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Jul 30 2016

Navy to Name Ship After Harvey Milk to Honor His Sexual Perversion

How do you go about getting the Navy to name a ship after you in the sort of country this is becoming? By having a reputation for indulging in exceedingly unhealthy forms of sexual depravity, like Harvey Milk:

The U.S. Navy is expected to name a ship after Harvey Milk, the first time it has bestowed the honor on a gay leader and a gesture that underscores the military’s transformative shift on LGBT people.

According to the U.S. Naval Institute News, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus signed a notification on July 14 that he intended to name a Military Sealift Command fleet oiler the USNS Harvey Milk.

Milk was in the Navy during Korea, attaining a rank of lieutenant, junior grade. He was also in the anti-war movement during Vietnam. He went on to get elected to San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors. He was killed along with the Mayor by former Supervisor Dan White, who wanted his job back after having resigned, and who got a light sentence thanks to blaming the murders on eating too much junk food. San Francisco is a crazy place.

An old joke:

Q: How do they separate the men from the boys in the French Navy?

A: With a crowbar!

The social engineers in charge would like this joke to be told about the American Navy. Milk infamously preyed on troubled underage boys, whom he sexually molested.

Bradley Manning should have joined the Navy instead of the Army. They would have named a ship after him too.

On tips from Jester, Steve T, J, Dragon’s Lair, Nobama, and Giorgio Palmas.

49 Responses to “Navy to Name Ship After Harvey Milk to Honor His Sexual Perversion”

  1. seaoh says:

    Probably go down on it’s maiden voyage, I don’t know but naming a ship after a gut who swallowed a ton of seamen doesn’t seem like a good idea.

  2. Troy McClure says:

    Next “Anchors Aweigh” will be replaced by “In the Navy” by the Village People

  3. Good Stuff says:

    Is Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus going use the crazy “Twinkie Defense”?

  4. oldguy says:

    And we are in the South China Sea acting like Commodore Perry?

  5. dcjuggler says:

    This is the ship that should be names after Harvey Milk. Note the rear entry ramp.

  6. Tchhht!!! says:

    I knew the Navy was going to hell when they named some tub after John Murtha.

  7. Pyrran says:

    In other news, the Secretary of the USIN announced the completion of a flotilla of new ships, USINS Nidal Hasan, USINS Omar Mateen, USINS Rizwan Farook, and the USINS Mohammad Atta. President for Life Barack Hussein Obama congratulated the Navy Secretary and said that these ships would be a powerful force in the new United States Islamic Navy.

  8. Tchhht!!! says:

    Maybe they should make that the USNS Harvey Milt.

  9. Spiny Norman says:

    Small wonder that all of our enemies, and most of our allies, are laughing at us.

  10. marcus tullius cicero says:

    …Army field latrine named after Bradley Manning!

  11. RockyMtn1776 says:

    This comes as no surprise with the Imam of the Rainbow Mosque at the helm.

  12. BillyBob Bob says:

    I read this on USNI (US Navy Institute, whatever that is). After about 20 comments, the author closed the comments. My comment was removed before he closed it down.

    BillyBob Bob 2 days ago Removed
    “Milk wasn’t murdered bc of his orientation. Where’s the Mayor Moscone ship?”

    Good question, no? Mayor Moscone was also in the Navy. Besides, everyone knows that Diane Feinstein encouraged White to assassinate Moscone and Milk as a springboard for her political aspirations. Everyone.

  13. depwavid says:

    Don’t forget the Bergdahl pissoir!

  14. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    SS Caligula setting sail..

  15. depwavid says:

    An oiler, eh? Maybe that was a twisted reference to asshole grease?

  16. MAS says:

    Now there’s irony. A Twinkie eating twinkie murders another twinkie and blames it on eating too many twinkies or was that…Twinkie?

  17. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Many people still buy into the idea that massive sugar consumption will make their kids hyperactive.

  18. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Those that aren’t laughing are crying.

  19. Mr. Freemarket says:

    People do not pay Damon large sums of money because of his intellect.

  20. Vic Kelley says:

    Sugary foods really got Beavis cranked up and off on his Cornholio rants. Of course he was just an animated character, but he had better sense than to name a ship after an old twink who hustled kids.

  21. Disgusted says:

    Milk was just another dopey looking pervert like Bawny Fwank.

  22. Mike says:

    Can the SS RuPaul be far behind?

  23. vietnam vets iraq war vets says:

    gay people have fought and died in every war we have fought unlike far to many movement conservatives and neo-con artist vietnam war draft dodgers and iraq war chicken hawks. can you name them I will start dick cheney mitt romney and his sons and mitts father. sean hannity rush limbaugh bill kristol richard pearl ect.

  24. Campion says:

    Absolutely a fair comment. But most of them were closeted for understandable reasons. I draw the line at naming a ship after someone who had a minimal role in the military and politics.

  25. Lobotomist says:

    You would think one memorial tribute to Milk would be enough.

  26. NotKennedy says:

    Opinions may vary but I don’t think the Navy has anything to say about what that creepyass cracker Ray Mabus does. He’s nothing but a Obama-class freak and probably got into the office as Secretary for being “that way”.

  27. NotKennedy says:

    God Bless Dick Cheney, a great American leader. His voluntary service, in elected office, to America exceeds anything that he may have offered as a draftee. The Vietnam war was entirely a liberal democrat war, thanks to JFK and then LBJ.

    The Butcher of Benghazi ain’t got nothing on the mass murderer, LBJ.

    America is still paying the cost of that wretched debacle and one of the most malignant bastards ever to exploit the Vietnam era is an even more reproachable failure as Secretary of State than Hillary.

    Harvey Milk was a despicable bastard, the world is a better place without him, America owes him nothing and naming a vessel in honor of him impugns every sailor who ever has to set foot aboard the defiled vessel.

    FWIW, Ray Mabus is even more despicable than Milk.

  28. NotKennedy says:

    God bless the surgeon who “knicked” that sorry bastard’s guts.

  29. 762x51 says:

    His use of “neo-con” exposes him as a Progressive troll. That term was coined by Progressive Democrats who were incensed by other democrats who left the party when it went full Marxist. One does not leave the Progressive movement, except in a box. I can name a hundred times that many Progressives who voted for wars and never wore a uniform.

  30. 762x51 says:

    And this is how it all ends up.

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  32. Diego Whitworth says:

    Bradley Manning should have joined the Navy instead of the Army. They would have named a ship after him too.

    It is not too late, the Army has its own fleet.

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  35. FriendOfJohnnyM says:

    Actually, it seems rather fitting- because the ship, and Harvey Milk are BOTH FULL OF SEAMEN.

  36. Giorgio Palmas says:

    That’s my joke!

  37. Giorgio Palmas says:

    Sorry- couldn’t help myself.

  38. JoeK says:

    It is at the least a mental illness, an abnormality in the two species of male and female. In the masculine psyche, the question is do you prefer corn holes or poon holes? In the feminine psyche it is do you prefer rugged poles of carpet poles?!!

  39. JoeK says:

    Damn! That’s a nice one! I used to have to shit sitting on an M.R.E. case cardboard sleeve! If you had to sit too long, it cut up into your sciatic nerve(s)!!

  40. JoeK says:

    Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I had to do that in the Persian Gulf War (of 1990-1991!), I still wouldn’t be rich!! But the worst part of that dooty detail, besides the stench, was the heat! It’s already like 115 degrees at 10:00 and the heat from the gasoline/diesel mix was just incredible, combined with the mouth watering (from your vomit reflexes being activated) stench!!

  41. JoeK says:

    Wait! I forgot! The worst part about that detail was dragging the quarter-cut 55 gal drums 50′ away from the camp (Unlike this guy)! Hitting bumps, having that shit splash out, on you sometimes?! OMG WTF? Okay, now I’m having non-combat flashbacks!! Thnx Chief!! And the stirring! Gotta keep stirring it cause it’ll only burn the surface shit if you don’t!! Now I’m going to throw up!!

  42. JoeK says:

    That’s fucking scary as hell!!

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  44. JoeK says:

    Or who was shot for being an ass-hole ain’t good either!!

  45. The wall of the stall says:

    Is the oiler going to service the fleet with Astro lube?

  46. 1Hoss says:

    I thought the progs typically used “neo-con” as a codeword for Jews. Maybe they’re getting their signals crossed over there.

  47. Bully says:

    Milk molested boys. Are you claiming ownership of that too?

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