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May 20 2015

Next Step: People Decide They Are Animals

Since political correctness trumps biological reality, men can now decide that they are really women, and women can decide that they are really men. So what is to stop people from deciding that they are really animals?

Anyone surprised to see the Obama/Biden sticker in the window of Caleb the Wolf’s parents?

On a tip from JanderJ.



90 Responses to “Next Step: People Decide They Are Animals”

  1. Jodie says:

    I look like a Jack Russell, but I identify as a tigress. /s

  2. Jodie says:

    I look like a Jack Russell, but I identify as a tigress. /s

  3. Spade Cooley says:

    To be one of these people is to want to be anything else. Sadly, a nebbish wolf is still a nebbish.

  4. Speed Gibson says:

    To be one of these people is to want to be anything else. Sadly, a nebbish wolf is still a nebbish.

  5. IslandLifer says:

    Ummm you’re freaks. Nothing more and maybe less.

  6. IslandLifer says:

    Ummm you’re freaks. Nothing more and maybe less.

  7. Irving says:

    Totally expected. After all, they’re Regressives, who chase each others asses like dogs.

    “Der Sphincter will bring you to Enlightenment!”

  8. Irving says:

    Totally expected. After all, they’re Regressives, who chase each others asses like dogs.

    “Der Sphincter will bring you to Enlightenment!”

  9. TheChaoticStorm says:

    It gets further off the deep end than this. People believe they are fictional creatures such as dragons. Or they believe that they are specific fictional characters.

    This is where an overactive imagination turns into a mental disorder, and this behavior is coddled instead of corrected.

  10. TheChaoticStorm says:

    It gets further off the deep end than this. People believe they are fictional creatures such as dragons. Or they believe that they are specific fictional characters.

    This is where an overactive imagination turns into a mental disorder, and this behavior is coddled instead of corrected.

  11. Dan says:

    another mental illness being given legit status.

  12. Dan says:

    another mental illness being given legit status.

  13. Henry says:

    I’m a transphibian!

  14. Henry says:

    I’m a transphibian!

  15. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    NEWSFLASH little boy-genius: the wolf is a carnivore. Also, the Alpha will feel no compunction to murder the Beta on pure impulse.

  16. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    NEWSFLASH little boy-genius: the wolf is a carnivore. He does not eat Cheetos. Also, the Alpha will feel no compunction to murder the Beta on pure impulse. Just like “Jamal” from Brooklyn would smash your already misshapen skull in with a tire iron for the sheer pleasure.

  17. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    What we neef is either an epidemic, famine, or…war.

  18. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    What we need is either an epidemic, famine, or…world war.

  19. Nobama says:

    Too funny!! I thought of similar story when I read the news about gender now being your own personal decision http://abcnews.go.com/Health/pittsburgh-man-thinks-dog-boomer/story?id=20801512

  20. Come&TakeIt says:

    Too funny!! I thought of similar story when I read the news about gender now being your own personal decision http://abcnews.go.com/Health/pittsburgh-man-thinks-dog-boomer/story?id=20801512

  21. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    What, the Nuthouse ran out of rooms?

  22. Smith and Wesson and Me says:

    What, the Nuthouse ran out of rooms? Besides, aren’t there leash laws in Pittsburgh?

  23. Mr. Mentalo says:

    “Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.”

    “And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.”

    Seems like the Lord isn’t real keen on people becoming beasts.

    ‘Nuff said.

  24. Mr. Mentalo says:

    LOL!

  25. Mr. Mentalo says:

    “Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.”

    “And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live.”

    Seems like the Lord isn’t real keen on people becoming beasts.

    ‘Nuff said.

  26. Mr. Mentalo says:

    LOL!

  27. Son_of_Taz says:

    I’m afraid you may be right S&W

  28. Eddie_Valiant says:

    I’m afraid you may be right S&W

  29. Son_of_Taz says:

    And mom says she was concerned her son was mentally ill?
    HE IS MOM, HE IS!!

    Look on the bright side – we can require them to be leashed and collect money for licenses.

  30. Eddie_Valiant says:

    And mom says she was concerned her son was mentally ill?
    HE IS MOM, HE IS!!

    Look on the bright side – we can require them to be leashed and collect money for licenses.

  31. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Somehow, I think I would class this lad as a headless chicken, NOT a wolf.

  32. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Somehow, I think I would class this lad as a headless chicken, NOT a wolf.

  33. Jodie says:

    If they want to be treated like animals, they should be neutered and/or spayed immediately, then put in cages and sent to the nearest zoo.

  34. Jodie says:

    If they want to be treated like animals, they should be neutered and/or spayed immediately, then put in cages and sent to the nearest zoo.

  35. susan says:

    …or the planet Zoltron.

  36. susan says:

    …or the planet Zoltron.

  37. TED says:

    WHEN you are “liberal SICK” you can be anything you THINK you are….

  38. TED says:

    AMEN !!

  39. TED says:

    WHEN you are “liberal SICK” you can be anything you THINK you are….

  40. TED says:

    AMEN !!

  41. TED says:

    I want to know WHY are these people(?) being allowed to walk around lose?! There’s NO doubt one of these days they will hurt someone or themselves!

  42. TED says:

    I want to know WHY are these people(?) are being allowed to walk around lose?! There’s NO doubt one of these days they will hurt someone or themselves!

  43. TED says:

    This is nothing more than a prelude to BEASTALITY! These people(?), once caught with an animal, will claim they are the same species so it’s perfectly fine .. There is NO SICK too SICK for the LEFT!

  44. TED says:

    This is nothing more than a prelude to BEASTALITY! These people(?), once caught with an animal, will claim they are the same species so it’s perfectly fine .. There is NO SICK too SICK for the LEFT!

  45. Tchhht!!! says:

    What’s with these freaks that they have to pick on bowling alleys to display their perversion? One Saturday a month about a hundred of these dipsos decend on the bowling alley near my home. They are known as “furries”. Then don’t bowl, or spend money in any other way. They just mill around on the concourse sniffing each others butts and getting in the way of normal people trying to enjoy an afternoon of bowling. I don’t know why the owners put up with it unless they are just concerned the they might be called…er…um…furophobes?

  46. Tchhht!!! says:

    What’s with these freaks that they have to pick on bowling alleys to display their perversion? One Saturday a month about a hundred of these dipsos decend on the bowling alley near my home. They are known as “furries”. Then don’t bowl, or spend money in any other way. They just mill around on the concourse sniffing each others butts and getting in the way of normal people trying to enjoy an afternoon of bowling. I don’t know why the owners put up with it unless they are just concerned the they might be called…er…um…furophobes?

  47. Rotohammer says:

    They are well domesticated and seem to enjoy the benefits of regular cooked meals, clean clothes, and a warm place to sleep. Maybe go out and catch a rabbit with your bare hands and eat it raw. What wolf would not thoroughly enjoy that?

  48. Rotohammer says:

    They are well domesticated and seem to enjoy the benefits of regular cooked meals, clean clothes, and a warm place to sleep. Maybe go out and catch a rabbit with your bare hands and eat it raw. What wolf would not thoroughly enjoy that?

  49. RKae says:

    Exactly! Wouldn’t the authorities be called if an actual wolf was walking around on city streets?

  50. RKae says:

    How do these people explain their situation?

    Animals don’t talk.

  51. RKae says:

    Exactly! Wouldn’t the authorities be called if an actual wolf was walking around on city streets?

  52. RKae says:

    How do these people explain their situation?

    Animals don’t talk.

  53. TED says:

    It might actually bring people in wondering what all the weirdo’s are doing there, as long as they don’t get too weird.

    http://tt13.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/lion-sex.jpg?w=640

  54. TED says:

    It might actually bring people in wondering what all the weirdo’s are doing there, as long as they don’t get too weird.

    http://tt13.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/lion-sex.jpg?w=640

  55. Metro says:

    The real fireworks start when someone successfully ‘changes races’. Any objections to this are answered by same arguments for ‘gender fluidity’. Objection – But you can’t fake cultural experience! Answer – but you can fake gender experience? Objection – “But you can’t change your race – it’s your DNA”. Answer – Really? If you can “change your sex” despite your DNA (which is an even stronger indication of your sex than ‘race’), then why not race? Objection – it’s racial appropriation! Answer – and pretending you’re a women isn’t gender appropriation?
    Hello affirmative action!! When someone has “discovered” they feel like a qualifying category for that minority scholarship, get the popcorn and watch the leftist infighting.

  56. Metro says:

    The real fireworks start when someone successfully ‘changes races’. Any objections to this are answered by same arguments for ‘gender fluidity’. Objection – But you can’t fake cultural experience! Answer – but you can fake gender experience? Objection – “But you can’t change your race – it’s your DNA”. Answer – Really? If you can “change your sex” despite your DNA (which is an even stronger indication of your sex than ‘race’), then why not race? Objection – it’s racial appropriation! Answer – and pretending you’re a women isn’t gender appropriation?
    Hello affirmative action!! When someone has “discovered” they feel like a qualifying category for that minority scholarship, get the popcorn and watch the leftist infighting.

  57. Tchhht!!! says:

    Don’t get too weird? Well, if I happen to be there when they are, I avoid going to the men’s room. I’ve noticed that some of them have a little “port” where there wazzle sould be and I am guessing that its not there for taking a leak.

  58. Tchhht!!! says:

    Don’t get too weird? Well, if I happen to be there when they are, I avoid going to the men’s room. I’ve noticed that some of them have a little “port” where there wazzle sould be and I am guessing that its not there for taking a leak.

  59. Momster says:

    Someone should tell wolf-boy that wolves do not bark!

  60. Momster says:

    Someone should tell wolf-boy that wolves do not bark!

  61. Momster says:

    I guess its true! Nothing is new under the sun. I didn’t know they had libtards back then. I guess they were called “sinners” in those days. Not PC now.

  62. Momster says:

    I guess its true! Nothing is new under the sun. I didn’t know they had libtards back then. I guess they were called “sinners” in those days. Not PC now.

  63. Momster says:

    I am an old, gray, overweight, so-so looking lady, but I identify as young, blond, well-built, and gorgeous–and you better agree with me or I will sue you. I think I will apply for a waitress job at Hooters.

  64. Momster says:

    I am an old, gray, overweight, so-so looking lady, but I identify as young, blond, well-built, and gorgeous–and you better agree with me or I will sue you. I think I will apply for a waitress job at Hooters.

  65. 762x51 says:

    That’s great Caleb, now make like a tree and get out of here- Biff Tannen.

  66. 762x51 says:

    That’s great Caleb, now make like a tree and get out of here- Biff Tannen.

  67. 762x51 says:

    He could either bite you, lick you or hump your leg.

  68. 762x51 says:

    He could either bite you, lick you or hump your leg.

  69. 762x51 says:

    Imagine trying to do this in 1915, he would be locked up, where he belongs.

    Celebrate Diversity is code for celebrate insanity.

  70. 762x51 says:

    Imagine trying to do this in 1915, he would be locked up, where he belongs.

    Celebrate Diversity is code for celebrate insanity.

  71. 762x51 says:

    Civil War II, coming to your neighborhood soon, VERY SOON.

  72. 762x51 says:

    Civil War II, coming to your neighborhood soon, VERY SOON.

  73. DM says:

    Since their parents are obviously keeping them as “pets” perhaps they should be spayed and neutered. If they are of a species that is considered a “wild animal” then of course they should be caged and kept away from the public.

  74. DM says:

    Since their parents are obviously keeping them as “pets” perhaps they should be spayed and neutered. If they are of a species that is considered a “wild animal” then of course they should be caged and kept away from the public.

  75. TED says:

    Absolutely! WHERE THEY BELONG!

  76. TED says:

    Absolutely! WHERE THEY BELONG!

  77. TED says:

    UGH! My guess is these animals don’t know how to keep from getting TOO WEIRD!

  78. TED says:

    UGH! My guess is these animals don’t know how to keep from getting TOO WEIRD!

  79. […] next logical step will be to reverse the procedures employed by Doctor Moreau, so that those who regard themselves as animals trapped in human bodies can achieve their true […]

  80. Tatiana Covington says:

    Guess what… we are a species of animal.

  81. Tatiana Covington says:

    Guess what… we are a species of animal.

  82. Tatiana Covington says:

    They’ve got something to roar about! Now, let’s have them guest on Springer.

  83. Tatiana Covington says:

    They’ve got something to roar about! Now, let’s have them guest on Springer.

  84. Tatiana Covington says:

    Oh well… 10,000 yr hence, who’ll care? We’ll all be dead.

  85. Tatiana Covington says:

    Oh well… 10,000 yr hence, who’ll care? We’ll all be dead.


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