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Jul 27 2011

Moonbat Comedian George Lopez Promises to Move to Canada if Sarah Palin Is Elected

Whether she’ll run is still unclear, and the media has already had years to cripple her public image with relentless demonization, but there’s at least one good reason to hope Sarah Palin becomes president:

Last year, Sarah Palin-hating comedian George Lopez said that if the former governor of Alaska ever became president, all Latinos would move back to Mexico.

On Tuesday’s “Piers Morgan Tonight,” he took this further saying that if Palin gets to the White House, he’ll move to Canada.

Unfortunately, other left-wing jackasses have made similar promises before past elections. Like everything else that comes belching out of moonbats’ mouths, the promises were only hot air.

On tips from apostle53 and Shawn.



62 Responses to “Moonbat Comedian George Lopez Promises to Move to Canada if Sarah Palin Is Elected”

  1. Garpin says:

    (quote from Family Guy)

    Meg: “Chris, change the channel. I want to watch George Lopez.”

    Chris: “That show just furthers the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.”

  2. Gordy Rider says:

    Who’s George Lopez, and will he take 12 million more with him?

  3. TheDarkEricDraven says:

    Ignoring the fact that Lopez ISN’T that funny, he has a point. Fuck, Antarctica would be better then America under Sarah.

  4. rcgee369 says:

    Well there is a good start to our Immigration Problem, elect Palin

  5. AC says:

    At least his mind hasn’t become so corroded by moonbattery as to be completely dysfunctional.

    The little bit of what sanity he still has left knows well enough to stay the hell away from the Mexican side of the border, where the Z would have a field day extorting gobs of money from a rich, high-profile limousine liberal. At least he knows all the platitudes in the world about tolerance and understanding won’t do squat when the big dogs of the Mexican narco-kleptocracy offer him a choice between a paying up or being chopped up.

    Fleeing to the north is not that bad of an idea, seeing as his moonbat politics have allowed our southwest to become overrun with the dregs of Mexico and infested with cartel operatives eager to loot the gringos (and to them, all rich Americans are gringos) for every last dime they can borrow.

  6. AC says:

    Ignoring the fact that Lopez ISN’T that funny, he has a point. Fuck, Antarctica would be better then America under Sarah.

    You’re also ignoring the fact that America under Sarah still has a hell of a lot higher life expectancy than Mexico under the cartels.

  7. TheDarkEricDraven says:

    At what point did I mention Mexico?

  8. gunnerjones says:

    I like Sarah, I’d elect her to local office, Id wash her car for free but she does not have enough experience….yet

  9. TonyD95B says:

    “I like my politicians to have a political background……”

    You mean like Sarah Palin, who knows politics from the bottom up, having gone from the local town council to the Mayor’s office to the Governor’s mansion, and then all the way to a VP nomination?

    Or do you mean like B. Hussein Obama, the Communist Org….er, I mean “Community Organizer” who became a do-nothing state senator and later did even less as a US Senator while campaigning for President (where he has also done less than nothing)?

    Well, George Lopez never was the sharpest tool in the shed……

    If she gets elected, I’ll drive you to the border, George.

  10. AC says:

    At what point did I mention Mexico?

    We’re discussing the hypocrisy of George Lopez.

  11. TheDarkEricDraven says:

    So?

  12. AC says:

    Lopez made Mexico relevant when he implied that America would be so bad under Palin that Mexicans would be better off living in cartel infested slums, while he himself avoids that fate by going to Canada.

    Would you rather be in Juarez or Matamoros than in America under a Palin presidency?

  13. Pete says:

    He doesn’t believe anything he’s saying…at 0:38 he almost starts to laugh at his own pseudo-intellectual BS.

    They have a “system” going on over there in “Show Bizville”, like a Cartel.

  14. Henry says:

    More Prog lies.

    Every election cycle one or more of these idiots shriek about leaving the US if {insert Republican candidate here} is elected. Not one of them has ever followed through.

    Take your prog hysterics and shove them up your pendejo, Jorge.

  15. carlos cuellar says:

    leave you worthless thug we won’t miss you

  16. Bob Roberts says:

    A heartfelt plea to George: Move to Canada and take as many of your moonbat friends with you as possible.

    You suggest that it is not right to elect people with inadequate experience for superficial reasons. We all know from his performance that Obama had utterly inadequate experience and we also know the primary reason he was elected was primarily because of a desire to elect the first American-African – even though he’s mulatto and secondarily becasue of the successful attempts to demonize Bush and, by association, any other Republican.

    I see Gordy Rider beat me to my first point.

    And, based on his comment, I suggest “Eric Draven” should move to Antarctica at the earliest possible moment. And take as many moonbats as he can convince to join him along.

  17. Bob Roberts says:

    Henry says:
    July 27, 2011 at 6:37 pm More Prog lies.

    Every election cycle one or more of these idiots shriek about leaving the US if {insert Republican candidate here} is elected. Not one of them has ever followed through.
    —————
    No kidding! If they would only keep their word we could get something done here!

  18. Bob Roberts says:

    “Last year, Sarah Palin-hating comedian George Lopez said that if the former governor of Alaska ever became president, all Latinos would move back to Mexico.”

    Heck yeah! ELECT SARA PALIN.

    I don’t believe thbe “all Latinos would move back to Mexico, since, first of all, not all of them are from there and, second of all, not all of them are as stupid as George Lopez. But enough of them are that their departure would undoubtedly be a good thing.

  19. Fiberal says:

    Just about everything that Ayn Rand said is coming true.

    I am trying very hard to go Galt. My problem is employees with families and relatives. Big brains with solid and entrenched communities. They cannot be moved. They cannot be reasoned with.

    I regret to say that we as a country are fast approaching the point where the parasites are amassing a majority voting block. And although our only hope and our only weapon against them is the vote, we still allow them to vote.

    At what consequence?

    We are seeing the devastating results of putting a Marxist retardate in the country’s highest office.

    We are suffering from decades of investment in the promotion of minorities for no other reason than of race guilt.

    We are seeing the consequences of being mired in political correctness that has been drained from decent people, their sense of justice. In this, liberals have demanded affirmative action, massive entitlement programs and the formation of subcultures of hostile forces paid tribute from the working man’s taxes.

    We see the desecration of the memory of 9-11. We see the deterioration of the constitution. We have been made financial slaves to unions: our children drive by houses that they will never be able to afford and maybe, have just become dimly aware that their livelihoods have been subordinated to the owners of those houses – the omniprescent public employee.

    Our guns are being confiscated after our speech has been long suppressed. We know that government lies and are enabled by useful idiots. But we still listen to them. In the process, the media has gone insane with the rapture of the Coming Of The Obama.

    And still we watch sports and still…still…worship entertainment. It is our soma.

    We will not go to the planets; we will not go to the stars. We will not visit other worlds. We will stay here and eat each other.

    There are no adults in power and no one of tradition to lead us.

    Our world spits on the words of Jesus Christ and holds in contempt his parables. The blessed are no longer the meek; they are the damned.

    We are the heirs of a dying nation looking for the shadow of Ronald Reagan. And somewhere in the foggy distance, we still look for the ethereal spirit of George Washington.

    We are the silent, morose victims of liberalism, meekly taking our place in line walking dismally toward Zyklon B showers, bickering with each other on the way.

    We are Amity Shales’ Forgotten Man.

    We are the lost and hopeless androids dreaming of electric sheep.

    And as Pris mournfully said to Roy in the classic film BladeRunner: “We are stupid, and we will die.”

  20. Fiberal says:

    OH fuck. I put that under the wrong headline.

    Please see: “Coal Mine Operator Ronnie Bryant Goes Galt”

  21. Hail The Amberlamps! says:

    Lopez = racista.
    Lopez = communista.
    Lopez = cobarde.
    Lopez = oportunista.
    Lopez = Immelt y Obama.

    He’s furniture, step over him.

  22. Jimbo says:

    “George Lopez Promises…”

    Yeah, right. Name a single liberal who isn’t a flat-out liar. A promise from a liberal… LOL! “Liberal Promise” is either fiction or an oxymoron.

  23. Bob Roberts says:

    Notice in the link provided how, as usual, they position Obama so something in the background looks like a “halo”.

    They should have been more honest and given him two horns and a pitchfork!

  24. J says:

    God, I wish progressives would make good on their move out of America promises.

    Life would be so much easier without having to carry their dead weight.

  25. Agnostic Conservative says:

    I don’t think she’s good enough for President but I might just vote for her if that drives all the moonbats out of this country.

  26. Mr. Galt says:

    Wow, Sarah Palin becomes President, and America has one less Marxist beaner?

    Sounds like a win-win to me.

  27. TexasDoc says:

    Yeah right, George. We’re still waiting for Alec Baldwin to move his sorry butt to Canada.

    I doubt the Canadians would even take him. Why would they want pond scum like him?

  28. Marci says:

    What a dumb arse. He wants someone with a political background? You mean like experienced in backroom deals, shady people surrounding them, and the willingness to never seal the border? Move on Lopez. Just another Jack-A who complains about the country that made him millions—along with Piers.

  29. mr. parker says:

    All these lefties say they’re going to move to Canada if any conservative is elected.
    As usual they lie, we never have any luck with them keeping their word.

    To the racist pig Lopez: Go- salir ahora- this cabron has made racist statements about our troops claiming that hispanic troops see higher casualty rates.
    The same lies were stated about black troops during Vietnam by black racists.

  30. Wyatt's Torch says:

    Hail, you forgot: = pendejo.

    Man, I will save for a vacation to B.C. or Montreal just to see how the smug Canadians like it once their pristine little towns turn into barrios! “Hey Canucks, how do you like THEM frijoles, eh joto?”

    PS George, take Carlos Santana with you!

  31. Jodie says:

    Hey George,

    Don’t let la puerta hit you on your way out!

  32. A. Levy says:

    He’ll leave the country? And go where, back to Mexico and work for $50. a month? Lopez, and the other 40 million illegals are the result of a nation of weak sheep who sit back and allow these things to happen, then bitch and moan about them.

    Don’t blame the elected lying crooks in DC. They are there because YOU put them there, and YOU keep sending them back. “If” the day ever comes when the American people get tired of being abused and treated like worker ants, then and only then, will they actually do something about it.

  33. Jimbo says:

    LOL! Wyatt’s Torch

    Having grown up in Texas, pendejo & joto were the first “spanish” words I knew how to speak! Learned them in grade school.

  34. Scalding Hail says:

    Speaking as an Alaskan resident, I would be horrified to see Sarah Palin win the election. It’s not likely, but the possibility is there. She wouldn’t even be a good choice; she dropped out of her governance of AK. What makes people think she could go all the way? Obama 2012

  35. Wyatt's Torch says:

    Orelay pues, vato! We’re all homeys here at Moonbattery.

  36. Wyatt's Torch says:

    LOL! Obama 2012! Man, did YOU take a wrong left turn, Scalding!

    Since you hate Palin and I’m SURE want to be inclusive, how about supporting Allen West for President.

    Or are you one of them closet RACIST progressives who voted for Obama because he’s half white?

    Well…ARE YOU A RACIST?

    Go West, America!

  37. John Lewis says:

    We don’t want him. Wee have more than enough American leftists. They’re aggressive, never learn Canadian politics, and generally make nuisances of themselves. One of them is head of the Canadian Green Party.

    Send Lopez to Venezuela. Or Cuba. He’ll fit in there.

  38. MadeMyDay says:

    Please, Americans we don’t want or need any more lunatic moonbat Lefties moving to Canada. We are already saturated with enough of them. All Conservatives that carry heat welcome though and like Sarah Palin we do know how to hunt. Oh, and bring your right-talk radio shows and maybe even Fox News. We’re a big country and need better communication. What’s with you guys bashing Canucks, we are actually almost upchucking our cookies watching your economy tank under Obomba as you are our biggest trading partner. Please, vote for someone, anyone new in the White House in 2012!

  39. Proud Kuffar says:

    This might not please all the Palin supporters, but I’m not a big fan of the former Governor of Alaska. I don’t want to elect another president who is more interested in fostering a cult of celebrity and building a media profile rather than the important issues of our time. She raised a red flag in my mind when she left her governorship to become a Fox News contributor and a star in a reality show with her family.

    You are seeing the disastrous results of making an irrational choice based upon charisma and media savvy, as our current president is more interested in running a 24/7 campaign and maintaining his PR rather than tackling our economic quagmire and foreign relations in an effective manner. Obama is clearly over his head, and I believe Palin will be as well.

    Allen West is an interesting choice, but I don’t think he is diplomatic enough to be POTUSA. Though I felt he had the right to be angry, he let his emotions get to him in his tiff with Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and came off looking too easily affected by criticism. This is not a trait to be desired in the leader of the free world and he cannot show emotion or anger so easily when dealing with other heads of state. Michele Bachmann is my favorite candidate so far, but she has to prove that she can win over independent voters and weather the media blitz that is set on destroying her. My second choice is Mitt Romney and that is only if he is genuine about his desire to dismantle Obamacare. The other candidates that have declared so far have no shot. I would definitely consider Rick Perry if he decides to run.

  40. vicsemprini says:

    Promises, promises…you moonbat celebs always talk a good game, but you don’t come through.

    We elected W twice and Streisand is still here.

    What’s our guarantee that you’ll actually leave?

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  42. NE Guy says:

    Speaking as an Alaskan resident, I would be horrified to see Sarah Palin win the election. It’s not likely, but the possibility is there. She wouldn’t even be a good choice; she dropped out of her governance of AK. What makes people think she could go all the way? Obama 2012Speaking as an Alaskan resident, I would be horrified to see Sarah Palin win the election. It’s not likely, but the possibility is there. She wouldn’t even be a good choice; she dropped out of her governance of AK. What makes people think she could go all the way? Obama 2012

    As an ‘Alaska Resident’, then you should be well aware of why she left the Governorship

    Basically, I think you’re a big fucking liar, and your ‘concern’ is noted.

    As for those dumbasses that think she needs ‘more experience’…exactly what experience beyond her twenty years of executive experience is needed? And who exactly do you think has all the experience needed at this point?

  43. SgtZim says:

    Another dark secret of mine… I thought he was funny the first time I watched him. I grew out of that pretty fast though.

    I also thought Roseann Barr was funny – 50 years ago. WTH is wrong with me????

  44. FrankW says:

    I’m kind of split on this.
    1. We know libs (like Lopez) will not follow through on the threat, several stated this intention to leave the US if Bush was elected/reelected and they never freaking left.
    2. I am not the biggest Palin fan, but if Lopez has been appointed (by himself) as head hombre, she would be the only person with a credible immigration policy.
    3. Why is it none of these liberal blowhards actually live in these third world trash heaps (I include a sizable portion of Mexico here)? I may not like the guy but at least Madonna and Sean Penn left, and their bitching quieted down.
    4. Antarctica. Nice place, no taxes. Small lib infestation though. Tell you what though Earache, you agree to move and we will take up a collection to get you there (one way ticket of course).
    5. And most important, I now have a plan for finding the 2012 nominee for the GOP. Just figure out which candidates frighten libs into wetting their pants (Palin / Bachman ticket?) the most and there’s the ticket.

  45. Jeff says:

    Do tell, why should I care what he or any other of self importtant loud mouths think about any topic? I am unaware of any Hollywood weirdos who actually kept their promise to move out of the country once Bush was elected/reelected. I am sick of clowns like him telling/ordering me how to live my life, what causes for social justice to be active in, and who I am suppossed to vote for. All based on the false notion that they are some how just so better, smarter, and morally superior to me that I need them to tell me how to think and what is in my own best interest. It would great if they would STFU and leave the rest of us alone and in peace. I only thing I want from the likes of Dopez is the chance to piss on his grave.

  46. TED says:

    ADIOS POS, one less in this country!! Don’t let the border hit you where the lord split you!!

  47. TED says:

    Missing child

    Has been known to Stink up blogs using the nick TheDarkEricDraven…

  48. Mark says:

    If George Lopez ever gets a talk show, I’m moving to Canada. What’s that? Oh dear God …

  49. Louisiana Steve says:

    Adios amigo!

  50. Karin says:

    Does he realize that conservatives are running the joint now? This isn’t the Vietnam era.

  51. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    George Lopez is about as funny as testicular cancer or juvenile diabetes. I had to laugh when he got his stupid show bumped back two hours because TBS hired Conan O’Brian (who is actually a FUNNY comedian, you know, the kind that does actual comedy).

    Palin isn’t my favorite candidate for 2012, but I wouldn’t have a problem voting for her. On the other hand if electing her would convince leftist shit stains like Lopez to move out of the country I’d vote for her in a heart beat.

  52. Marty says:

    And I care why?????

  53. SPURWING PLOVER says:

    Didnt we hear this before when GEORGE W. BUSH was elected back in 2000? Just blufing he wont move to canada and if he dose he,ll find it too buricratic anyway

  54. Winston Smith says:

    LoPEZ Dispenser should go to Mexico not Canada.

    Palin isnt even going to run. She is just messing with the heads of leftist crazies. Palin knows she is lightning rod for the left and knows that she couldnt win in the general election as her negative numbers are too high. She is better suited to promoting conservatives for office as she has been doing. I think she should head up the RNC. She has the ability to raise money – tons of it.

  55. Noelegy says:

    Mr. Lopez, when you threaten, it’s useful to threaten people with something they DON’T want to happen.

  56. Noelegy says:

    And yeah, can’t help but notice that he said he’d move to Canada, but not Mexico.

  57. Alxandro says:

    Ha, as if they’d have him.

  58. Duke says:

    Considering the immigration policies of Canada, I doubt he’d have much success. Perhaps he should consider Mexico – although even there he’d have to sneak in.

  59. Logic Mine says:

    Why wait? Start moving the F*ck out now.
    Hell, he ain’t funny anyways.

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