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Nov 21 2012

Moonbat to Join Coyote Hunt Dressed as Coyote

A New Mexico coyote hunt will have extra appeal if an unhinged moonbat makes good on his word to join in dressed as a coyote:

The terms of the competition are simple: Hunters in New Mexico have two days this weekend to shoot and kill as many coyotes as they can, and the winners get their choice of a free shotgun or a pair of semi-automatic rifles.

But the planned two-day coyote hunting contest has sparked an online petition that has generated tens of thousands of signatures worldwide. The FBI is investigating a death threat to the gun shop owner who is sponsoring the hunt. And one protester has even vowed to dress like a coyote to trick hunters into accidentally killing a human.

No word on whether you get an extra prize if you nail the faux coyote moonbat.

Liberal activists are particularly fond of coyotes because both are pernicious varmints whose populations have reached excessive levels. The estimated 300,000 coyotes in New Mexico are known for killing livestock and pets.

Good news for the varmints:

Participants in a coyote hunting contest won’t be allowed to shoot coyotes on federal or state land.

That is because the government consists of still more overabundant varmints — and in the West, a high percentage of land is owned by the government:


When this was a free country, a major source of government revenue was land sales. Now that the government is on the verge of bankruptcy, rather than inflating the currency to worthlessness and enslaving future generations to foreign debt, massive land sales should be resumed. Instead, bureaucrats are buying up even more land so that people can’t use it. At least when they own it all, coyotes will be safe to kill lambs.

On a tip from Chris.

31 Responses to “Moonbat to Join Coyote Hunt Dressed as Coyote”

  1. modd kenwood says:

    I’m all for changing the mascot of the democrat party to a hyena

  2. Jimbo says:

    Here in Hays County, Texas there is a new bounty on pigs. You kill a pig, cut off it’s tail, take it to the County and get $5.00.

    Did you know only an expert can tell the difference between a feral pig and a liberal? Don’t believe me? Okay – tell me if I’m talking about a pig or a liberal:

    They ruin everything in their path.
    They sh*t all over everything.
    They’re EXTREMELY ugly.
    They stink.
    Every other form of life hates them.

    If I was a stupid liberal, I’d steer clear of Hays County.

  3. snuss says:

    Isn’t Washington, D.C. overrun with “overabundant varmints” of the two-legged variety? No hunting season there, either.

  4. Brian_Boru says:

    It’s damn near impossible to hunt in California anymore, where there’s an ample supply of game that no one is allowed to touch. You have to go to Mendocino County to get away from federal land, it seems.

  5. snuss says:

    As to the differences between a feral pig and a liberal, there are at least two: The pig won’t lie to you, and the pig is useful as a food source.

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  7. anon says:

    ” And one protester has even vowed to dress like a coyote to trick hunters into accidentally killing a human.”

    Don’t forget to cut off the ears and turn them in for the bounty!

  8. Bill T says:

    Jimbo do you have a place that needs some help eliminating any?

  9. Jimbo says:

    snuss – take my word for it – a feral pig is not something you want to attempt to eat unless you’re starving. But you are right about them not lying – which made me remember pigs are WAY smarter than a liberal.

    Bill T – I’m working on that.

  10. Jimbo says:

    @Brian_Boru – same in Hawaii, except there is no closed season on feral pigs. Go figure. The problem on O’ahu is there are a lot of locals who have ‘pig dogs’ that don’t just chase/kill pigs – they chase/kill anything.

  11. Jimbo says:

    Oh – and one other point about the idiot who wants to be accidentally shot by a hunter – I really, REALLY want to be that hunter. What really baffles me is the dumb son-of-a-bitch considers itself ‘human’. That proves it is stupid and delusional.

  12. Bill T says:

    Jimbo let me know when you get back from Hi.

    Huntington Beach Considering Plan to Trap, Kill Coyotes

    Maybe before protesting they should check some reference material.

    and their other love.

  13. Bill T says:

    This goes on for about 4:53 to long, silly Canadians!

  14. AC says:

    This is a Darwin Award in the making.

  15. AC says:

    Feral swine are indeed nasty. They attack people and destroy the livelihoods of farmers.

    Fortunately the great state of Texas lets us blast them from the sky. Helicopter depredation is one hell of an exciting adventure.

  16. Bob Roberts says:

    A new twist to suicide by cop – suicide by hunter!

    Hey, if he is that anxious to get shot/killed, I say let him!

  17. Bob Roberts says:

    snuss says: November 21, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    I don’t know, I would guess liberal liver might taste good with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  18. Bob Roberts says:

    Bill T says: November 21, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    My buddy was attacked by a cougar here in San Diego County. Has some nice scars on his arm from the occasion. The cougar didn’t fare as well.

  19. IslandLifer says:

    I bet if you hung some organic earthy foods from a tree branch and put jaw traps on the ground you could catch that human coyote alive! Then bury it in the ground with its head sticking out and pour honey on it. Heck, I wonder if the vultures would even peck at it.

  20. Mike T says:

    The first gun shop to sponsor the competition backed down due to pressure. Kudos to the guy in Las Lunas for standing up to these ignorant fucks. Libs will love coyotes until one snatches their kid from their front yard.

  21. Harry P. Ness says:

    Mommygov will need all that land to give to China when the dollar is worthless.

  22. Tax Slave says:

    Hey, enviro-wackjobs!

    Why does the coyote thrive in areas of human encroachment while the wolf dies out?

    Because coyotes adapt to eating man’s livestock, pets and garbage, while wolves do not.

    At Larry Niven and Jerry Pournell would say, “Think of it as evolution in action.”

  23. Tax Slave says:

    Bob Roberts,

    Fava beans with liver? Two protein dishes? Where’s the starch? Where’s the vegggies? Where’s the dairy? That ain’t no square meal.

    And a Chianti? How pedestrian. However, it is the liver of a vegitarian (or, worse, a vegan!). I’d even go with a white varietal such as a Pinot Gregio.

  24. johnnosk says:

    Two things:

    1. Grats to the gun shop for standing up to the moonbats (although it would be nice if they offered more prizes in response to the harassment)

    2. Anybody who wears a fursuit in New Mexico may pass out from heat exhaustion long before any hunter gets near him!

  25. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Because coyotes adapt to eating man’s livestock, pets and garbage, while wolves do not.
    Tax Slave
    The grey wolf is actually a very proficient livestock hunter.
    Moonbats here are throwing the same tantrums over a newly established hunting season on them
    Coyotes around here generally steer clear of cattle, unless they can find an inattentive cow with a newborn/weak calf.

    However I noticed that cattle with coyote around won’t even tolerate a dog
    The thing with coyotes is that they multiply so fast, intensively hunting them actually is the best thing for their survival

  26. Macmooski says:

    The new symbol of the Democrat party should be a pig because they’ve become so much more than jackasses.

  27. Wilberforce says:

    Why, just look at that map. Agenda 21 is coming along swimmingly, it would seem.

  28. Ian Random says:

    Hopefully, the furry will fair better than the one in CSI.

  29. grayjohn says:

    Moonbat dresses up like coyote, goes into coyote hunting area to fool hunters into shooting him. Moonbat is never seen again, fate and whereabouts unknown. Coyote hunt is successful and a good time is had by all. Guns are won, tons of fun, moonbats 0, hunters 1.

  30. whotothewhat says:

    So a lefttard wants to dress up as coyote and go out into the woods during a coyote hunt? What a great idea I hope more lefttards adopt this tactic.

    I only wish the left who protest deer hunting here in WI would dress up like a deer and go jumping through the woods.

  31. SandyS says:

    Now maybe those in the East will understand why those of us out West are so pissed we don’t have rights or control of our land. When you see it by map, it is obvious that it is a big problem. The government needs to sell all buildings and non-defense necessary land. Let capitalism do it’s magic. So sad, though, Obama is too stubborn and arrogant to see that this is the main way out.

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