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May 02 2020

Michigan Hands Out Free Condoms and Lubricants Because COVID-19

In mid-April, Dr Fauci gave the okay to hook up with strangers on Tinder, Bumble, and Grindr for anonymous sex, so long as you are “willing to take a risk — and you know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks.” Possibly with that in mind, Michigan now provides a free condom delivery service — because COVID-19:

The Michigan Department of Health and Human Services (MDHHS) announced the new condoms-by-mail service in an effort to prevent unintended pregnancies and the spread of sexually-transmitted diseases in communities across the state. The idea was sparked after local health agencies were forced to stop handing out free condoms at government buildings, bars, and other establishments that are now closed due to the coronavirus epidemic.

Michiganders have been deprived of even the most fundamental rights under the high-handed rule of Governor Gretchen Whitmer, but in exchange they can receive free packets containing 10 condoms and 10 packets of lube.

If you run low on free condoms, no worries. Gauleiter Gretchen proclaimed abortion an essential service that is “life-sustaining,” even while forbidding elective surgeries.

Speaking of Gauleiter Gretchen,

Whitmer struggled to defend her administration on Wednesday when she was grilled over a scandal involving who was responsible for awarding taxpayer-funded coronavirus relief money to Democrat organizations and operatives.

You can see why a petition has been circulating to recall her. A cloud of shame will continue to hang over Michigan until this tyrant has been removed from office.

On tips from Steve T, Mr. Freemarket, and Occam’s Stubble.

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