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Jun 27 2013

Mayor Bloomberg Insists on Statewide Ban on Sparklers

Researchers tell us that seeing patriotic displays on the Fourth of July makes people less likely to be moonbats. That could be why NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants sparklers banned — even beyond the city limits:

Mayor Bloomberg will urge Gov. Cuomo to veto legislation that would legalize the sale of sparklers outside New York City, arguing that terrorists could resort to using even kiddie fireworks to ignite a bomb. And that’s a risk not worth taking, City Hall officials said.

Terrorists are going to make bombs out of sparklers? Not even the voters who elected Bloomberg would believe it.

The mayor opposes the measure, which the Legislature passed last week, even though it wouldn’t apply to the five boroughs, where a ban on sparklers — and all other fireworks — would remain in effect. The bill would allow the sale of sparklers and other small “novelty” fireworks only in counties outside the city. …

Under the legislation sponsored by Assembly Majority Leader Joseph Morelle (D -Rochester) and state Sen. Mike Nozzolio (R-Seneca Falls), sparklers and toy caps could be sold only from June 1 to July 5 and from Dec. 26 to Jan. 2.

For Bloomberg, children being allowed to play with sparklers on the Fourth of July in parts of the state where he has no jurisdiction is an intolerable excess of liberty. His tyrant credentials are impeccable.

On tips from Sean C and Stormfax.

24 Responses to “Mayor Bloomberg Insists on Statewide Ban on Sparklers”

  1. IslandLifer says:

    NY deserves it. In fact just ban everything there. Hell..ban NY from itself so it just simply stops existing. What’s the difference? Bunch of big talking chicken shitters letting this Bloomer bitch push them around. Simply laughable. East coast you all are a bunch of passies!

  2. Mickey Shea says:

    The little faggot forgot to also ban matches, lighters, incense sticks, and those things you light to keep away
    They can all be used to light a fuse.
    The little pussy.

  3. Elizabeth says:

    Forget what I said the other day about him choking on a hot dog. I now want a sparkler placed up his bunghole.

  4. thoughtcrime will not be tolerated says:

    Prism prep for something bigger hunt for “undesirables” on:

  5. KHarn says:

    Long, long ago, my brother ground up about a HUNDRED sparklers to fill a coffee can. It flared BEUTIFULLY, then hit the FIRECRACKERS in the bottom!

    I miss the old America.

  6. og says:

    hey, you can get a really nasty burn from those things.

  7. Joe Bauers says:

    I always loved lighting off a whole brick of firecrackers especially the coffee table book sized one. The local church used to put on a fantastic extravaganza but it got too expensive and traffic backed up and they cut it off back in 2010. My brothers and their friends used to have roman candle fights but this was in the 80s when we had a real president who was born in America and before liberalism and cultural marxism destroyed a once great representative republic.

  8. anon says:

    This is kind of amazing really: Bloomberg somehow manages to be a putz and a pussy at the same time. He’s like the hermaphrodite of jackasses.

  9. Kevin R. says:

    I think terrorists are using Bloomberg to terrorize New York.

  10. Cameraman says:

    Elizabeth you stole my thunder, that”s the first place I though of putting One, but maybe the Gerbils have made it too Large to Hold One!

    Semper Fi

  11. Nathaniel M says:

    Right now Kicking Wing from Joe Dirt is crying.

  12. Uchuck the Tuchuck says:

    Well of course Bloomberg would find the sight of a child celebrating American independence terrifying.

  13. Your God-Mayor says:

    Effective immediately, a pooping schedule will take effect for The City to reduce and evenly distribute the water load on our infrastructure. People whose name begins with “A” have one hour, from 12 Midnight to 1 AM to perform their bodily functions. People whose names begin with “B”, from 1 AM to 2 AM, and so on. People whose names begin with Q and X will share the slot with Z, from 11 PM to 12 Midnight. Additionally, it is now illegal to flush #1 until after 3 uses of the toilet, unless this coincides with your scheduled poop flush. 5 non-scheduled flushes per month are allowed for emergencies and sickness, and any overages must be explained in writing to your block captain by approved medical personnel. We’re allowing a (7) day adjustment period for everyone to recalibrate their functions, but after that fines and jail time will be applied to those abusing their toilet privileges. Thank you for your cooperation.

  14. John says:

    With Doomberg around terrorists don’t have to do anything, he does dumb sh!t for them.

  15. snarklers says:

    This year will they play the Kenyan national anthem at the fireworks show?

  16. Eleanor in Hell says:

    Axeldouche pegged one of the Central Casting First Family daughter’s birthday as the 4th of July. WHAT A CROCK OF FICTIONAL P-R CRAP! It’s like Franklin posing behind the wheel of a car in a 1933 photo-op. TOTAL BS. 👿

  17. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Hey, Babs, I could drive a hand-controlled automobile just as well as your boy in the White House can throw a baseball.

    Oh, wait. Let me change that analogy…

  18. Sam Adams says:

    When the Muslims take over, they will invite Dear Mayor over for dinner. I’m predicting he will be served medium rare.

  19. Son of Taz says:

    Massachusetts has banned sparklers since forever, so we go to New Hampshire and buy ’em. Lots of other things that go “BOOM” too.

    I’m guessing this Verizon ad must make Doomberg apoplectic.

  20. DinKC says:

    Bloomberg is a facist dirtbag, but, you can make some pretty powerful stuff by making a sparkler bomb. About 5 inches around is about a half stick of dynamite I would bet. No kidding, go find some videos. And drink a big gulp.

  21. Laura Castellano says:

    Can New Yorkers simply not see that this man is batshit crazy?

  22. Merlin's Helmet says:

    Interesting take on Stoolberg and his reverse gunlust:

  23. Alphamail says:

    Your God-Mayor says…

    Dang! Your suggestion may violate/trigger the law of unintended consequences…then…exponential devastation flowing downhill.

    The “bat-shit crazy” Maggot (midget/faggot combo) Mayor has recently decreed by fiat that the Rotten Apple sheeple must compost their table scraps. I see his point – God forbid they grow their rats one size larger and turn them into coyotes.

    But reading your hypothetical, I’m afraid the Maggot might decide that the sewer system is overburdened (or under-taxed), and the Maggotites must once-again compost rather than flush.

    Seeds here, bones there, the mushy stuff in the red bag…whew…viscerally disturbing visual.

    But…along comes Anthony Weiner – and the prospect of picking through your poop actually looks invigorating.

  24. Nathaniel M says:

    Son of Taz says:
    June 27, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    Massachusetts has banned sparklers since forever, so we go to New Hampshire and buy ‘em. Lots of other things that go “BOOM” too.

    Well at least they’re living up to that state’s motto in SOME regard; “Live Free or Die”.

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