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Sep 08 2024

NPR Introduces Eco-Chaplains

Believers in the global warming hoax are unreachable by rational argument because their gullibility is not merely a matter of stupidity but of faith. Enviromoonbattery is not so much an ideology as a godless, hollow religion. They even have eco-chaplains.

From state-affiliated NPR:

The demand to address climate grief, anxiety and burnout is growing, according to the Rev. Alison Cornish, the chaplaincy coordinator at The BTS Center, a non-profit in Portland, Maine that looks at climate change through a spiritual lens.

In 2017, the American Psychological Association defined climate anxiety as “a chronic fear of environmental doom.”

Neurotics could cure their climate anxiety by not listening to the B.S. spewed by the liberal establishment. Instead, they call upon eco-chaplains to help them wallow in it.

On a chilly morning in January, Sustaining Climate Activists gathered in a library conference room.

“Just breathe normally,” the group’s co-facilitator, the Rev. Liz Olson, a certified hospital chaplain, said in a soothing yet commanding voice to the dozen people sitting with her.

“You can use this breathing any time you are panicking or worrying, knowing that we have this symbiotic relationship with the plants and the trees, and that as you are exhaling they are inhaling, and as you are inhaling, they are exhaling. We are always connected to the plants and the trees.”

The main way we are connected is that plants need CO2, which humans fortuitously produce, thereby helping crops to grow.

Participants sipped coffee, nibbled homemade oatmeal raisin cookies, passed around a box of Kleenex and examined a color wheel with the names of hues replaced by emotions — fear, anger, loneliness and anxiety.

Eco-moonbats had better stock up on the Kleenex in case election fraud can’t keep Trump out of office:

Sustaining Climate Activists arose out of a sense of being overwhelmed. In 2016, several activists affiliated with Southern Oregon Climate Action Now, a non-profit advocacy group based in Medford, Ore., came together after the presidential election of Donald Trump.

“Trump’s election freaked everyone out,” said Alan Journet, who co-founded the Medford advocacy group with his wife, Kathy Conway. “Group members wanted a way to deal with fears and anxieties about climate and politics.”

Their solution: group thumb-sucking.

On a tip from R F.


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