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Apr 14 2014

Obama Plots Punitive Federal Tax on Cow Flatulence

Good guys won the Showdown at the Bundy Ranch, but the Obama Regime’s war of obliteration against cattle ranchers will continue.

There are countless ways the teaming insects comprising the federal bureaucracy can eat away at what they don’t like — and if it has anything to do with traditional America, they don’t like it. Sending armies of heavily armed goons to intimidate ranchers and rustle their cattle didn’t work out so well, because patriots refused to back down. That’s why our rulers prefer more insidious means of advancing their agenda.

A favorite, especially now that the IRS has become explicitly politicized and weaponized, is punitive taxation:

Senate Republicans warn that President Obama’s new focus on agricultural methane emissions could mean a tax on livestock emissions — including cow flatulence.

South Dakota Sen. John Thune and fellow GOP senators sent a letter to Obama administration officials urging them not to regulate livestock emissions as part of the president’s crusade against global warming.

Anyone who believes that cows breaking wind make it be too hot out belongs in a rubber room. The actual crusade, or rather jihad, is against the cattle industry.

Liberals disapprove of meat; it reminds them that the human race is at the top of the food chain, not toward the bottom as anti-human envirofascists would prefer. Also, a quick comparison of the fearless cowboys who recently stood down federal goons in Nevada with the gelatinous slime transmitting orders from DC should make it obvious why libs do not like cowboys. They actually consider the term an insult, as many will recall from W’s days in office.

Also hard hit by Obama’s “Climate Action Plan” will be the dairy industry, where bovine flatulence would be heavily regulated by an alphabet soup of malignant federal agencies. Apparently milk is too wholesome to appeal to the folks running Washington.

Cow Flatulence Global Warming
A cow making it be too warm for the sacred polar bears.

On a tip from Bill T.




23 Responses to “Obama Plots Punitive Federal Tax on Cow Flatulence”

  1. IOpian says:

    How will they measure it to determine the amount of flatulence? How will they regulate it? Prove that it is causing global warming. They can’t.

    This administration is without doubt the most idiotic collection of individuals I have seen hold these positions in my lifetime and I’ve seen them since Kennedy.

    Certifiable nutjobs.

  2. IOpian says:

    How will they measure it to determine the amount of flatulence? How will they regulate it? Prove that it is causing global warming. They can’t.

    This administration is without doubt the most idiotic collection of individuals I have seen hold these positions in my lifetime and I’ve seen them since Kennedy.

    Certifiable nutjobs.

  3. Jakareh says:

    The moonbats are not against meat per se, just against the little people having any. When France’s head moonbat came to visit, they served fine dry-aged beef at the state dinner thrown in his honor.

  4. Bubba says:

    Hey pinhead zero – Don’t polar bears fart?

  5. Bubba says:

    Hey pinhead zero – Don’t polar bears fart?

  6. Marylou's America says:

    Maybe they’ve got it backwards (no pun intended). Maybe the polar bear farts are adversely impacting the health of the cows a thousand miles farther south (no pun intended). Maybe that’s why the price of beef has gone up so much and they don’t want us to know. Hmm-mm . . . I am SO SICK of the NONstory! Does anyone actually believe it?

  7. Marylou's America says:

    Maybe they’ve got it backwards (no pun intended). Maybe the polar bear farts are adversely impacting the health of the cows a thousand miles farther south (no pun intended). Maybe that’s why the price of beef has gone up so much and they don’t want us to know. Hmm-mm . . . I am SO SICK of the NONstory! Does anyone actually believe it?

  8. dan says:

    hey,Hey,HEY….polar bear farts are nothin’ you want to be messin’ with,buddie !

  9. dan says:

    hey,Hey,HEY….polar bear farts are ‘ nothin’ you want to be messin’ with,buddy !’
    Just thinking about them brings tears to my eyes !

  10. Laocoön says:

    My God… How, in the name of civilization, did Earth survive millions of years of methane from dinosaur farts? It’s a miracle!

  11. Laocoön says:

    My God… How, in the name of civilization, did Earth survive millions of years of methane from dinosaur farts? It’s a miracle!

  12. SineWaveII says:

    How about a punitive federal tax on the flatulence that comes out of Obama’s face?

  13. SineWaveII says:

    How about a punitive federal tax on the flatulence that comes out of Obama’s face?

  14. JTW says:

    Europe’s had that for decades. Even worse, farmland has a “cattle allowance” assigned to it, which of course the governments can increase or decrease as they like.
    So a farmer who has 100 heads of cattle and an allowance for 120 will have to buy more land with such an allowance if he ever wants to grow his business (and 99% of European cattle are kept in barns, not fields…).
    Result is of course inevitable: the price of farmland with such allowances has skyrocketed, land without such becomes worthless. A fact government agencies use to pretty much force farmers to sell their land to be “reclaimed for nature” by simply removing the cattle allowance on it. Of course the property taxes on the land remain the same.
    This they can do without monetary compensation, if they just forced a sale the old fashioned way they’d have to give a fair market price (which they’d just inflated by creating that allowance).

  15. JTW says:

    Europe’s had that for decades. Even worse, farmland has a “cattle allowance” assigned to it, which of course the governments can increase or decrease as they like.
    So a farmer who has 100 heads of cattle and an allowance for 120 will have to buy more land with such an allowance if he ever wants to grow his business (and 99% of European cattle are kept in barns, not fields…).
    Result is of course inevitable: the price of farmland with such allowances has skyrocketed, land without such becomes worthless. A fact government agencies use to pretty much force farmers to sell their land to be “reclaimed for nature” by simply removing the cattle allowance on it. Of course the property taxes on the land remain the same.
    This they can do without monetary compensation, if they just forced a sale the old fashioned way they’d have to give a fair market price (which they’d just inflated by creating that allowance).

  16. Bill T says:

    Watch for the price of milk and beer necessarily skyrocket!
    Regulation Nation: Breweries fight back against new government grain rules
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/14/regulation-nation-breweries-fight-back-against-new-government-grain-rules/?intcmp=latestnews

  17. Bill T says:

    Watch for the price of milk and beer necessarily skyrocket!
    Regulation Nation: Breweries fight back against new government grain rules
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/14/regulation-nation-breweries-fight-back-against-new-government-grain-rules/?intcmp=latestnews

  18. Henry says:

    Typical of progs: A solution looking for a problem.

  19. Henry says:

    Typical of progs: A solution looking for a problem.

  20. rex freeway says:

    What a bunch of brain dead libtards. Has to be the dumbest idea they’ve come up with yet.

  21. rex freeway says:

    What a bunch of brain dead libtards. Has to be the dumbest idea they’ve come up with yet.

  22. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    If we lived in America, all bills pertaining to taxes would have to originate in the House. If the House were controlled by say…a Republican majority…a Democrat president would have little chance of getting such a bill. Oh if only we lived in America.

  23. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    If we lived in America, all bills pertaining to taxes would have to originate in the House. If the House were controlled by say…a Republican majority…a Democrat president would have little chance of getting such a bill. Oh if only we lived in America.

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