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Aug 24 2019

Next for Democrat Party: Maebe A. Girl

Never ask whether the Democrat Party could possibly get any worse. Moonbats take it as a challenge — one that they are always up for. Some might argue that no one could be worse than, for example, Adam Schiff. Wrong. In the primaries, he will face a transvestite running under the name Maebe A. Girl.

From People, which is a suitable place to read about the cheesy circus American politics has become:

[He] makes campaign appearances in lace-front wigs, brightly colored pantsuits and high heels, greeting voters under a tongue-in-cheek name, but make no mistake: Maebe A. Girl’s bid for Congress isn’t a joke.

Or at least, it isn’t any more of a joke than the rest of his party.

Mr Girl explains why he will conduct his campaign in women’s clothes:

“I have a more powerful voice when I’m in drag.”

Schiff’s district includes places like West Hollywood. Even a bug-eyed moonbat may not be freakish enough to represent his constituency.

Mr Girl has already won an election, placing him on the Silver Lake Neighborhood Council in Los Angeles, where he serves in the same clothes that he wears during public drag queen performances.

Sarah Cowgill gives a few reasons to think that Maebe A. Girl could win Schiff’s congressional seat:

• Joseph Crowley (D-NY) who [no] one remembers since the media’s overselling of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) unprecedented win.
• Remember Rep. Mike Capuano (D-MA)? Yeah, well he was the 10-term incumbent in a high-profile Democratic primary and soundly beaten by political newbie and radical left Ayanna Pressley now holding court in John F. Kennedy’s former district.
• Oh, and then there is the community activist who hopped to the US Senate and then the presidency forcing a political dynasty to sit out the 2008 presidential race. Yes, Barack Obama smashed Hillary Clinton’s hopes the first time around.

As for the other two members of the Squad,

[Maebe A. Girl] may just beat [Schiff] if the increasing popularity of other America haters – Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) — is any indication. On Girl’s Facebook page [he] writes: “America disgusts me,” while calling the for the abolishment of Immigration Customs Enforcement.

In contrast, Schiff has cast votes that could be construed as pro-American, dooming him as a Democrat if the party’s current trajectory continues.

In tune with the Democrats’ progressive base, Maebe A. Girl says there are already too many white men in Congress. He is a white man himself — but not to Democrat voters. According to their religion, if a man says he is a woman, he literally is a woman. This moonbat answer to transubstantiation offers a way forward for white men in a party increasingly devoted to demonizing and marginalizing white men. White male Democrats like Schiff may soon face a choice between switching genders and switching parties.

On a tip from R F.



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