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Mar 31 2019

#MeToo Comes for Joe Biden

It was bound to happen, given his long history of publicly pawing any female of any age who comes within his reach. Despite his obsequious efforts to pander to the #MeToo brigades, they have turned their wrath upon Joe Biden. Lucy Flores reports that when she was a nominee for Nevada lieutenant governor in 2014, Biden molested her:

I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual f***? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

Many feel the same way about Biden without ever having met the guy.

With #MeToo mania still in full swing, sniffing a woman’s hair is beyond the pale. Having kissed her the back of her head sets Biden up like a pinata to be whacked.

By then, as a young Latina in politics, I had gotten used to feeling like an outsider in rooms dominated by white men. But I had never experienced anything so blatantly inappropriate and unnerving before. Biden was the second-most powerful man in the country and, arguably, one of the most powerful men in the world. He was there to promote me as the right person for the lieutenant governor job. Instead, he made me feel uneasy, gross, and confused. … Even if his behavior wasn’t violent or sexual, it was demeaning and disrespectful.

She could make these claims about Mike Pence, and Cultural Marxists would demand that we believe her. With Gropin’ Joe, believing the “survivor” was never easier. As Flores observes,

[P]ictures started to surface of Vice-President Biden getting uncomfortably close with women and young girls. Biden nuzzling the neck of the Defense secretary’s wife; Biden kissing a senator’s wife on the lips; Biden whispering in women’s ears; Biden snuggling female constituents. I saw obvious discomfort in the women’s faces, and Biden, I’m sure, never thought twice about how it made them feel.

Her resentment festered; now it is time for revenge. Flores demands for “zero tolerance.” In the name of the “power imbalance,” she has called down the Powers That Be to crush America’s Creepy Uncle like a bug.

Other candidates eagerly point the way to the guillotine:

Presidential candidates Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julián Castro said Saturday that they believe the account of a former candidate for Nevada lieutenant governor who published an op-ed Friday accusing former Vice President Joe Biden of “inappropriate” contact.

Bye Joe! You didn’t really think the Cultural Marxist party was going to nominate a white heterosexual male who isn’t a communist in this day in age, did you?

Let’s salute the career that just ended with a Creepy Uncle Joe double feature:

On tips from Varla, Stormfax, 1-Bodhisattva, Byron, and ABC of the ANC.



4 Responses to “#MeToo Comes for Joe Biden”

  1. […] Biden wasn’t there — but probably only because he is laying low in the futile hope that the #MeToo onslaught blows […]

  2. […] politics, it will be poetic justice if Biden gets eviscerated by the #MeToo buzz saw that he already finds himself caught up […]

  3. […] his own campaign. Creepy Joe is not the ideal candidate in the age of #MeToo mania, given his thoroughly documented roving […]

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