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Dec 30 2012

Moonbats React to Newtown With Crusade Against Toy Guns

What could be crazier than blaming guns for the Newtown massacre rather than the evil freak who pulled the trigger? How about blaming toy guns?

A crusade against toy guns that began in 1987 is being re-launched following the elementary school shooting in Connecticut that left dozens dead.

Santa Monica activist Jerry Rubin says a personalized merit award will be sent to children who write to him about why they don’t like playing with toy guns.

The point? To breed a generation of hamsters, terrified by the concept of self-defense, who will be even easier to victimize and thus easier to rule.

Children must be brainwashed to oppose the toy gun menace.

On a tip from Lyle.

19 Responses to “Moonbats React to Newtown With Crusade Against Toy Guns”

  1. dan says:

    didn’t Rubin get run over by a car in the mid-90’s
    … should have campaigned against 2 ton chariots of mayhem

  2. Jimbo says:

    I realize this cliché is getting quite old, but when are the whiny sheep-bastard liberals going to confiscate all spoons because they have fat children who are dying from diabetes?

    When are the fools going to outlaw movie-murders?

    When are the stinking idiots going to quit exhaling to save the planet from CO2?

    There is no hypocrite like a liberal progressive hypocrite.

  3. testermonkey says:

    The hamster comment is so true

  4. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    The Lone Ranger, Red Ryder, and Roy Rogers have been replaced by Pee Wee Herman, Lance Armstrong, and Jerry Sandusky.

  5. Henry says:

    Wow, a personalized merit award from Jerry Rubin… kids will be falling all over themselves to get one of those.


  6. metprof says:

    And they get an oak leaf cluster for adding why they’d vote for Obama for a 3rd, 4th, and 5th term.

  7. Joe says:

    I just read on Drudge that odickweasel “pledges to put his full weight behind placing new restrictions on firearms”.
    Somebody might suggest to him that using the term “my full weight” when you’re a 90 pound weakling might be laughable.

  8. Laurie says:

    This Jerry Rubin?

    The doofuss isn’t even alive! He jaywalked in Los Angeles, was hit by a car, and died.

    Only liberals would use his name for a “merit award”.

  9. Joe says:

    Henry, we should pose as 10 year old brainwshed kids and write some letters. See if we can get one of those coveted merit awards from a stoned hippie. woohoo.

  10. Joe says:

    Laurie, that’s too bad, although I’m sure the world is better off without him.

  11. Henry says:

    It’s not the Jerry Rubin of the Yippie days – it’s some unknown loser who just happens to have the same name.

  12. IslandLifer says:

    I think the opposite should be done. I think kids need to send in a letter telling him why they love guns so much and what freedom means to them. They might ask him why no teddy bears this time you cheap leftist scum?

    Pro-gun letters should be e-mailed to Jerry Rubin at: or mailed to: Alliance for Survival, Att.: Jerry Rubin, 2035 Fourth Street #103-C, Santa Monica, CA 90405.

  13. MissAnthropy says:

    Is it any wonder the Islamists are convinced of their inevitable supremacy over the West?

  14. Columba says:

    Not only are they trying to brainwash the kids agains toy guns, but they’re also teaching the kids to lie their heads off in order to get a reward. Come to think of it, maybe they’re training recruits for government work.

  15. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Parents, you would be well advised to withhold a return address for “Jerry Peace Activist Rubin
    With all the innuendo, we’re not sure what to expect at the event at Third Street Promenade: The usual array of stinky (but rich) Westsiders who want to save the environment while living in massive McMansions or … an actual porn set.

  16. dan says:

    wouldn’t Rubin have advised kids to : ‘Steal this award’

  17. I begin to think that the whole reason why some people are so firmly behind gun control rests on nothing more than a feeling that guns are icky.

  18. Commie Cleanser says:

    And all the concern trolls come out with stuffed animals and banning. Just one more law or regulation and the golden statist utopia will commence, forward comrades!

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