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Nov 15 2012

Naked Moonbats Denounce Nudophobic Bigotry in San Francisco

Naked moonbats descended upon San Franfreakshow City Hall yesterday to protest a proposed measure that would place some restrictions on their habit of grossing everyone out by walking around with no clothes on.

Screeched a naked 69-year-old weirdo named Rusty Mills,

“Nudophobic bigotry has now taken root here in San Francisco.”

Hippies aren’t getting any younger. One of his fellow protestors used a cane, another a wheelchair.

On the way back to City Hall, elementary school children playing on a schoolyard gawked and pointed at the naked demonstrators.

Supervisor Scott Wiener introduced the proposal to curb undressing after residents complained about a daily gathering of naked men in Jane Warner Plaza, a square in the Castro District.

The Castro District is so thoroughly infested with homosexuals known to perform exceedingly disgusting sex acts in public that no decent person would knowingly set foot there.

“There’s always been occasional public nudity in San Francisco. Over the last two years it’s gone from being this quirky, occasional thing to an obnoxious, over-the-top thing,” Wiener said in an interview.

“A lot of people who live in the neighborhood are just sick of the fact that seven days a week there are men taking their pants off and displaying their genitals on our sidewalks and plaza,” he added.

Maybe there is hope. If San Francisco could get sufficiently disgusted with obnoxious naked perverts to prevent them from running completely amok, maybe the country as a whole will do something about Democrats.

Even Dan Glazer, whose Castro bakery specializes in genital-shaped cookies, admits that the naked freaks have been “taking advantage of our neighborhood’s openness, of the gay community’s tolerance.”

Not to worry, moonbats; San Fransicko will still retain its special ambience:

Under the proposed law, which critics dubbed the “Wiener bill,” nudity would still be allowed at permitted parades, fairs and festivals, as well as on designated nude beaches.

If you have children, morals, or a weak stomach, stay far away from these fairs and festivals.

No picture with this one. You’re welcome.

On tips from Mickey Shea and Ghost of FA Hayek.

25 Responses to “Naked Moonbats Denounce Nudophobic Bigotry in San Francisco”

  1. Henry says:

    “On the way back to City Hall, elementary school children playing on a schoolyard gawked and pointed at the naked demonstrators.”

    Children and drunks always speak the truth.

  2. Dr. 9 says:

    “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy, its inherent value is the equal sharing of misery…” Winston Churchill

  3. Ummah Gummah says:


    I think we should appeal to these exhibitionists’ sense of Patriotism and form an all-nude battailion to take on the taliban.

    Since the wonderboy has outlawed the use of bullets on your enemies, maybe a bit of visible weiner shock will put the fear of God back in the Taliban.

    Given the advanced age of these proposed combatants, I’d ask Pfizer to donate the appropriate medical accompaniment:

    Libs will have to love the slogan: Blue Pills instead of bullets!

    I can see the Taliban running all the way to the Indian ocean already.. clawing their eyes out as they run..


  4. Alphamail says:

    I say we dig up Winston Churchill, prop him up against the wall, and use his quotes for policy.

  5. Ummah Gummah says:


    Alpha.. I’d been hoping to see President Romney receive the Winston Churchill statuette back into the White House, but – alas – the enemies of America now outnumber her Patriots.


  6. Rickyd says:

    Please God, let the “big one” strike SF anytime now.

  7. IslandLifer says:

    I think a pellet, airsoft, or paintball rifle would be a proper counter demonstration.

  8. Wizard45 says:

    Oh yeah, Lifer, that would give a whole new meaning to the condition known as “bule balls”!

  9. Restless says:

    Seriously… “nudophobic?” I guess the reason I hate these kinds of people is that I’m stupidophobic.

  10. Sam Adams says:

    Isn’t it interesting how moonbats on the left can continue to invent labels for normal people who are naturally repulsed by exposure to perversion?

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  12. Ghost of FA Hayek says:


  13. They don’t get it

    The people at these protests are always the grossest people on the planet, NOBODY of any persuasion wants to see them naked

  14. Jeff says:

    Just what is it with liberals and their need to get naked? It seems to me that a liberal has a the emotional maturity of a two year old: self centered and throwing a temper tantrum when things do not go their way.

  15. Jester says:

    This is the best that liberals have got? Tax hikes are about to truly bankrupt our country, Shari’a law is nipping at our heels, our education system is the poorest performing per dollar in the world, energy prices are skyrocketing, Iran is on the verge of nuclear armament, the media is far-left propaganda machine, and THIS is the biggest complaint from progressives?

  16. Sinister66 says:

    Why cant they look like the FEMEN protesters

  17. Alphamail says:


    Undoubtedly replaced by a Neville Camberlain statuette.

    Here’s Seattle’s statue of choice.

  18. Alphamail says:

    IslandLifer alert:

    ManBearPig to call for elimination of Big Island over greenhouse gas.

    For specifics, click on to on todays date 11/15/2012

  19. IslandLifer says:

    @Alpha, wow nice pic! Maybe we can toss MBP into the cauldron in hopes Madame Pele won’t vomit.

  20. DBIAFW says:

    This is the day I can officially declare Dave Blount not only to be racist, bigot, misognyist, prick, idiot, asshole but also a total fucktard. The amount to which you, Dave, do not understand how the world works proves the concept of infinity.

  21. whotothewhat says:

    Its not so much nudophobic bigotry, but grossophobic bigotry.

    Or just the need to hold ones lunch down.

  22. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Hey, can you call me all that too? I’d be proud of it coming from someone like you. We understand the way the world is “working”, as well as how it should. We make fun of it, or express outrage, as appropriate.

  23. bobdog says:

    This is about constitutional rights and human dignity. If we allow this outrageous ordinance to steamroller the freedom of loyal citizens, next thing you know, they’ll outlaw public oral sex during the annual festival in the Castro District when children are present. Freedom is at stake.

  24. steve says:

    Scott Wiener? REALLY?????

  25. Thank you for not referring to these exhibitionists and perverts as ‘nudists’; this is one of the few publications to recognize that these people are NOT nudists, just naked men.

    Shamefully, there are some ‘real’ nudists who are supporting these misfits rather than condemning the false association which has been made between their actions and real nudists/naturists who subscribe to a moral philosophy which precludes this behavior.

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