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Jan 21 2015

Moonbat Elitists Fly 1,700 Private Jets to Davos to Discuss Global Warming

If the world were really in peril because carbon emissions are making it be too hot out, would the people yelling the loudest about this threat fly 1,700 private jets to conspire over champagne and caviar in Davos, Switzerland?

A squadron of 1,700 private jets are rumbling into Davos, Switzerland, this week to discuss global warming and other issues as the annual World Economic Forum gets underway.

The influx of private jets is so great, the Swiss Armed Forces has been forced to open up a military air base for the first time ever to absorb all the super rich flying their private jets into the event, reports Newsweek.

“Decision-makers meeting in Davos must focus on ways to reduce climate risk while building more efficient, cleaner, and lower-carbon economies,” former Mexican president Felipe Calderon told USA Today.

Davos, which has become a playground of sorts for the global elite, is expected to feature at least 40 heads of state and 2,500 top business executives. Former Vice President-turned-carbon billionaire Al Gore and rapper Pharrell Williams will be there as well; each plans to discuss global warming and recycling respectively.

Thank you, liberal elite oligarchical collectivists, for debunking your own hoax by demonstrating how little you believe in it.

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On tips from Wilberforce, Barry Sucks, and Bodhisattva. Graphic compliments of Stormfax.




20 Responses to “Moonbat Elitists Fly 1,700 Private Jets to Davos to Discuss Global Warming”

  1. DinaRehn says:

    But of course people!

    After all the socialist leftists of every nation CARE more about environment than anyone else so they DESERVE to be pampered like this, because they have good intentions and they know better than anyone else.

    [Note, I omitted the /sarc. tag in an effort to reduce my carbon footprint – aren’t you proud of me?]

  2. $59154503 says:

    But of course people!

    After all the socialist leftists of every nation CARE more about environment than anyone else so they DESERVE to be pampered like this, because they have good intentions and they know better than anyone else.

    [Note, I omitted the /sarc. tag in an effort to reduce my carbon footprint – aren’t you proud of me?]

  3. Pork_Soda says:

    Limousine leftists. Aren’t they precious!

  4. Pork_Soda says:

    Limousine leftists. Aren’t they precious!

  5. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Not to leftists. They are incapable of feeling embarrassed because they have no sense of shame.

  6. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Not to leftists. They are incapable of feeling embarrassed because they have no sense of shame.

  7. KHarn says:

    Long ago, there was a radio show called “It Pays To Be Ignorant” where contestants won by giving crazy answers that KIND OF made sense. Today it would go like this:
    GAMESHOW HOST: “What is a ‘car pool’?”
    ELITEST LIBERAL: “The HOT TUB in my stretch limo.”

  8. KHarn says:

    Long ago, there was a radio show called “It Pays To Be Ignorant” where contestants won by giving crazy answers that KIND OF made sense. Today it would go like this:
    GAMESHOW HOST: “What is a ‘car pool’?”
    ELITEST LIBERAL: “The HOT TUB in my stretch limo.”

  9. daPenguin says:

    Maybe next year they can hold the conference in Peru. Here is a place all marked out where they can park the jets… http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02425/Nazcalinesalamy_2425725k.jpg

  10. daPenguin says:

    Maybe next year they can hold the conference in Peru. Here is a place all marked out where they can park the jets… http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02425/Nazcalinesalamy_2425725k.jpg

  11. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Do you have any Gray Poop on that? But, of course!

  12. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    Do you have any Gray Poop on that? But, of course!

  13. Pork_Soda says:

    Here fixed it 4 u. They defile everything they touch.

  14. Pork_Soda says:

    Here fixed it 4 u. They defile everything they touch.

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  18. TruDat says:

    I especially like the guy who flew his wife, one child and two nannies there on his private jet, then said we little people need to get by with less. I think his name was something like Hipo Crite.

  19. TruDat says:

    I especially like the guy who flew his wife, one child and two nannies there on his private jet, then said we little people need to get by with less. I think his name was something like Hipo Crite.

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