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Feb 22 2012

Michelle Obama’s Song

One day this farce will be over, and we’ll be able to get through a supermarket checkout without Michelle Obama mugging at us from the covers of magazines. But we’ll still have this song to remember her by:


You load sixteen bags what do you get
Another vacation and we’re deeper in debt
I go to exotic places every three weeks
I owe my soul to Soros and the sheiks

I was born one morning with a chip on my shoulder
It only got worse as I got older
They loaded sixteen bags of Louis Vuitton
And the one percent said a job well done

You load sixteen bags what do you get
Sixteen vacations and the country in debt
Shopping at Target fools the peons
I owe my soul to Barneys and Bijans

Went to school on affirmative action
Married the president now I’m the attraction
Air Force Two is at my beckon call
16 exotic destinations in all

Does the media report? Not at all.
I owe my soul to Media Matters

Compliments of Granny Jan. Vocals by Jihad Kitty.

8 Responses to “Michelle Obama’s Song”

  1. Logan says:

    JIhad Kitty needs to find another hobby, other than “singing”.

  2. Granny Jan says:

    Believe me. I didn’t want to sing it. I asked Beyonce but she said no. It’s the first song I’ve ever written. It’s darn good…just not the singing, though.

    Thanks, Dave. We both have courage.

  3. Bloodless Coup says:

    The lyrics are well written and funny, but the singing and melody line is horrible.

    Stick to writing lyrics and let someone else write and perform the music.

  4. RICH says:

    Kitty cats aren’t good on vocals. My dog was howling when he heard this 🙂

  5. Malinda says:

    You just inspired me—-“Not to sing”

    That’s ok loved your lyrics—–keep writing

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