The treasonous elitist twit John Kerry may be the most unappealing moonbat ever to drone about the global warming hoax, but give him credit for succinctness. If brevity is the soul of wit, Hanoi John is a clever guy to have summed up everything he has to say in a single blast of greenhouse gas:

“There shouldn’t be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in the world,” Kerry began before launching into an anti-coal diatribe.

“I find myself getting more and more militant because I do not understand how adults who are in a position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis…”

Before Kerry can complete his thought, the crude sound of passing gas can be heard over the microphone. …

CNN’s [Becky] Anderson — sitting to Kerry’s right and within striking distance of a potential bodily function — quickly jerks her head aside and inconspicuously places her hand to her mouth, possibly in the event of any stench permeating the climate panel.

It must have been a doozy to disgust even a mainstream media propagandist. The climate won’t mind though — not if it is okay with the massive emissions caused by globalist hypocrites like Kerry jetting into Dubai to discuss how to lower our standard of living.

We’ll never get through watching our country destroyed by moonbats without a little comic relief:

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

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