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Mar 30 2017

Man Self-Identifies as Hen

Self-identifying as the opposite sex or some other race no longer pushes the envelope. France now boasts a grown man who for the next few weeks self-identifies as a hen:

Abraham Poincheval aims to become a “human hen” by sitting and laying on [a dozen] eggs inside a glass vitrine at a Paris modern art museum until the chicks emerge.

The performance, called “Egg”, could last three to four weeks, with the artist getting only a half-hour break every 24 hours to keep him from cracking.

It’s a little late to keep this kook from cracking. The problem could be genetic.

[His father] revealed that when Poincheval was a child he had a pet chicken, and promised that any “hen-men and hen-women” his son brings into the world will be allowed to live out their natural lives on his smallholding in the west of France.

“I have prepared everything to welcome the chicks including a luxury chicken coop. I can assure you that they will never be the centrepiece of a grand feast,” said Christian Poincheval, an inventor best known for pills that make flatulence smell of roses and even chocolate.

Mike Rowe should have volunteered as his lab assistant for Dirty Jobs. Jobs don’t come much dirtier than sniffing a cheese-eater’s farts to determine whether they smell like roses.

Yet none of that is as crazy as believing that watching some guy sit on eggs constitutes art appreciation.

The French are still finding for new ways to avoid making art that requires talent.

On tips from J and Varla.

17 Responses to “Man Self-Identifies as Hen”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Yum yum yum….free range chicken.

  2. Sufferfortribe says:

    How can I get some of them fart pills?

  3. lgeubank says:

    This particular trannie isn’t even a trans-species. Mammals constitute a class, so he’s trans-class (or a chicken impersonator, whichever you prefer). I guess since he identifies as a hen, he’s also trans-gender (or female-chicken-impersonator).

    Well, now that we have the correct taxonomy, we can ignore the idiot. He’s no dumber than Yoko Ono.

  4. Rotohammer says:

    Cuck doesn’t begin to describe it.

  5. Mike says:

    Someone self identifying as Colonel Sanders was seen sharpening knives in the next room.

  6. KHarn says:

    Just had to come back and post.

    In other news, Robert Ripley returned from the dead to see what the future was like. He is quoted as saying: “You win. I don’t believe it.”

  7. Mike R. says:

    Someone tell this dum fk they make electric egg incubators.. I used one for years to raise our own chickens and after the bilzzard of 78′ I raised and released 90 pheasants… Moron

  8. Otis says:

    And chicken eggs withstand his 100 something lb fat ass how?

    Get a job.

  9. Americangirl5 says:

    Hen pecked idiot.

  10. AnneJames111 says:

    <- One yr ago I finally left my last work and I never felt better in my life… I started working from my house, over a website I stumbled upon over internet, for several hours every day, and I make much more than i did on my last job… Check i got for last month was for Nine thousand bucks… Superb thing about this is that i have more time for my loved ones…………………….

  11. Steve2 says:

    He went from being a frog to a chicken, which is actually more appropriate for a Frenchman anyway.

  12. BiffWellington says:

    Frogs are chickens…

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  14. SineWaveII says:

    And General Tso is cooking up a honey glaze.

  15. And this is why western civilization sits on the edge of a precipice. Wolves all around the dying fire of our culture, waiting for it to flick out. We contemplate our navels and ignore real evil becuase fighting fake evil is the in thing, its easy, you get a participation trophy and get to do plenty of virtue signalling how awsome you are. And revel in the parade of fools like this guy while a brutish determined enemy sharpen thier knives and bide thier time.

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