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Feb 24 2018

Moonbat Demands We Abolish Words That Include the Syllable “Man”

The time has come for an entirely new edition of the Newspeak Dictionary. It would be offensive not to abolish all words that include the syllable “man,” including for example “humanity” and “woman.” Cathy Areu, publisher of Catalina magazine, informs those who are not yet woke:

On a tip from Wife of Jack S.

47 Responses to “Moonbat Demands We Abolish Words That Include the Syllable “Man””

  1. StephaneDumas says:

    “Wopeople” sounds stupid thanks to Justin Trudeau.

  2. KHarn says:

    Before I consider her demand, I’d like to know what she thinks of the phrase “go F**K yourself, you stupid whore”.

  3. Ralph Carbone says:

    I have seen this woMAN several times and am never able to tell if she is really stupid or if it’s a parody. Maybe that’s her superpower.

  4. CovfefeMe says:

    desperately seeking approval from the other moonbats by going past stupid to total idiocy

  5. ? says:

    This means no more de-man-ds.

  6. shpongl3 says:

    She secretly wants to ban the letter S. Is she Castilian?

  7. CRC60 says:

    4:23 Anyone for “shopping” at Goldman Sachs?

  8. MAS says:

    Will this become man-datory? What ever happened to basic good man-ners?

  9. Bodhisattva says:

    OK so we replace “MAN” – they’ve already replaced that, in some ways. And other words or syllables too:

    And what about male or it’s homophone, mail?

    Because if we replace MAN and MALE (and homophone mail) with “person” then the guy who brings me my “person” is the “person person”.

    (I know, she said “mail” is OK, for now, but when you say “mail” how do you know that you didn’t say “male”.)

  10. Bodhisattva says:

    I don’t know of a single wo-man who would really care about this.

    Or should I say womyn?

  11. just a thought says:


    She has her work cut out for her

  12. Bodhisattva says:

    She said huMAN and huMANity.

    And she said “MAN” several times. Where’s my pacifier!

    The horror.

    CONCLUSION: Cathy Areu is somewhat insane.

  13. just a thought says:

    She has the ability to cloud men’s minds?

    Oh, wait. If we’re banning “man” won’t we have to also ban “men?”

    Maybe I shouldn’t have MENtioned that?

  14. markflag says:

    What about mango? And manticore? Woman is so full of sh it that her eyes and skin are brown. After the humor has become tiresome it is obvious she doesn’t have a clue about etymology or the history of languages. Pathetic.

  15. CovfefeMe says:

    a truly funny send-up movie

  16. markflag says:

    So does the song Dance Like and Indian.

  17. MAS says:

    How about men-opause? Plural has to be worse than singular…

  18. MAS says:

    Now that you men-tion it neither do I.

  19. Still Out of Service says:

    feminine hygiene
    …………… name but a few

  20. Feet2Fire says:

    Another feminazi deMANd…

    –Ridicule them until they go away.

  21. Feet2Fire says:

    (Off topic)
    Post found on Yahoo (by “62A,” in article trying to throw blame onto Melania and Don Trump, Jr. for their actions/inactions involving the Cruz atrocities)…

    Caller: I have information about someone mentally unstable. FBI: Ok madam, is this persons name Donald Trump? Caller: No, his name is Nikolas Cruz. FBI: Are you sure his name is not Donald Trump? Caller: No, his name is Nikolas Cruz. FBI: Does this Nikolas Cruz have any naked pictures of Trump in a Moscow hotel room? Caller: I don’t think so, he has weapons and is threatening to kill people. FBI: Does any of the pictures have Trump holding the weapons? Caller: No, this has nothing to do with Trump. FBI: Did Trump tell him to kill people or perhaps buy the weapons for him? Caller: Why do you keep asking about Trump? FBI: The only way we can look into this person is if he has anything damaging against Trump, please call us back if anything involving Trump pops up, good day Madam.

  22. CovfefeMe says:


  23. CovfefeMe says:

    MANic depressive
    this nutter belongs in a rubber room

  24. Grumpy Cat says:

    I demand that you immediately cease speaking the English language, the language of Patriarchy and Empire and you begin speaking Swahili.


    I will leave it up to the viewer to interpret this:

  26. James McEnanly says:

    Neil Armstrong, one of Perdue ‘s more illustrious alumni, would be furious if he heard about this.

  27. Just Kell says:

    Never trust a feMALE who smiles as much as this psycho does!

    I doubt very much she even believes her own bullshit but we can certainly still have fun with this in a thread devoted to “disMANtling MALE dominance and patriarchy”, right?

    Thoughts, counter-moonbats? Lets make this feMALE infamous, ok?

  28. Just Kell says:

    somewhat? LOL

  29. ThatsWhatSheSaid says:

    Yeah, she’s terrified me since I first saw her on Fox. She’s the female version of Adam Schiff with those eyes

  30. Easy Way #6 says:

    More “Deep Thoughts” from the shallow end of the gene pool.

  31. Easy Way #6 says:

    Swahili no good: “hi” is sounded like “he”. Reinforces toxic masculine rape culture.

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  33. Shortly says:

    How about “woman or women” ? Do we just call them wombs ?

  34. Jack Bauer says:

    I love to satirize moonbats, mostly because a majority of them take themselves so damn seriously, and can’t tolerate being made fun of.

    The idea of satirization however, requires that you take the characteristics of the object of your satire, and embellish or exaggerate them to a point that is extreme in its silliness. Moonbats today however, are already so far out there that it is become more and more difficult to exaggerate their insane behavior!

  35. richard says:

    Some people simply have too much time on their hands and nothing to do. Too much time to think but nothing to think with.

  36. JackisBack says:

    Gary Hendrix of Symantec scrambles for new company name.

  37. Frank says:

    NEWS FLASH: Highway worker falls into open personhole!

  38. Talcum X says:

    “Thank you for that guided tour into the loonier regions”.

  39. Area man says:

    She can’t deMANd that, she has to deWOMANd it!

  40. Frank says:


  41. Shortly says:

    How about menstrual cycle ? What’s a good replacement for that ?

  42. Just Kell says:

    “Leaking” I’ve heard…no shit!



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  44. Old exJarhead says:

    The 21st century has been a disaster for America!

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