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May 29 2015

Michelle Musk: Deodorant for Democrats

Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders recently denounced capitalism for producing too many varieties of deodorant. But here’s a variety even Sanders might be willing to try:

Democrat_Deodorants_Michelle_Armpit

It might make breathing easier for reporters on the campaign trail if someone douses Bernie in the entire Party-Approved Pungency line:

• Lenin Lavender
• Stalin Spring
• Adolph Air Fresh
• Scent of Barry
• Gulag Floral
• Herbal Hussein
• Michelle Musk
• KGB Bouquet

Via The People’s Cube, on a tip from DinaRehn.



48 Responses to “Michelle Musk: Deodorant for Democrats”

  1. Jodie says:

    How ’bout:

    3 Male Rape Refresher?

  2. Jodie says:

    How ’bout:

    3 Male Rape Refresher?

  3. Nifty says:

    *Muslim Musk
    *Gay Garden
    *Socialist Scent
    *Transgender Tulips
    *Bankruptcy Bouquet

  4. Lord Nifty says:

    *Muslim Musk
    *Gay Garden
    *Socialist Scent
    *Transgender Tulips
    *Bankruptcy Bouquet

  5. DinaRehn says:

    I’m sure Bernie has one of those ‘scents’ in mind for his favorite sex fantasies….

    Ewww.. you’ll have excuse me for saying that… *reaches for the mind bleach*

  6. $59154503 says:

    I’m sure Bernie has one of those ‘scents’ in mind for his favorite sex fantasies….

    Ewww.. you’ll have excuse me for saying that… *reaches for the mind bleach*

  7. formwiz says:

    Don’t forget Mao Magnolia, Ho Hollyhock, Mussolini Manzanita, and, for the ladies, Petacci Pansy, Braun Baby’s Breath, and Hillary Hemlock.

  8. formwiz says:

    Don’t forget Mao Magnolia, Ho Hollyhock, Mussolini Manzanita, and, for the ladies, Petacci Pansy, Braun Baby’s Breath, and Hillary Hemlock.

  9. DinaRehn says:

    Some other suggestions from the people’s cube:
    Che Citronella (also works as a mosquito repellant)
    Mao Mango
    SEIU Sandlewood -Bernie Berry –

    “Mao Kinda Man” – The unmistakable aroma of heaving masses of humanity.
    “Pol Pot Pouri” – Bringing the bouquet of the killing fields indoors.
    “Prog On” – The intoxicating promise of Glorious Next Tuesday distilled into a bottle!

    For our muslim comrades, we are working on a range of halal certified, alcohol free products.

    “Camel No5” – A whiff of desert romance.
    ‘ISIS’ For Men – It comes in a tasteful orange bottle shaped like a man kneeling. Twist the head and it comes off to pour out a delicious red cologne.
    ‘ISIS’ for women. An exotic distillation of goat pheromones in a submissive, burka shaped, black bottle. Sure to arouse the most battle weary jihadi-hubby.
    “FEAR” by Al Quaida. – Creates an atmosphere wherever you go.

    And of course: Party-approved gulag hand-made Communist “Troika” Beard Care Gloss
    http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Communist_Beard_Care_Gloss.jpg

  10. $59154503 says:

    Some other suggestions from the people’s cube:
    Che Citronella (also works as a mosquito repellant)
    Mao Mango
    SEIU Sandlewood -Bernie Berry –

    “Mao Kinda Man” – The unmistakable aroma of heaving masses of humanity.
    “Pol Pot Pouri” – Bringing the bouquet of the killing fields indoors.
    “Prog On” – The intoxicating promise of Glorious Next Tuesday distilled into a bottle!

    For our muslim comrades, we are working on a range of halal certified, alcohol free products.

    “Camel No5” – A whiff of desert romance.
    ‘ISIS’ For Men – It comes in a tasteful orange bottle shaped like a man kneeling. Twist the head and it comes off to pour out a delicious red cologne.
    ‘ISIS’ for women. An exotic distillation of goat pheromones in a submissive, burka shaped, black bottle. Sure to arouse the most battle weary jihadi-hubby.
    “FEAR” by Al Quaida. – Creates an atmosphere wherever you go.

    And of course: Party-approved gulag hand-made Communist “Troika” Beard Care Gloss
    http://thepeoplescube.com/images/Communist_Beard_Care_Gloss.jpg

  11. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Now, now.. Adolph is bad – Stalin, Che, Mao, Fidel and Ho Chi Minh are acceptable icons.

  12. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Now, now.. Adolph is bad – Stalin, Che, Mao, Fidel and Ho Chi Minh are acceptable icons.

  13. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Mussolini is NOT an acceptable Icon comrade. Stalin, Che, Mao, Fidel and Ho Chi Minh are

  14. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Mussolini is NOT an acceptable Icon comrade. Stalin, Che, Mao, Fidel and Ho Chi Minh are

  15. Tchhht!!! says:

    The only reason onkle Dolph is bad is because he attacked uncle Joe. Otherwise he would be right up there with the rest of them.

  16. Tchhht!!! says:

    The only reason onkle Dolph is bad is because he attacked uncle Joe. Otherwise he would be right up there with the rest of them.

  17. Saxon Warrior says:

    The now deceased Hugo Chavez must have a place……

  18. Saxon Warrior says:

    The now deceased Hugo Chavez must have a place……

  19. Saxon Warrior says:

    Transgender tulips? Now that’s a revolting thought.
    Surely you’re not referring to ‘transgender two-lips’, the surgical amputation scar that so many of these freaks refer to as a vagina?

  20. Saxon Warrior says:

    Transgender tulips? Now that’s a revolting thought.
    Surely you’re not referring to ‘transgender two-lips’, the surgical amputation scar that so many of these freaks refer to as a vagina?

  21. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    His body count isn’t even in the same league too. Adolph was minor league compared to Uncle Jo and Chairman Mao. Pol Pot, considering the percentage of the population liquidated, too.

  22. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    His body count isn’t even in the same league too. Adolph was minor league compared to Uncle Jo and Chairman Mao. Pol Pot, considering the percentage of the population liquidated, too.

  23. Buffalobob says:

    How about talcum of Hillary. Or ode de depends.

  24. Buffalobob says:

    How about talcum of Hillary. Or ode de depends.

  25. Valge_Uhkus says:

    You can take the ape out of the jungle but… need I say more.

  26. Jester says:

    Dave:

  27. Jester says:

    Dave:

  28. MicahStone says:

    Yep, NOT just their policies that cause the odor…

  29. MicahStone says:

    Yep, NOT just their policies that cause the odor…

  30. MicahStone says:

    But not all are EXACTLY the same….

  31. MicahStone says:

    But not all are EXACTLY the same….

  32. Lord Nifty says:

    Ew!

  33. bob e says:

    michelle is such a freakin’ pig ..

  34. bob e says:

    michelle is such a freakin’ pig ..

  35. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    Moochelle’s favorite – a 55 gal. drum of “Get Back”

  36. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    Moochelle’s favorite – a 55 gal. drum of “Get Back”

  37. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    classy as always
    .

  38. chuck_in_st_paul says:

    classy as always
    .

  39. holdyernose says:

    Where is ‘Eau de Bill’ or ‘Desperation,A Hint of Hillary’?

  40. holdyernose says:

    Where is ‘Eau de Bill’ or ‘Desperation,A Hint of Hillary’?

  41. Momster says:

    Talcum powder, pee, and week old cod.

  42. Momster says:

    Talcum powder, pee, and week old cod.

  43. Momster says:

    I second that Nifty—eww ewww!

  44. Momster says:

    I second that Nifty—eww ewww!

  45. Cameraman says:

    The only way to kill the stench of Democrats and Libtards is a Flame Thrower!!!

  46. Cameraman says:

    The only way to kill the stench of Democrats and Libtards is a Flame Thrower!!!


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