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Nov 15 2018

Michael Avenatti Busted for Felony Domestic Violence

Michael Avenatti, the creepy porn lawyer who unsuccessfully sued Trump on behalf of sleazy celluloid seductress Stormy Daniels, has encountered an obstacle on his path to the Democrat presidential nomination. Previously he had served as a valiant warrior on behalf of #MeToo mania by representing Julie Swetnick as she made outlandish claims of sexual abuse involving straight arrow Brett Kavanaugh (there may be criminal consequences for the lies Swetnick told). But now Avenatti has been arrested for felony domestic violence against a woman:

Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after a woman filed a felony DV report. We’re told her face was “swollen and bruised” with “red marks” on both cheeks.

The scene was a swank apartment building in Century City, Los Angeles.

We’re told Wednesday afternoon the woman was on the sidewalk on her cellphone with sunglasses covering her eyes, sobbing and screaming on the phone, “I can’t believe you did this to me. I’m going to get a restraining order against you.”

We’re told security brought her inside the building, took her upstairs and Michael showed up 5 minutes later and ran into the building. He screamed repeatedly, “She hit me first.”

This knight in shining armor would be a perfect leader for the party of Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy. But already the Vermont Democratic Party is canceling events scheduled with Avenatti, even though he is out on bail.

Ironically, Avenatti had been barking about pursuing criminal assault charges against Tucker Carlson on behalf of another of his unsavory clients. The charges suit Avenatti himself much better.

On a tip from Byron.



One Response to “Michael Avenatti Busted for Felony Domestic Violence”

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