moonbattery logo

May 23 2016

Moonbats Running Target Blame Weather for Sinking Sales

If you are going to boycott just one company for trying to shove moonbattery down customers’ throats, make it Target:

First they ban guns within their stores because “safety.”

Then they began allowing men into women’s restrooms because “equality.”

Then they are currently suing a guy who stopped another guy from stabbing a girl to death because…well, because they’re dumb.

Also, Target has taken a stand against Salvation Army bell-ringers. It has aggressively promoted not only homosexuality, but homosexual adoption, as well as the cult of communist executioner Che Guevara.

As the depth and breadth of Target’s moonbattery becomes public knowledge, decent people are naturally refusing to shop there, if only because the store is unsafe…

Especially to women who can’t carry a gun into the restroom a man just followed them into, and no one can save her should something happen because Target might sue the rescuer.

Over 1,262,000 people have signed a petition swearing off Target. Its stock is tanking.

Meanwhile, Target attributes declining sales to the weather:

Despite weakness in the first half of the year, Target said it still considers its full-year earnings forecast “achievable.” [CEO Brian] Cornell said the spending slowdown at the start of the year was the result of consumer caution and unusually cold and wet weather in certain regions.

“It’s been a very wet and cold start to the year and it’s reflected in our sales,” he said. “We haven’t seen anything from a structural standpoint that gives us pause.”

Given Target’s devotion to progressive ideology, I’m surprised Cornell didn’t link this to carbon emissions.

Sounds like Target will not be letting up on the moonbattery. Customers should not let up on the boycott.

On a tip from Torcer.

12 Responses to “Moonbats Running Target Blame Weather for Sinking Sales”

  1. calmly_observing says:

    Target had a real chance to push KMart further back and pick up some position on WalMart. But this certainly killed all of that momentum and then some.

  2. LOL. Target blames the weather for its woes. Because it definitely isn’t because they’ve been shouting, “Hey decent people — we hate you!!!”

  3. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    They are good. As long as they keep pushing the leftist agenda, they will be the only cheap department store left after the Feds push Walmart and K-Mart out of business.

  4. Agrippa says:

    So long and Buh-bye, Tar-jey!

  5. Of course it’s the weather. It will be a cold day in Hell when I shop at a Target….

  6. Jodie says:

    The weather in Arizona has just been crazy! Over the past six months, it has been cold, then cool, then warm, then hot, then cool again, with some rain scattered in there.

    Poor Target. They don’t stand a chance. /s

  7. Alphamail says:

    75 degrees, balmy, with 90% off stylish bikinis – sales down…! Frickin’ weather.

  8. Giorgio Palmas says:

    I stopped going there after the credit card hack. They also made the toy section gender neutral last Christmas. Ban the moonbats!

  9. Meowhiss says:

    Sent them an email and hand written letter to corporate stating that I will not longer support any of their stores.

  10. John "Kahless" Taylor says:

    Well, maybe if they stopped advocating licentiousness, God may make the weather better.

Alibi3col theme by Themocracy