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Jul 29 2013

Moonbat Tech: Kitchen Counter Maggot Machine

The pointy-headed liberal masterminds who rule us have decided it would be better for the environment if we live off insects. Due to new advances in moonbat technology, this allows us to produce our own food at home, thus sparing the sacred polar bears from the global warming caused by transporting food. Katarina Unger introduces the Farm 432:

Unger’s Farm 432 is a small-scale fly incubator that fits on your kitchen counter, which “enables people to turn against the dysfunctional system of current meat production by growing their own protein source.” In particular, Unger focused on black soldier fly larvae as her research showed that they are the most efficient insect converters of protein at 42 percent, plus a lot of calcium and amino acids.

Here’s how it works: fly larvae are dropped into the machine’s top chamber, where they develop into adults and move into another, larger chamber, where they mate and reproduce. These new larvae drop down into a “kindergarten” area, where they are matured and harvested through a removable cup. Some of these larvae are re-introduced in the machine, starting the cycle again.

The rest of the maggots you eat … if you can do it without tossing your cookies. Devoted ideologues shouldn’t have a problem.

Culinary tastes are but a cultural construct, and with the right flavourings and ingredients (and in an adventurous spirit that you’re doing some good) a lot of seemingly unpalatable things may actually become acceptable.

Remember, normal is whatever progressive authorities tell us it is. An intense campaign by the governmedia has all but normalized homosexuality, which for thousands of years was regarded with nearly universal disgust. Why couldn’t it do the same for eating maggots? Then we can get rid of cows, and their flatulence won’t make it be too hot out for the polar bears.

Yummy maggots.

On a tip from David O.

20 Responses to “Moonbat Tech: Kitchen Counter Maggot Machine”

  1. Flu-Bird says:

    Just wait for these idiots from PETA to hear of this theyll have their members running around dressed as maggots and flies since as we all know PETA are a whole bunch of idiots

  2. My old conservation of mass calculations tell me that the maggots must be eating something. Can we eat that instead? If it’s hamburger, I already have a “device that fits in my kitchen for preparing it”.

  3. Winston Smith says:

    Isnt this based on an episode of Star Trek, the bald guy version, where Starfleet HQ was taken over by aliens who invited the Enterprise captain to dinner and presented bowls full of maggots to eat?

  4. Drury says:

    Wow. The comments over at that site show that many readers are actually quite okay with eating bugs, or are at least “insect-curious.” What self-deluded morons–think they’ll save the planet from cow farts, when in all likelihood they will just end up creating some other problem that will require you to switch to tree bark and grass for your food supply.

  5. Dr. 9 says:

    We have all the maggots we need, thank you. We call them, politicians.

  6. Bo Jangles says:

    I’m sure the EnviroNazi’s think eating bugs is appropriate, especially when we’re back living in caves, as they want.

  7. let them eat...maggots? says:

    Comrade dear leader messiah takes his fighting hard for the middle class tour to Martha’s Vineyard with 75 rooms booked for the posse. The local *evil* Koch brothers red state radio just reported and a caller called in to reveal the some are more equal than others conditions at that terrible prison for the first wookie at 1600 Pennslyvania Avenue. The caller said photos of the black Lenin adorn the walls in great volume and fresh floral bouquets are placed in upstairs rooms daily. An elevator is employed for the messiah’s post choom munchies runs. Libtarded fascination with royalty is ok with these fighting hard for the middle class lifestyles.

  8. Flu-Bird says:

    These enviromentalists themselves are maggots all maggots and yes Bo Jangles they do want us all to live in caves and worship the same pagan deities(Gaia)like they do

  9. Jester says:

    Ummm… something tells me The Vegans aren’t gonna be happy about this. But, they’ll keep their mouths shut in keeping with the tradition of leftist solidarity.

  10. Softly Bob says:

    I don’t entirely disagree with eating insects. I’ve been told that locusts are delicious.
    However, I believe in choice. No moonbat is going to tell me that I should get my protein from bugs. I’ll eat insects if they are tasty, but only if I can have my pork, fish and beef as well.
    By the way, I believe that Vegans don’t eat honey as they are against the exploitation of bees. So if moonbats want us to eat maggots, I expect that the lettuce-munchers will be out in force campaigning for insect rights. I can’t wait for the day that they campaign for the rights of all life forms including plants and bacteria. When that happens we’ll finally get rid of them as they slowly starve themselves to death.

  11. Momster says:

    Professor Hale says:
    July 29, 2013 at 7:51 am My old conservation of mass calculations tell me that the maggots must be eating something. Can we eat that instead? If it’s hamburger, I already have a “device that fits in my kitchen for preparing it”.
    Professor, the maggots will get their sustenance in this way:

    Every day at the White House and the Capitol building a chute will open. Leavings from Barry’s munchie runs and whatever falls out the corners of the Mooch’s gaping maw (you know Kobe beef, aspargus tips, arugula stems, whatever) and all the garbage from the congressional lunch room will cascade down the chute. We obnoxious, mouthy, demanding slaves will be allow to scoop up the leavings and if we don’t gobble them up first we can bring them home to feed the maggots.

    Stop complaining–maggots are good enough for us. We should be happy. I would lick Michelle’s hand–at least to lap up some of the gravy and bearnaise sauce clinging to her fingers. Maggots and bearnaise sauce–mmm-mmm-mmm Barak Hussein Obama.

  12. Doug says:

    “Social construct” you say? Then eat my meat bloodsucking commies.

  13. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    The maggots in the White House could feed half of Detroit’s 2013 population.

    A WIN-WIN 👿

  14. Clyde says:

    Big deal. I’ve been getting my worm on for years from Gusano Rojo mezcal:

  15. Tchhht!!! says:

    This is not surprising. Many moonbats like to pee on their salads.

  16. drew458 says:

    Oh yumm!! Tastes like  chicken  mopane worms I’m sure!

  17. Wizard45 says:

    Given the resemblance of moonbats to fecal matter they should probably be careful when playing with maggots.

  18. Cameraman says:

    Sheet I git My Meguts off my Rinds and Shyte, don”t need no Dayam Devices..BHO

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