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Dec 17 2012

Male Freakazoid Plays on Women’s Basketball Team

A historic step toward a utopian future of all-male women’s basketball teams has been taken by Robert John “Gabrielle” Ludwig, a 50-year-old, 6′ 6″, 220-lb., chemosurgically disfigured man who plays varsity women’s basketball for Mission College in Santa Clara, California.

Naturally media social engineers are gushing maudlin affection all over this sick tale:

Ludwig gathered [his] 10 teammates at practice and offered to quit. This was their time to shine, [he] told the group of 18-, 19- and 20-year-olds. [He] didn’t want to be a distraction for the team. The other women said if Ludwig, whom they nicknamed “Big Sexy” and “Princess,” didn’t play, they wouldn’t either.

Didn’t [he] know [he] was the glue holding the team together?

“Then let’s just play basketball,” [he] replied solemnly, looking each teammate in the eye.

If they make Disney movies in hell, this would be a sure winner.

Soon Ludwig was on the court scoring points for the Lady Saints.

“I got exactly what I always wanted, just to fit in and be normal like everyone else,” Ludwig said.

Whether you want to laugh, scream, or throw up is up to you.

I take that back; don’t laugh, or the thought police will come down on you hard, as two ESPN commentators learned after making light of the situation.

[Ludwig] finds hope, if not gratification in the temporary suspensions ESPN radio hosts Steve Czaban and Andy Pollin received this week because of the remarks they made about [him].

Failing to applaud America’s fundamental transformation is not a wise career move.

On tips from Ummah Gummah, Dean D, and Bob Roberts.

18 Responses to “Male Freakazoid Plays on Women’s Basketball Team”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    girls will be boys and boys will be girls,it’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for “Ludwig” …Ray Davies

  2. DANEgerus says:

    women can play in “mens” sports proving there are actually no mens sports. The only rationale for ‘womens’ sports is therefore clearly to provide opportunity to women to play sports because they can’t be expected to play in mens sports because of physical limitations. So to allow a man to play women’s sports? FAIL.

  3. Ummah Gummah says:


    I’m sure he/she/it’s going to the showers with them after the game..


  4. Beef says:

    “If they make Disney movies in hell, this would be a sure winner.”

    LOL. The perfect response to this “heartwarming” story.

  5. Henry says:


    So wrong… in so many ways.

  6. Comrade J says:

    Does he change in girls locker as well? What a degeneracy!

    The guy needs mental help, not indulgence in perversion his sick brain comes up with.

  7. Maudie N Mandeville says:

    “Then let’s just play basketball,” [he] replied sodomly, looking the anus in the eye.

  8. Clingtomyguns says:

    Czaben and Pollin committed the unforgiveable sin of quesitoning the sanity of the Obama-era liberal’s sacrament of transgender fundamental change:

    “How does this work? You lose testicles and gain eligibility?” one host asks in the following video.

    “This whole gender-bending thing, you know, whatever you’ve got to do to scratch that inner itch and quell those inner demons, that’s fine, but don’t go playing sports then. And don’t go playing sports saying, ‘but I’ve go the rights of everyone else.’

    “Yeah, you’ve got the rights to live as a human being with everybody respecting you, but athletics is different.”

    For that blasphemy, they were defrocked. The powers that be of political correctness quickly descended:

    Said ESPN in a statement, announcing the suspension:

    “We strongly believe two of our employees crossed the line when discussing a transsexual person on their program last Thursday. Such intolerance and insensitivity will never be tolerated by this company. Due to the nature of this conversation, the pair have been temporarily removed from ESPN980′s Sports Reporters program.”

    ESPN demands tolerance for all debauchery. Next up, more announcers fired over criticism of bestial jockeys getting it on with their horses.

    Learn your lesson if you are a sports journalist. Stick to safe subjects, like playing the race card, gun control, vilifying the South, belittling Christians. If Czaben and Pollin were smart, as a counterpuch they should claim that Ludwig’s behavior violates Sharia law and they were publicly denouncing his blasphemy to Islam.

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  9. Alphamail says:

    So I eMailed the bastards:

    I don’t know what country I’m living in anymore – the insane have taken over the asylum.

    A man cuts his penis off so he can go play games with little girls and America gets on their knees and worships him.

    To compound it, anyone who disagrees with this disgusting depravity is fined, sued, fired, or arrested.

    What if this mentally unstable trans-whatever scored 50 points and slapped down the opposing teams shots like flies, and the team won 55 to 4, would you be so flip?

    This is a disgrace and a denouncement of female athletes everywhere who have worked so hard to reach their highest level of excellence.

    Since this sick human being was allowed his fetish what happens to the kids (who you don’t give a f**k about)? Does this surgically altered male still have genitals? Is he allowed to shower with the girls, and if not – why not – he’s supposed to be normal?! And is he allowed to be alone with them – one on one – to play with Barbie dolls?

    You can’t have it both ways you jackasses…oh, that’s right – you can – you just fire anyone who disagrees with you who doesn’t support this mental illness.

    If I found this giant freak alone with my daughter he’d be a dead man.

  10. Joe says:

    What about fairness to their opponents. You know, the teams that are comprised of REAL young women. This is BS. The other teams should all go out and recruit men to play on their teams too. So what if they still have the plumbing. I’d do it.

  11. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Oh, you’ve done it now. They’re just the sort to denounce you to the thought police. To the gulag with you.

  12. Nathaniel M says:

    Isn’t a 50 year old “Man” thing playing b-ball w/ 18-20 something girls creepy enough? Ewww.

  13. Spartan24 says:

    This person clearly has some sort of mental issue. Since most “transwomen” end up identifying as lesbians it is possible that he is attracted to these girls and they are in danger of a possible assault. A few weeks ago there was a story about a “transgendered” person who was still a biological male who sued to enter the women’s locker room at a Washington State university. Even worse was the fact that 6 year old girls sometimes used the facility. Later a lesbian website exposed the fact that the man often stated that he liked to watch women dress and undress- this guy obviously had ulterior motive in wanting to use the women’s facilities. I do have to wonder why a 50yo man would want to play sports with young women- you never see a 50yo woman wanting to play college sports.

  14. whotothewhat says:

    I say the fix is in!!! bet on this girls basketball team.

    Besides didn’t Hollywierd already do a movie like this?

  15. Canis lupus says:

    Personally, I dont really care if she used to be a man. If she wants to be considered a woman thats fine with me. What I dont understand is why she is playing on a college basketball team and why these two sportscasters were suspended for comments while a black comedian can make light of killing white people and suffer no reprocussions.

  16. building 5 says:

    another reason closing mental institutions was a bad idea. Now our children are being abused by it.

  17. Stan Back says:

    Bwahaha! Nice freak. I needed a good laugh, thanks for that. Can you say awkward?

  18. czuch says:

    The kids in the picture dont look like they really dig whats happening here. It does truly beg the fairness question. Fair to the girls who worked so hard to legitimly get on the team? Fair to the opposing team?
    Or just fair to the soap in the sock reciepient..

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