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Jun 27 2012

Michelle Obama Descended From Slave Owner

Now can we drop all the historical oppression/sins of the forefathers crapola?

US First Lady Michelle Obama’s ancestry can be traced to a slave owner from what is now Northern Ireland, who emigrated to America in the 1700s. …

Her great-great-great-grandmother Melvinia was a slave who had children by Charles Shields, grandson of Andrew Shields. One of those children, Dolphus Shields, born in 1859, was Michelle Obama’s direct ancestor.

No doubt the Bitter Half will take this as a good reason to pay herself slavery reparations out of the public treasury in the form of yet another extravagant vacation while we tax slaves labor to pay for it.

So that’s where she gets her bossiness.

On a tip from Robert Y.

21 Responses to “Michelle Obama Descended From Slave Owner”

  1. chronos the wonder pig says:

    is she mad about the fact that she is descended from white folk?

  2. StanInTexas says:

    There were many black slave owners in America.

    And reperations have already begun, just look up the Pigford Settlement and you will see what I mean.

  3. Spider says:

    In fact, the first recorded slave owner in America was, a black man.

  4. Dr. 9 says:


    “The three branches of our federal government are no longer bound by the Constitution as the framers envisioned and what is worse is American ignorance and acceptance of such rogue behavior. Look at the current debate over government involvement in health, business bailouts and stimulus packages. The debate centers around questions as whether such involvement is a good idea or a bad idea and whether one program is more costly than another. Those questions are entirely irrelevant to what should be debated, namely: Is such government involvement in our lives permissible under the U.S. Constitution?” — Walter Williams

  5. A. Levy says:

    “What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure…”Thomas Jefferson

  6. Yeah whatever.

    She can go fuck herself and her reparations.


  7. On the down side, now I know she’s related to ME…

  8. dan says:

    I’ve got news…if the economy crashes there are going to be plenty of slaves willing to do whatever it takes to fill their bellies including selling their children ….
    and it is a house of cards that will blow down just after Europe takes a dive. Wallstreet and TPTB Bankers and there minions in CONgress won’t be able to maintain the illusion for much longer….stir in a national disaster or two and the entire system will finally be overwhelmed.

  9. Momster says:

    Wow, Dan. Don’t hold back like that! It’s not good for you.

    Did you ever stop and think that while the dem/prog/commies and their stooges are eating their own (it’s true–look up the statistics about minority-on-minority crime and also the location of PP abortion mills) maybe we regular American-types will once more come to the forefront and re-instill true American values in the country. We now REALLY do need hope and change. If we change presidents we can hope for improvement.

    But remember, hope is passive. If you feel you can’t to anything about your situation you can either sit on your butt and HOPE it gets better–or–you can work on making it better. I vote for the latter.

  10. Gunny G says:

    Push her face into dough and make gorilla cookies.

    Get out of my house lardass and take your pussy husband with you.

  11. T says:

    Obviously not a real African-American, but still a grifter.

  12. Winston Smith says:

    What I want to know is about the Klingon part of her family tree. Is she related to Kahless the Unforgettable – the greatest of Klingon warriors?

  13. Joe says:

    Does this bitch ever NOT look like somebody shit in her cheerios this morning?

  14. jtm371 says:

    if you had a ass the size of the one on the hildabeast you would be pissed off.

  15. Jodie says:

    It will not come as a surprise to me if Obama throws Michelle under the bus after the election. It’s obvious that her prefers men and he’s been going around the country having photos taken of himself eating junk food – defying Michelle’s orders – and laughing about it. His followers love this. Watch how fast they turn on her. They will remember her as a stuffy, b*tch, who wouldn’t let him do anything. His new lover will be their pride and joy.

  16. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Pissed off she’s not as black as she thought she was.

  17. MissAnthropy says:

    Maybe she and Elizabeth Warren can now collaborate on a new cookbook featuring recipes from ethnic groups to whom one has an at-most tenuous, distant connection.

  18. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Maybe her cookbook could be called “Pickaninny Picnic”.

  19. IOpian says:

    She doesn’t need to worry. The stigma of being a descendent of someone who owned a slave ( that you never even knew ) only applies if your skin is light.

  20. Antisocialist says:

    Yep she’s a wookie, remember her ancestor Chewbacca he was a smuggler, probably a slave smuggler.

  21. Kanaka Girl says:

    What the hell is the first wookie wearing? It looks like she tore the sleeves and collar off her dress.

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