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May 15 2018

Mark Dice Documents Global Warming Lunacy

Global warming threatens to put an end to maple syrup and chocolate. Fortunately, moonbats are taking measures to stop it. Los Angeles is painting streets white to reflect the sun’s warmth into outer space. Arnold Schwarzenegger is planning to sue energy providers for first-degree murder. If all else fails, our final hope may lay in the liberal fantasy that aliens will arrive to put an end to the human race before we can do any more damage.

Thanks to the imaginary climate crisis, Mark Dice will never be out of material:

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