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May 21 2019

Moonbat Regrets Nigel Farage Hit With Milkshake Not Acid

As punishment for his lead role in Britain’s noble attempt to reestablish itself as an independent nation, Nigel Farage has already been hit with a milkshake, which has become a favorite debating tactic among British leftists. That didn’t win the argument, so anti-Brexit moonbats want to escalate.

The top Brexiteer was targeted by Remainer Paul Crowther who threw milkshake at him on the campaign trail yesterday.

He scored a direct hit, covering Farage in sticky goop. This was not good enough for charity executive Ruth Townsley, who barked:

“Bravo to Paul Crowther, good on you mate.

“Great that milkshakes have become a thing when it comes to the racists in our midst. I’d prefer acid but milkshakes will do for now I guess.”

Islamization has made its mark on British society. Throwing acid in people’s faces to express disapproval is a Muslim specialty. Another win for multiculturalism.

On a tip from Lyle.

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