan any time soon I will post this here.
    Bonus: for the time being I wont be facing two years in jail for posting this
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    https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/sweden-woman-faces-two-years-in-prison-for-making-jokes-about-islam

  7. Mike_W20 says:

    A lot of our “leaders” also spend so much time gladhanding and pursuing power, they have no idea what is happening in the real world.
    The majority of them are also evil ars#holes.

  8. KHarn says:

    Sorry old boy, but Margret Sanger has already laid down the qualifications for approved breeding.

    From what I’ve heard, I don’t qualify.

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  12. OldSailor says:

    Requiring a license to have children has long been one of the many staples of science fiction. Unfortunately this one is likely to become like computers, cell phones and interplanetary probes and become real.

    CORRECTION: It’s already real in the People’s Republic of China and other totalitarian states.

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