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Dec 10 2015

Middle-Aged Paul Wolscht Identifies as a 6-Year-Old Girl

If Bruce Jenner is a woman, Elizabeth Warren and Ward Churchill are Indians, Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King are black, and Jeb! Bush is Hispanic, then Paul Wolscht is not only female, he is 6 years old:

In an interview with the gay news site The Daily Xtra, Stefonknee (formerly Paul) Wolscht details his struggles with being a male-to-female transgender person.

The Daily Xtra video, however, glosses over a tiny bit of important information about Wolscht: he thinks he is actually a six year-old girl—not just a woman, but a six year-old girl—stuck in the body of a 50-something man.

At age 46, Wolscht deserted his wife and his seven children to live his “true” life.

Wolscht is all set up in the depraved, self-indulgent fantasy he has devoted his existence to wallowing in.

He explains, “Well, I have a mummy and a daddy. [An] adopted mummy and daddy who are totally comfortable with me being a little girl. And their children, and their grandchildren, are totally supportive. In fact, her youngest granddaughter… When I was eight. A year ago, I was eight, and she was seven. And she said to me, ‘I want you to be the little sister, so I’ll be nine.’ I said, ‘Well, I don’t mind going to six.’ So I’ve been six ever since.”

The government retroactively alters weirdos’ birth certificates to help foster their delusion that they can be a different gender than what they actually are. It is only right that Wolscht be issued a new driver’s license indicating that he was born in 2009. Next year they will have to issue another one, since then he will have been born in 2010.

Insanity is the new national pastime.

On a tip from Steve T.




64 Responses to “Middle-Aged Paul Wolscht Identifies as a 6-Year-Old Girl”

  1. Rusty Bill says:

    Heinlein’s “Crazy Years” are now.

  2. Rusty Bill says:

    Heinlein’s “Crazy Years” are now.

  3. Jodie says:

    Something tells me that Dad’s a perv and Mom is empty headed and delusional.

  4. Jodie says:

    Something tells me that Dad’s a perv and Mom is empty headed and delusional.

  5. ouch! says:

    Does Stefonknee possess any guns?

    Red flags everywhere with this one.

  6. ouch! says:

    Does Stefonknee possess any guns?

    Red flags everywhere with this one.

  7. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think we should issue driver licenses to six-year olds – or batshit crazy lunatics, for that matter…

  8. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think we should issue driver licenses to six-year olds – or batshit crazy lunatics, for that matter…

  9. SineWaveII says:

    Another one of pajama boy’s relatives. We need to do something about all of that female hormone in the drinking water.

  10. SineWaveII says:

    Another one of pajama boy’s relatives. We need to do something about all of that female hormone in the drinking water.

  11. SineWaveII says:

    That’s a good point. If he really is a “six year old” he shouldn’t be allowed to engage in any adult activity. That also means that a guardian must legally speak for him and he should be enrolled in school. How much do you want to bet that he doesn’t want to “go that far”?

  12. SineWaveII says:

    That’s a good point. If he really is a “six year old” he shouldn’t be allowed to engage in any adult activity. That also means that a guardian must legally speak for him and he should be enrolled in school. How much do you want to bet that he doesn’t want to “go that far”?

  13. Гопник Мастер раса says:

    Can his parents claim him as a dependent child? This may be a revenue generating scheme of some sort, it’s actually not bad should work.

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  15. IslandLifer says:

    Let me catch you in public acting like that

  16. IslandLifer says:

    Let me catch you in public acting like that

  17. Bob Crane says:

    I’m wagering that Paul W.s favorite movie is – “The Amazing Life of Benjamin Buttons”.

  18. Bob Crane says:

    I’m wagering that Paul W.s favorite movie is – “The Amazing Life of Benjamin Buttons”.

  19. TED says:

    Letting these SICK-ASSHOLES and their enablers run around loose will be the END of civilization and THAT IS what the LEFT are shooting FOR!

  20. TED says:

    Letting these SICK-ASSHOLES and their enablers run around loose will be the END of civilization and THAT IS what the LEFT are shooting FOR!

  21. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    More proof that “they’re not born this way.”

  22. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    More proof that “they’re not born this way.”

  23. Saxon Warrior says:

    Well, come the take over by the Caliphate, I’m sure he’ll find his true destiny. We all know how Muslim’s love six-year-old girls!

  24. Saxon Warrior says:

    Well, come the take over by the Caliphate, I’m sure he’ll find his true destiny. We all know how Muslim’s love six-year-old girls!

  25. J A Smith says:

    There’s a love connection for this one.

  26. J A Smith says:

    There’s a love connection for this one.

  27. Rotohammer says:

    OK. I’m 72. Time to get social security payments.

  28. Rotohammer says:

    OK. I’m 72. Time to get social security payments.

  29. Jester says:

    Pretty simple, people. As long as that vile creature promises to exclusively vote the Democrat ticket in any and all upcoming elections, it will continue to enjoy celebrity status from the media forevermore.

  30. Jester says:

    Pretty simple, people. As long as that vile creature promises to exclusively vote the Democrat ticket in any and all upcoming elections, it will continue to enjoy celebrity status from the media forevermore.

  31. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    But, if that guy can be a 6 year old girl, it should be a relatively trivial matter for me to be a 25 year old man. I’d probably pay a bit more for auto insurance, but I’d save a ton on health and life. Why not? I declare that I am 25.

  32. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    But, if that guy can be a 6 year old girl, it should be a relatively trivial matter for me to be a 25 year old man. I’d probably pay a bit more for auto insurance, but I’d save a ton on health and life. Why not? I declare that I am 25.

  33. SineWaveII says:

    There ya go. Now you’re gettin’ it.

  34. SineWaveII says:

    There ya go. Now you’re gettin’ it.

  35. Giorgio Palmas says:

    I was actually joking about two weeks ago this as the next step of absurdity. I was called a right wing wacko.

  36. Giorgio Palmas says:

    I was actually joking about two weeks ago this as the next step of absurdity. I was called a right wing wacko.

  37. 762x51 says:

    My mother used to say, if you act like a 6 year old, you get treated like a 6 year old. That means RULES, LOTS AND LOTS OF RULES.

    NO drivers license
    NO going out on your own
    NO friends that are not your age +/- 2 years
    NO staying up late
    NO possessions that are not age appropriate
    NO speaking unless spoken to
    NO interrupting adults
    NO cell phone
    NO phone calls without permission
    NO sexual activity of any kind
    NO activities that do not involve parental supervision.

    These assholes want to live that nightmare, make them live it all the way. That he HAS a drivers license or a cell phone tells me he is pretending. He just wants to pretend, screw that, make him lie in the bed he has made.

    No sane adult would last more than a day under the rules a six year old has to live by.

  38. 762x51 says:

    My mother used to say, if you act like a 6 year old, you get treated like a 6 year old. That means RULES, LOTS AND LOTS OF RULES.

    NO drivers license
    NO going out on your own
    NO friends that are not your age +/- 2 years
    NO staying up late
    NO possessions that are not age appropriate
    NO speaking unless spoken to
    NO interrupting adults
    NO cell phone
    NO phone calls without permission
    NO sexual activity of any kind
    NO activities that do not involve parental supervision.

    These assholes want to live that nightmare, make them live it all the way. That he HAS a drivers license or a cell phone tells me he is pretending. He just wants to pretend, screw that, make him lie in the bed he has made.

    No sane adult would last more than a day under the rules a six year old has to live by.

  39. 762x51 says:

    OK, then I’m 29, any 25 year old hotties want to go out tonight?

  40. 762x51 says:

    OK, then I’m 29, any 25 year old hotties want to go out tonight?

  41. 762x51 says:

    Could be. One of my favorite TV shows was Hogan’s Heroes.

  42. 762x51 says:

    Could be. One of my favorite TV shows was Hogan’s Heroes.

  43. 762x51 says:

    Better still, this is your date for the weekend.

    Maybe these lunatics are on to something.

  44. 762x51 says:

    Better still, this is your date for the weekend.

    Maybe these lunatics are on to something.

  45. 762x51 says:

    Now if I could find “The Door into Summer”.

  46. 762x51 says:

    Now if I could find “The Door into Summer”.

  47. liz says:

    This reminds me of men I’ve heard about who like to dress up in diapers and pretend to be babies. I guess real psychiatrists who could help these people no longer exist.

  48. liz says:

    This reminds me of men I’ve heard about who like to dress up in diapers and pretend to be babies. I guess real psychiatrists who could help these people no longer exist.

  49. Kotter's Paradise says:

    Liberalism is a mental illness.

  50. Kotter's Paradise says:

    Liberalism is a mental illness.

  51. AlanOne7 says:

    Six-year-olds can’t vote.

    Oh wait, right, he / she / it will hire a lawyer and be granted a special exemption.

  52. AlanOne7 says:

    Six-year-olds can’t vote.

    Oh wait, right, he / she / it will hire a lawyer and be granted a special exemption.

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  54. Mannie says:

    You sniped me. 🙂 I agree, exactly.

  55. Mannie says:

    You sniped me. 🙂 I agree, exactly.

  56. Bob Crane says:

    LOL…It was a different era of TV back then and I do miss it. Have you considered .30-60 as an alternate to 762×51? 🙂

  57. Bob Crane says:

    LOL…It was a different era of TV back then and I do miss it. Have you considered .30-60 as an alternate to 762×51? 🙂

  58. Bob Crane says:

    On the positive side of the ledger – gifting a box of Pampers makes Christmas shopping a snap for these guys.

  59. Bob Crane says:

    On the positive side of the ledger – gifting a box of Pampers makes Christmas shopping a snap for these guys.

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